[MightyYorto]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

You people are all brainwashed! By your pastors too.

If you can't distinguish between right and wrong, real and fiction, entertainment and worship, any of which that requires a "pastor" to tell you, then you can't think for yourself, a gift given to us by God. You need help.

People that live day to day with the NEED to engage in any activity that they must go back to is an addiction. YOU people are clearly addicted to your religion. I guess there are worse things to be addicted to, however.

Yep, keep funneling that tithe (10% of that is of the land) to your pastor that is driving multiple cars, and wears multiple $2,000 suits. Jesus wore rags, morons!

Play Skylanders. None of the figures will come to life and invade your souls.

I pray that you brainwashed, pastor supporting, do what your told, and not think for yourselves, wake up.

The Might Yorto has spoken!

[Didymus Much]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

...Jesus wore rags, mormons!...

Hi, welcome to Landover.

The big rule here is: if you claim that the Bible says something, quote the Bible saying so.

KJV, of course.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

You people are all brainwashed! By your pastors too.

If you can't distinguish between right and wrong, real and fiction, entertainment and worship, any of which that requires a "pastor" to tell you, then you can't think for yourself, a gift given to us by God. You need help.

People that live day to day with the NEED to engage in any activity that they must go back to is an addiction. YOU people are clearly addicted to your religion. I guess there are worse things to be addicted to, however.

Yep, keep funneling that tithe (10% of that is of the land) to your pastor that is driving multiple cars, and wears multiple $2,000 suits. Jesus wore rags, mormons!

Play Skylanders. None of the figures will come to life and invade your souls.

I pray that you brainwashed, pastor supporting, do what your told, and not think for yourselves, wake up.

The Might Yorto has spoken!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

I doubt that this Yorto has made any upgrades to his wardrobe recently. It has not been possible to get a good suit for $2000 for at least 15 years.

[Leviathon_Envy]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

As we all know, Hellywood and the secular video game industry are now trying to start brainwashing children young right our of their mother's womb into liberal and Satanist ways. Their brains are more like sponges when they are young, more absorbent of the information around them and what they see (which is why you should start teaching your children the WORD of GOD at a very young age).
They're outrageous! Downright scandalous, even! But what I'm about to show you are actual, honest-to-goodness images of these new SKYLANDERS (more like HELLLANDERS!) video game characters flaunting their nudity like the disturbed and perverted sickos that they are! So have the kids leave the room for a while, and get ready for some righteous indignation when you take a gander at these disturbing snapshots!





As you can already see, the game brainwashes our children into practicing demonic witchcraft and wizardry, worshiping disturbing demons, and turns our female kids into terrible harlots and whores!
But there ain't no modesty whatsoever when it comes to this reptilian, demonic monstrosity:




He's platformed his way through three different continuities over the last decade or so, with nary a stitch of fabric to be found on his person in any of them. Even more disgusting is the fact that the latest Spyro series is a big hit with the young'uns-- just as those demonic minions of Satan over at ActiVision had planned-- making Video Game Jesus weep tears of blood.



"We live only to carry out your every whim, Lord Spyro."

The basic premise of the game is based completely off of the premise of demonic magic, and allows it's followers to place the unholy figurines onto a worship shrine named the "Portal of Power". After this is done, the characters represented in the figurine appears on the screen! This is clearly the work of Satanic magic!
The storyline of this game is quite simple, actually: It is to overthrow an evil wizard (Satan) spreading darkness (plagues such as homosexuality and atheist lies) across the land. However, even though this seems it is a "good guy" perspective, guess what? In the end, they take the Satanist wizard to Earth. That's right, the demon Skylanders that were originally trusted are now helping Satan spread his torture and Hellfire to true Christians on Earth! This game clearly supports the overthrow over Christianity and unholy ways and ideas such as evolution and homosexuality. But once the player finally figures out what is going on, it is too late- he has already succumbed to demonic and Satanist ways, and is possessed by Hell's demons (in the "innocent" looking form of these toys).
Here is a genuine, Christian review of the game I found on Amazon.com:


PLEASE, PRAY FOR THIS MAN AND HIS CHILD!
http://www.amazon.com/Skylanders-Spyros-Adventure-Starter-Nintendo-Wii/product-reviews/B004VQENY8?pageNumber=27 (Many reviews are rating the game "good" as parents are being attacked by Satan as well!"

