[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Valentine's Day

I've researched about what women want

What women want is completely irrelevant. They have to shut up, serve their husbands, clean, cook and get babies.

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Matthew 18:25 "But forasmuch as he had not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife, and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made."

Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."

1st Corinthians 7:4 "The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife."

1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."

[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

Re: Valentine's Day

Haha, actually I don't believe it's a con because I'm Catholic and believe in Saints, sooo... I don't think it's pagan either. I don't really do anything, though, except tell people thank you for being my friend and my mum for being a wonderful and brilliant mother. It's purpose is to be nice! You may know that someone loves you, but isn't it just nice to hear it sometimes? Like how you may know someone is thankful for a deed you have done to them, but it's nice to hear a "thank you" out of it regardless.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Valentine's Day

Last week I almost bought my Fiance my first ever Valentines card

I've researched about what women want from future husbands and seen something about a "Clitoris". I checked ebay and they didn't have any

The card said it was made in Isreal on the rear so I scrunched it up and put it back anyway. My wife will still praise me when i don't supply her with Clitorises and Joo cards every year.

I think Clitoris is a name Negroes name their little girls.

Get your fiancee a Bible instead.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Valentine's Day

This year for Valetines day, I am letting all the Hutchins females eat in the dining room instead of the kitchen.
Of course, the boys and I will be going out to Ruth Chris for a properly grilled steak.

[WashedWithHisBlood]

Re: Valentine's Day

I'm Catholic and believe in Saints, .. .

Really? So tell us; how many underage Catholic boys did you raped at your "Catholic" church?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Valentine's Day

Speaking of negroes......

VD day is most celebrated by people of color. Who else would create a day based on sex acts and depravity?

[Milkshakecrusader]

Re: Valentine's Day

Last week I almost bought my Fiance my first ever Valentines card

I've researched about what women want from future husbands and seen something about a "Clitoris". I checked ebay and they didn't have any

The card said it was made in Isreal on the rear so I scrunched it up and put it back anyway. My wife will still praise me when i don't supply her with Clitorises and Joo cards every year.

A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Valentine's Day

A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"

In the 5th grade of our horrendous public schools, you will learn that you are wrong. The filthy clitoris has nothing to do with the actual vagina. Which is equally disgusting.


Get Jesus in you, young man. Before it is too late.


In Him Forever

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Valentine's Day

A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"

In the 5th grade of our horrendous public schools, you will learn that you are wrong. The filthy clitoris has nothing to do with the actual vagina. Which is equally disgusting.

Here, once again, we can see how True Christian™ education beats atheist schooling also in the aspects that are most horrendous and should not be discussed.

As they're now already being discussed here, and to supplement Brother Harold's Godly Post, I am proud to present here in detail the latest data on these organs as revealed by Godly Creation Science.

1. A vagina: It is an orifice. Its purpose (as Created by God in Genesis 1:26) is to function as an entrance channel that receives Godly manseed (Genesis 2:24)to produce new Soldiers for Christ and as the exit channel for these soldiers in their infant form before they join the infantry of Christ. As God is very clever, He also designed the vagina so tight that this process is painful and rightly so as the Women messed up His Holy Plan.

Genesis 3:16 (see how often 3:16 brings forth crucial information in the Bible, and, in addition, proves even further that the atheist figure of π =3.14 cannot be correct [though I admit that we must also consider Exodus 3:14])
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

2. The clitoris is a test. It is the ultimate hurdle that can remove any hope of Salvation from the woman. It causes unnecessary and distracting convulsions that can lead to harlotry. It was put there as a vestigial structure. You see, during the embryological development this disgusting piece of Godly engineering starts its existence exactly in the same manner as a tallywhacker. However, God provided the manfetus with the SRY gene that allows this unnecessary knob to continue its development into the functional and useful organ that enables us to fulfill God's Master Plan (Genesis 1:28). In contrast, in women it is the source of fornicatory thoughts and lusts that lead to many whoredoms.

Hosea 2:4
And I will not have mercy upon her children; for they be the children of whoredoms.

Hosea 4:10
For they shall eat, and not have enough: they shall commit whoredom, and shall not increase: because they have left off to take heed to the LORD.

Thus, in Creation Biology, the clitoris and vagina are totally different. The vagina is formed by the Müllerian tubes (the fusion of them), while the clitoris is formed from the genital tubercle. I am proud to say that as men we experience the dismissal of the un-Godly but God-created Müllerian tube in utero but, instead, go on to refine the tubercle until it becomes a weapon for Christ and against Satan to make new troops for the Lamb.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Valentine's Day

A clitoris is another name for "Vagina"

Homersexualism confirmed 😤