[Dennis Lukes]

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Some just never listen to this advice.
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Oh, Jen. You just get worse and worse, don't you? You are sinking deep in sin, far from the peaceful shore. Hopefully the Master of the Sea will hear this despairing cry.

If not, I can content myself in the knowledge that you really deserve the spot in Hell you're preparing for yourself.

[handmaiden]

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Clearly, the closet is so infested with sin that fumigation will no longer suffice to clear out the haze of sodomy.

All these people came out in some fashion or other this year. Now, I fully understand why God had to lay down the fire and brimstone.

You know, it wasn't that many years ago when I used to read news stories of celebrities coming out as Christian. There were so many inspiring stories of famous people finding Jesus and announcing it boldly in the press. That just doesn't seem to happen anymore.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Oh, Jen. You just get worse and worse, don't you? You are sinking deep in sin, far from the peaceful shore. Hopefully the Master of the Sea will hear this despairing cry.

Maybe it would be helpful for us to define sin for our guest so he/she actually learns from his/her mistakes. I think the following verse nicely explains it.

Genesis 20
1And Abraham journeyed from thence toward the south country, and dwelled between Kadesh and Shur, and sojourned in Gerar.
2And Abraham said of Sarah his wife, She is my sister: and Abimelech king of Gerar sent, and took Sarah.
3But God came to Abimelech in a dream by night, and said to him, Behold, thou art but a dead man, for the woman which thou hast taken; for she is a man’s wife.
4But Abimelech had not come near her: and he said, Lord, wilt thou slay also a righteous nation?
5Said he not unto me, She is my sister? and she, even she herself said, He is my brother: in the integrity of my heart and innocency of my hands have I done this.
6And God said unto him in a dream, Yea, I know that thou didst this in the integrity of thy heart; for I also withheld thee from sinning against me: therefore suffered I thee not to touch her.
7Now therefore restore the man his wife; for he is a prophet, and he shall pray for thee, and thou shalt live: and if thou restore her not, know thou that thou shalt surely die, thou, and all that are thine.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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I didn't see it coming, but now it is here. Theme parks, with roller coasters, cotton candy and carney music everywhere is where trans and homers are hiding out. The link is a testimony written by a trans telling us how fun it is to go to one and just be an "ordinary" person. Why would he/she think a man dressed as a woman is "ordinary" anywhere? It makes Jesus cry.

We True Christians™ need to be watching public places closely. These sinners may start infesting other places.

"Dead End: Paranormal Park" explores theme parks as queer getaways | Salon.com

[WWJDnow]

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In homo circles, theme parks are notorious pick-up spots for rough trade. I never expected these degenerates to blog about it, though. Thankfully, the only amusement park within 30 miles of the Landover Baptist Church is the church's own Jesusland. Church security monitors the activities in the toilet stalls to ensure that nobody is crossing any Biblical lines.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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In homo circles, theme parks are notorious pick-up spots for rough trade. I never expected these degenerates to blog about it, though. Thankfully, the only amusement park within 30 miles of the Landover Baptist Church is the church's own Jesusland. Church security monitors the activities in the toilet stalls to ensure that nobody is crossing any Biblical lines.

Thanks Brother Dnow--It's so discouraging these agents of Satan discovered theme parks, the very places kids like to hang out. All we can do in monitor and remove them when detected.

It might not matter so much if it involved run-of-the-mill sin. But this sin is the one Jesus hates most of all.

[BrotherLarry]

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There are cams in Jesusland bathrooms?

How long have they been there? Where is the power switch? Asking for a friend.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Please add to the list.

With so many long-haired types [left] around it was refreshing [right]
to see John Waters with a nice haircut and a smart tie, I'd thought. Having heard one or two discussions now with
him, perhaps his is a name to consider for the list?