If you're a parent who's letting your kids play Skylanders, you'd do well to turn yourself in to child protective services right now, and throw yourself upon the mercy of the family court. But before you do, please send all of your child's Skylanders figures back to HELL once and for all by having your pastor burning them to ashes while reading scriptures from the holy Bible. This is the ONLY guaranteed method to kill these demon-possessed toys once and for all
(they're also great for roasting burgers, as my husband found )!

Skylanders is just another version of Pokemans with a more demonic touch. All these games are the same, a Satanic book of spells with a sugar coating. If I had a conclusion, I would put it here. Thank you for reading, and keep your eyes open and your children safe!

Yours In Christ,
Abigail

P.S. - Big thanks to my husband for permission and help posting this warning!

Plane odio habemus Tenebris verbum Domini, et non sinet pretium crucification ab aeterno vere propheta esset.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

Plane odio habemus Tenebris verbum Domini, et non sinet pretium crucification ab aeterno vere propheta esset.

Sorry kid, I don't speak siestanese.


Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Intelligence]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

It is more worse then we think! the devil worshipers have released a new 'devil-lander' game, the story itself reeks of denial in gods eyes!!

[scarecrow117]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

you people are al fucking idiots . I've read to many of your stupid shit and realized you all think everything is satanic . this is a fun game for kids to play it has nothing to do with Satan . I don't give a shit what you people say you people are racist , sexist , homophobic , twisted assholes . this world would be a better place without you . oh and if god loves everyone he must love stupid people he made a lot of them

[James Hutchins]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

you people are al piffleing idiots . I've read to many of your stupid shit and realized you all think everything is satanic . this is a fun game for kids to play it has nothing to do with Satan . I don't give a shit what you people say you people are racist , sexist , homophobic , twisted assholes . this world would be a better place without you . oh and if god loves everyone he must love stupid people he made a lot of them

God made you, friend.

[scarecrow117]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

God made you, friend.

nope my mother did .

[FNAFanatic]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

I enjoyed playing Spyro games as a child whenever I had the free time. Although I don't play it now, it was some great memories.

However, I have seen the Skylanders commercials on TV or around the internet and I never really felt interested in playing it. If I ever did, I wouldn't have the money to get any of the figurines.

Just was never really my thing, I guess.

[James Hutchins]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

nope my mother did .

You 'did' your mother? What kind of a sicko pervert are you?

God would never of done that. The mother of Jesus gave birth to Him Immaculately.

[TheTruth2001]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

I'm really late to this, but this is so full of cringe I need to assess this situation. I believe in Christ and His Word. I Love Jesus. But this post is wrong on so many levels. Video games do not promote violence, and this game does not endorse Satanism. It doesn't turn people into Liberal scum. Spyro the Dragon, my lifelong childhood hero, introduced me to the world of video games, along with Ecco the Dolphin and Sonic the Hedgehog, but I grew up with faith in Christ and His Word. Spyro never made me want to believe in Satanism. Spyro is a simple game that portrays good against evil. It is a hero-villain scenario you would see in superhero movies. This post is the most videogame-phobic post I have ever seen. It is wrong to blame things, especially things like Satanism, on video games or any media for that matter. Video games do NOT brainwash kids. PEOPLE AND THE MEDIA (I.E. CNN) are what brainwash not just kids, but other people. Money and corruption through politics are what brainwash people and split this country. Not video games. God says to beware of bad influences. But God also says to not fear simple things because you don't understand them. Human nature is to fear what it doesn't understand. When Humans fear something they don't understand, they try to shut it out of their lives and make a big deal out of it, such as in this case. Stop trying to shun what you do not understand, and start actually putting forth effort to understand it. I am bisexual, and people freak out because "OH NO YOUR A BI CHRISTIAN YOU GONNA GO TO HELL" Actually, I'm not. I'm not married to a man, I'm not in a relationship. But the point of me saying this is because God also said to "love thy neighbor" NO MATTER WHAT. Regardless of what they believe in. This brings me to the conclusion. Whoever believes in this troll anti-videogame phobic post needs to reconsider what they see video media, or any media for that matter, as. Nitpicking at media like movies and videogames and trying to find anything that even looks Satanistic, basically shows you are afraid of technology and are unwilling to accept that technology is evolving because you do not understand it. God gave you all a brain, please use it. I hope you learn that forcing your beliefs on others and judging something without taking it into account is against God's word. God bless all.

[handmaiden]

Re: New demonic game, "Skylanders", brainwashes kids into Satanism!

First of all, "Sky -landers" makes no sense. Sky is not land, and nobody can live up there.

Second, Satan's dominion is not the sky, but the underworld pits of Hell.


There are so many lies in the game's name that it guarantees an ungodly experience.