Get Rid of Trailer Trash

[Johny Joe Hold]

My question is this: Why should any responsible Iowa citizen who owns a house and goes to church care one twit about those people living in "Mobile Home Parks?" The latter is correctly called Trailer Trash.

I never allowed trailer trash in Freehold. But in those cities where they exist a wonderful economic change is coming. These mobile home parks were built decades ago. Cities expanded leaving the parks surrounded by expensive property. Trailer trash people rented spaces in the parks because they were cheap.

Now developers are offering those who own the parks big money. The new owners double or triple the cost of renting a space. Trailer trash move out. The property is ready for new, beautiful and profitable buildings.

Trailer trash people are now lobbying state legislatures to stop this. They want delays and regulations on the rent charged and money spent keeping up the parks. This is an outrage.

The sooner every city gets rid of it trailer trash the better off are responsible Christian people who own houses.

Mobile home residents in Iowa could get more notice of rent hikes (desmoinesregister.com)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

I thought the whole point of mobile homes was to live life on the open road having adventures and writing The Great American novel. Jack Kerouac springs to mind.

Kerouac's wiki page states "He often experienced episodes of heavy drinking" which is consistent with the mobile home lifestyle. He engaged in unmarried s*x and had a spotty work history, again, consistent with life in a trailer park, and was critical of Communism and probably voted Republican (because of the Freedom™ thing). When problems came along he simply moved on, then died young(-ish, aged 47) to avoid burdening the rest of us with social security.

I don't know why so-called "residents" of Iowa rocking the trailer park dream don't just move to Florida, like their hero, and die.

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

They are trying to get in the way of good old Jesus approved Capitalism. Which along wit ha KJV 1611 in hand has been proven over and over again to be the only way to run the world.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

experienced episodes of heavy drinking" which is consistent with the lifestyle of a mobile home dweller. He engaged in unmarried s*x and had a spotty work history, again, consistent with life in the trailer park,
I don't know why so-called "residents" of Iowa rocking the trailer park dream don't just move on and die.

People with no teeth sitting on an abandoned couch in front of a trailer drinking beer is the picture of trailer trash. Is this making America great again?

I've thought about putting a program into the National Republican Party Platform called "Kick the Hicks." Its purpose would be to eliminate these parks and their trashy people. If we Republicans take the House and Senate Trailer Trash will be gone.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

People with no teeth sitting on an abandoned couch in front of a trailer drinking beer is the picture of trailer trash. Is this making America great again?

I've thought about putting a program into the National Republican Party Platform called "Kick the Hicks." Its purpose would be to eliminate these parks and their trashy people. If we Republicans take the House and Senate Trailer Trash will be gone.

Brother Mayor, I'm sure your people are in touch with the base more than anyone, but aren't these gap-mouthed sub-humans also Trump supporters? Sure, they wallow in filth and vote against anything that costs a nickel, but that's because they don't want to pay for handouts to welfare queens and Yugoslavian anchor parents.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

Brother Mayor, I'm sure your people are in touch with the base more than anyone, but aren't these gap-mouthed sub-humans also Trump supporters? Sure, they wallow in filth and vote against anything that costs a nickel, but that's because they don't want to pay for handouts to welfare queens and Yugoslavian anchor parents.

As always, you are very correct, Dr. Tooley. The thing with Trailer Trash is they voted for Trump even though he gave them the bird. They are worse off today than before Trump. That's why Republicans can move them out of their places and still get their votes.

No self-respecting Republican ever goes into such a soiled place to shake hands. If we hear Democrats are actually going into trailer parks to campaign we'll need to rethink our approach.

As you know, this is not something we would discuss in public.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

This may be anecdotal, but trailer parks seem to have a habit of attracting tornadoes - which may be an indication that Jesus doesn't like them.

[Isabella White]

Re: Get Rid of Trailer Trash

People with no teeth sitting on an abandoned couch in front of a trailer drinking beer is the picture of trailer trash. Is this making America great again?

I've thought about putting a program into the National Republican Party Platform called "Kick the Hicks." Its purpose would be to eliminate these parks and their trashy people. If we Republicans take the House and Senate Trailer Trash will be gone.

Thank you so very much, dear Brother Mayor Hold, for posting this very important message. I say: good riddance to bad rubbish! We cannot take a chance that our glorious will have this sort of ungodly trailer trash multiplying and spreading so rapidly — as you shall see in the attached video. (Parents, kindly send your kiddies out of the room before playing this clip.)