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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 06-28-2007, 02:22 AM

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Not all people in New Orleans and the 9/11 attack were gay. People are not killed by some god because of some "sin". They die because it is the appionted time and place, in my belifs. Death takes those who are ready.
They died in a hurricane, which is a meteorological phenomenon ... this is the only reason they died, because they were in the path of the storm and they drowned or perished in other storm-related accidents ...


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They died in a hurricane, which is a meteorological phenomenon ... this is the only reason they died, because they were in the path of the storm and they drowned or perished in other storm-related accidents ...
The Iraqis die of natural causes too, if you think about it: searing hot lead slicing through vital organs. There is always a cause behind the cause though: why is he really dying? Because he rejected God and slaughtered thousands of innocent Americans for no reason. The same is true of the "hurricane" "victims": they died because they hated God, but the secondary cause, if you will, is because they couldn't breath water. Maybe they should have evolved gills as they were drowning


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The Iraqis die of natural causes too, if you think about it: searing hot lead slicing through vital organs. There is always a cause behind the cause though: why is he really dying? Because he rejected God and slaughtered thousands of innocent Americans for no reason. The same is true of the "hurricane" "victims": they died because they hated God, but the secondary cause, if you will, is because they couldn't breath water. Maybe they should have evolved gills as they were drowning
But, what about the Americans who died because of the Iraqis? You mentioned the Iraqis, but what about the Americans, that, some of them are even Chrisitan? Are you saying they died because they rejected god also? If not, that is pretty hypocritical. One side dies, it's because they reject god. The other side dies, and it's because it is their time.
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But, what about the Americans who died because of the Iraqis? You mentioned the Iraqis, but what about the Americans, that, some of them are even Chrisitan? Are you saying they died because they rejected god also? If not, that is pretty hypocritical. One side dies, it's because they reject god. The other side dies, and it's because it is their time.
The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?


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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 06-28-2007, 06:31 PM

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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity!
Well now, that certainly makes sense, doctor ---

--- the truly saved are swept straightaway to heaven in the crossfire --- to be with the Lord for eternity (praises!)

--- and doubtless feel no physical pain as they are dying either (may Jesus have mercy!)

What a comforting thought for those of the true faith ---


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Well now, that certainly makes sense, doctor ---

--- the truly saved are swept straightaway to heaven in the crossfire --- to be with the Lord for eternity (praises!)

--- and doubtless feel no physical pain as they are dying either (may Jesus have mercy!)

What a comforting thought for those of the true faith ---
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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 06-29-2007, 01:54 AM

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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?
yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
And what exactly is wrong with oil? What do you think is running your computer right now? What does your mommy fry your chicken wings in?

The real reason for this war has been stated repeatedly by our Godly president GWB. It is a war on the islamofascists who hate us because of our freedom.

Personally, I can't wait for GWB and Jesus to turn the middle east into a sheet of glass. Cannuckistan will be next.


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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
The WMD's *were* there. The liberal news shows you watch (anything but Fox News) won't tell you this. Mere days before we invaded, the Iranians moved all of the WMDs over to Syria, which is why we have 3 aircraft carriers sitting on the oceans nearby. By the end of the year, we will have invaded both, mark my words! Of course, Pastor Ezekiel would have more up-to-date information thanks to his uncle Rummy, but I feel that God has spoken to me about this Iran/Syria thing. Praise Jesus, I feel that I should invest even more heavily in Halliburton!


