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  • Vatican encourages rape of altar boys with hunky priest calendar

    It takes a lot to surprise me, but I must admit I'm shocked that the Vatican would so blatantly promote priests as sex objects. I guess their membership must be slipping. Their response, it seems, is to jump the shark, gaywise style.

    The Vatican's Hottest REAL Priests Are On Display in 2014 Roman Priest Calendar


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    Re: Vatican encourages rape of altar boys with hunky priest calendar

    All I can say is VILE. Another attempt by the papes to corrupt young children and get their dirty little hands on them.

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      Re: Vatican encourages rape of altar boys with hunky priest calendar

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      It takes a lot to surprise me, but I must admit I'm shocked that the Vatican would so blatantly promote priests as sex objects. I guess their membership must be slipping. Their response, it seems, is to jump the shark, gaywise style.
      Pardon my saying this, but I think the shark is not all these priests intend to jump.











      This does explain why every church has a half-naked statue of Jesus.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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