The Open Closet

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

We need to know who the abominations are. We need to be told who is a danger to morality, who wishes to destroy marriage and who hates the American Way.

I take much pleasure in outting the following queers who are an affront to God!

Anderson Cooper

Journalist & TV Presenter
Born 3 June 1967

Ellen Degeneres

Entertainer
Born 26 January 1958

The Fab Five

Reality Show Stars

Jodie Foster

Actress
Born 19 November 1962

Barney Frank

Politician
Born 31 March 1940

Amy Lamé

Entertainer
Born 1970

Jane Lynch

Actress & Comedian
Born 14 July 1960

Rosie O'Donnell

Entertainer
Born 21 March 1962

Please add to the list.

Look on this as a Christian Wiki Project, we will only be done when every homer in the US is exposed!

[Witch Hammer]

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Queerbait: Doogie Howser MD, specializing in prostate exams and collecting semen and stool samples


Gayrod: Matthew Cooper. Had his mud-socket plunged by every adult male in Colorado springs, and twice each Sunday by Byron Sully.

[Kiddo the queerboy (On Moderation)]

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Feel free to add me to the list. Yuri ftw!

[Witch Hammer]

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Feel free to add me to the list. Yuri ftw!

Garden variety queers like you aren't worth noting.

[Pim Pendergast]

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Anna Paquin (bisexual)


Ellen Page


Meredith Baxter


And, of course, Barack Obama

[Godmyoneandonly]

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Does being bisexual make me a sinner?
How can I not be bisexual?
I don't want god to hate me any more

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Does being bisexual make me a sinner?

Why yes, yes it does.

How can I not be bisexual?

Stop doing bisexual things.

I don't want god to hate me any more

I don't blame you. He has quite a temper.

[kitkat]

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We need to know who the abominations are. We need to be told who is a danger to morality, who wishes to destroy marriage and who hates the American Way.

I take much pleasure in outting the following queers who are an affront to God!

Anderson Cooper

Journalist & TV Presenter
Born 3 June 1967

Ellen Degeneres

Entertainer
Born 26 January 1958

The Fab Five

Reality Show Stars

Jodie Foster

Actress
Born 19 November 1962

Barney Frank

Politician
Born 31 March 1940

Amy Lamé

Entertainer
Born 1970

Jane Lynch

Actress & Comedian
Born 14 July 1960

Rosie O'Donnell

Entertainer
Born 21 March 1962

Please add to the list.

Look on this as a Christian Wiki Project, we will only be done when every homer in the US is exposed!

well actually, i think the majority of these people are already out and proud. i'm actually quite curious, what have any of these people ever done to offend you? i understand that they are gay or bisexual, but have they ever actually hurt you in any way? did jesus not love everyone? did he not befriend tax collectors, the poor, prostitutes, the minorities?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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well actually, i think the majority of these people are already out and proud. i'm actually quite curious, what have any of these people ever done to offend you? i understand that they are gay or bisexual, but have they ever actually hurt you in any way?

It's not what WE think...it's what GOD thinks.

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

did jesus not love everyone? did he not befriend tax collectors, the poor, prostitutes, the minorities?

Please post Scripture to support your claims. Book, chapter, and verse from the KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[kitkat]

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It's not what WE think...it's what GOD thinks.

(Leviticus 20:13) "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."



Please post Scripture to support your claims. Book, chapter, and verse from the KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Firstly, in response to your out of context quote, Leviticus was a book of Jewish laws. I'm assuming you aren't Jewish, yet even if you are, you must understand that Leviticus also said that wearing mixed fabrics was a sin, and that eating shrimp was a sin to be stoned for. Throwing around bible quotes does not justify bigotry, and if God created gays, why would he see them as bad?
Secondly, to quote the bible, "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you."
And finally, Jesus himself never said a single thing, good OR bad, about homosexuality. There is no proof that he was against gays. Also, my mother is a priest, and although she is straight, she believes that God loves everyone, including gays. As the bible says, "But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"

[Didymus Much]

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Firstly, in response to your out of context quote...

When discussing the Bible, quoting the Bible is "out of context"?

...Leviticus was a book of Jewish laws...

That still applies (mostly, see next response for an exception):

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

...I'm assuming you aren't Jewish, yet even if you are, you must understand that Leviticus also said that wearing mixed fabrics was a sin, and that eating shrimp was a sin to be stoned for...

The dietary laws were abrogated by Jesus:

Romans 14:14 "I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean."

Everything else from Leviticus, Deuteronomy, etc., still apply.

...Throwing around bible quotes does not justify bigotry, and if God created gays, why would he see them as bad?...

Humans are incapable of understanding why God does anything:

Isaiah 55:9 "For as the heavens are exalted above the earth, so are my ways exalted above your ways, and my thoughts above your thoughts."

But these two verses shed some light on the subject:

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

...Secondly, to quote the bible, "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you."...

Wait, weren't YOU just accusing someone of taking something out of context?

...And finally, Jesus himself never said a single thing, good OR bad, about homosexuality. There is no proof that he was against gays...

He also never said anything bad about methamphetamines, so... knock yourself out.

...Also, my mother is a priest...

Oh, this just keeps getting better.

1 Corinthians 14:34 "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law."

...and although she is straight, she believes that God loves everyone, including gays...

As she also claims to be a priest, why stop with just one heresy, eh?

[Eva_Christensen]

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And finally, Jesus himself never said a single thing, good OR bad, about homosexuality. There is no proof that he was against gays.

Do forgive me if I'm wrong, but Jesus didn't say anything directley about rape or incest either, did he!?
Does that, in your eyes, mean that he would condone those things?

And what about this:

Matthew 19:4-6 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Male and female -

[Eva_Christensen]

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He also never said anything bad about methamphetamines, so... knock yourself out.

Well, you beat me to it (you're still going to hell though)

[kitkat]

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Do forgive me if I'm wrong, but Jesus didn't say anything directley about rape or incest either, did he!?
Does that, in your eyes, mean that he would condone those things?

And what about this:

Matthew 19:4-6 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh? Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Male and female -

Are you seriously comparing two consenting, loving people in a same sex relationship to rape or incest? Because I have to say that's pretty outrageous.

[Didymus Much]

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Are you seriously comparing two consenting, loving people in a same sex relationship to rape or incest?...

She's only applying the same standard you did: Jesus didn't say anything SPECIFICALLY about homosexuality, so it's ok.

... Because I have to say that's pretty outrageous.

Yup.