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The WMD's *were* there. The liberal news shows you watch (anything but Fox News) won't tell you this. Mere days before we invaded, the Iranians moved all of the WMDs over to Syria, which is why we have 3 aircraft carriers sitting on the oceans nearby. By the end of the year, we will have invaded both, mark my words! Of course, Pastor Ezekiel would have more up-to-date information thanks to his uncle Rummy, but I feel that God has spoken to me about this Iran/Syria thing. Praise Jesus, I feel that I should invest even more heavily in Halliburton!
hmm.. and yet, i haven't heard that anywhere. Not cnn, cbs, nbc, wise, nowhere else but here. are you pulling facts out of your ass? and, btw, computers don't run on oil. It is electric. and, the oil that cooks chicken, is vegetable. As in, not crude oil, not the oil that is in iraq. Vegetable oil: made out of vegetables! *gasp* oh, and my mom doesn't cook. Well, she can cook, she just can't because she has too many disabilities. And, if bush is so great, why is he granting all these ILLEGAL immigrants citizenship? That is bullcrap. They are taking U.S. jobs, making the already poor people in the U.S. even poorer.
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hmm.. and yet, i haven't heard that anywhere. Not cnn, cbs, nbc, wise, nowhere else but here. are you pulling facts out of your excised?
Hmm, there are a few news sources that seem to be missing. Such as Fox News. As for the accusation that I'm just making this up, I suggest you check such primary news sources as World Net Daily You should stop accusing others of lying and look to yourself, who lies about the very existence of God Himself!


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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-02-2007, 07:01 AM

A. i never said your god doesn't exist. my goddess just gave birth to your god.
B. It says that he suspects they are there, but there is no real evidence. All they have is his word, really.
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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-02-2007, 07:19 AM

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A. i never said your god doesn't exist. my goddess just gave birth to your god.
B. It says that he suspects they are there, but there is no real evidence. All they have is his word, really.
A. Show me in the Holy Bible exactly where it says that God has a mommy. That is blasphemy.

B. I'll take the Word of God over your hateful mockery any day.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-02-2007, 07:31 AM

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The difference is this: for a Christian to die is glory! He or she is going home to live with Jesus for all eternity! They are martyred for their beliefs -- the few True Christians that are amongst the damned are there to try to save what few souls they can. When God's anger is wrought against the area, they are brought Home to live in their mansion. How hard is that for you to grasp?
Then if someone came to kill you would you stand there and take it?
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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-04-2007, 07:21 PM

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And how can you prove that? Not all people in New Orleans and the 9/11 attack were gay. People are not killed by some god because of some "sin". They die because it is the appionted time and place, in my belifs. Death takes those who are ready.
How lovely. Did you know that, in Angola, out of every 1,000 live births, 184.4 babies will go on to die before their first birthday? Whoever's in charge of appointing places and times must really have it in for Angolan babies. Or perhaps they just get ready very quickly. Or perhaps, just perhaps, your beliefs are a complete and utter mish-mash of superstitious piffle.
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yeah, i figured that was the reason. Let's bring the real reason for war: we were told of weapons of mass destruction, yet found nothing as of yet. The real reason: Oil. The U.S. isn't doing it to help themselves, they are doing it to get oil.
Friend, we didn't start this war, Saddam did when he attacked us on 9/11.
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hmm.. and yet, i haven't heard that anywhere. Not cnn, cbs, nbc, wise, nowhere else but here. are you pulling facts out of your ass? and, btw, computers don't run on oil. It is electric.
Do you know how electricity is generated?


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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-26-2007, 08:49 PM

there are many sources of Electric, oil being only one. There is hydroelectric, Windmills, Solar Panels, and probably some more that i can think of. Oh, and btw, Bin Laden started the war.
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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-26-2007, 08:57 PM

kinda. They were part of Bin Ladens group after all, or from what i had heard. Didn't exactly care who started the war, really, but it might have been Sadam, if they did indeed find evidence. I could be wrong on that one, though. *shrugs* Does anyone know where to find an article that says which started it? Because from what i remember, Bin Laden Ordered the suicide bombings.
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Default Re: I fear my best friend has gone batty! - 07-27-2007, 11:58 AM

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there are many sources of Electric, oil being only one. There is hydroelectric, Windmills, Solar Panels, and probably some more that i can think of. Oh, and btw, Bin Laden started the war.
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kinda. They were part of Bin Ladens group after all, or from what i had heard. Didn't exactly care who started the war, really, but it might have been Sadam, if they did indeed find evidence. I could be wrong on that one, though. *shrugs* Does anyone know where to find an article that says which started it? Because from what i remember, Bin Laden Ordered the suicide bombings.
Friend, has JESUS cursed you with a demon of Disassociative Identity Disorder?


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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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