[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I had a business idea for how to make a lot of money off God's will. We get someone (probably Lennard Nimoy) to narrate over a reenactment of parts of the Old Testament where God smites and devastates places and all the people. I think it would be sold as a sleep track alongside waterfall sounds and a loved one's breathing stopping. And starting after too long a pause. Relief, all night.