[Acts 29]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

This has to be among the most hillarious things I have seen. Are you guys for real!? I live in Åland and this is a great place, we are the Islands of Peace. Wannabe-Swedes? NO, we are Ålanders, and only that, we are not Swedes or Finns, and we are a Christian country so God does not hate us.

Doesn't sound too bad to me. Will definitely add it to my list of places I want to visit. Just one question, could you tell me what the cycling is like there?

[Acts 29]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

they have declared themselves as self-governing, autonomous and independent,

This may be why they seem pretty cool to me. I'm a fan of any country which exercises self determination or is willing to take action against a government the people disagree with. Right on Aland Islands!

[Roland]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

Just one question, could you tell me what the cycling is like there?

If you want to make some miles these islands may not be the best option. To the west and east you have better options. It is perhaps a good choice if you want to go sea kayaking.

[Acts 29]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

I've never gone kayaking before and it looks like a beautiful place so it should still be worth doing. Thanks for your feedback, Roland.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

A typical everyday Alander:

[Des]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

A typical everyday Alander:

You can see the hatred radiating from that homer's eyes. Hatred for decency, hatred for morality, hatred for America, hatred for God!

Horrifying.

[lukasekman]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

The Åland Islands is a dangerous place. It is infested with ticks carrying the TBE virus (Kumlinge disease), which infects the brain. The rate is even higher than near Stockholm, the Swiss capital of sin.
Those who survive the infection will often get mania, autism, paralysis, borderline personality disorder, dyslexia, dyspraxia, homosexuality and other mental diseases demonic possessions.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

These people seem, on the surface at least, much like all the rest of the Norwegians. Clearly, the Norwegian areas are nests of perverted sins, but these Aland people seem to be in much worse condition than other Swiss people. I believe that, in the absence of other explanations, we must accept the tick infestation as the likely cause of this breakdown.

I recommend the use of DEET. It is powerful medicine for bugs, especially the ones that want to bite you, but don't use too much; it's said to be pizenous to people, too.

[Des]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

I recommend the use of DEET. It is powerful medicine for bugs, especially the ones that want to bite you, but don't use too much; it's said to be pizenous to people, too.

Considering that ticks are much smaller than people, it seems that it would take less DEET to kill them than it would a person. It makes sense then that these, what would they be called, Narwhalers? That these Narwhalers drink 3 or 4 tablespoons of DEET, then wallow around on their yards, allowing the ticks to bite them. The DEET would then be transmitted through the blood into the ticks, killing them.

[Fred Hall]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands

I've never met someone from the Aland islands that wasn't a thief and a liar. what a God forsaken place that dump is.