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  • Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

    Yesterday I went to a Taco Bell. I didn't actually buy anything, I was just there to use the toilet. Oops, I missed.

    There are a thousand and one ways you can helpfully remind illegals and their spawn to self-deport. Maybe you're driving along, and there's a nice puddle right next to them. Hey, they're already brown, who will notice a bit of mud on them?

    Of course, don't self-incriminate, or recommend anything beyond Tough Love™. After all, our goal is a loving one, to make them realize sooner that they'll be better off as law abiding Mexicans than as criminal invaders. Or, if they were born here, to provide incentive to Mexican parents.

    Oops, my golf swing needs some work. Must be the 3rd Mexican gardener or caddy I've hit this week...
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 02-05-2014, 08:03 PM.
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    Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help



    Mr. Thurmond, this is so funny. I can just see a mud puddle splashing all over an immigrant, and no one would notice the difference.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

      If God has placed you in stewardship of a business, don't let your customers press 1 for English or dos para español. If they want to speak to you, they will have to speak like you. Don't use the excuse that you're catering to the demand of the market; in a genuinely free-market, deregulated, laissez-faire economy, people are not free to do whatever ridiculous thing their customers want.
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        Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
        If God has placed you in stewardship of a business, don't let your customers press 1 for English or dos para español. If they want to speak to you, they will have to speak like you. Don't use the excuse that you're catering to the demand of the market; in a genuinely free-market, deregulated, laissez-faire economy, people are not free to do whatever ridiculous thing their customers want.
        Amen Pastor

        If you go into a Mexican store, do they speak English for you? Why are they allowed to discriminate against white people? Whereas just asking them to speak, is somehow "racist".
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        • #5
          Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

          Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
          Amen Pastor

          If you go into a Mexican store, do they speak English for you? Why are they allowed to discriminate against white people? Whereas just asking them to speak, is somehow "racist".

          Learn english is not something easy for much people, in fact learn any other language is a challenge. I don't think don't know certain language must be racism against people who can talk it, is just something they don't know and that's all

          By the way, not all the latin americans are mexicans, you should know there are lots of another countries in all the other parts of America



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            Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

            Originally posted by TheWaySatanMakeMeFeel View Post
            1. Those rivers don't make any sense. Rivers flow towards the sea according to the theory of intelligent falling.

            2. What's with the blue states and red states in Mexico? Are you trying to trick us into thinking that some Mexicans vote republican? We aren't stupid.

            3. Argentina includes the Malvinas, which were stolen by the British LOOTERS. Your map whitewashes their crime.
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            • #7
              Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

              What would Jesus say here?

              A. "I'm sorry, but man-made laws say you have to go back to the strife-ridden place you came from?"
              B. "Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

              HINT: One of these He actually DID say in Matthew 11:28.
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                Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

                Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
                What would Jesus say here?

                A. "I'm sorry, but man-made laws say you have to go back to the strife-ridden place you came from?"
                B. "Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

                HINT: One of these He actually DID say in Matthew 11:28.
                But it DOESN'T say, "Come unto the USA and THEY will give you rest", does it?

                Nobody's denying these people access to Jesus, they can just do it at home, is Mr. Thurmond's point.

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                  Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  But it DOESN'T say, "Come unto the USA and THEY will give you rest", does it?

                  Nobody's denying these people access to Jesus, they can just do it at home, is Mr. Thurmond's point.

                  Mehhh, mostly hell-bound cat-a-licks

                  PRAISE THE LORD!

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                    Re: Voluntary Self-Deportation for illegals and their decendants - how to help

                    Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
                    What would Jesus say here?

                    A. "I'm sorry, but man-made laws say you have to go back to the strife-ridden place you came from?"
                    B. "Come unto Me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest."

                    HINT: One of these He actually DID say in Matthew 11:28.
                    Let them go back to their own country then and in peace, there to seek rest through Jesus.

                    Also let them leave us in peace, that we may use our charity tax dollars to feed, wash, house and clothe Democrats, not those who come here illegally.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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