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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-21-2008, 11:49 PM

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Creeds... religious beliefs...

Your point?
You were talking about Asians. Asian is not a religious belief.

Meanwhile, a creed is not necessarily a religious belief, but a general belief/ethical/principles system.

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-21-2008, 11:50 PM

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But don't quote me on that, because unlike some people, I'm not one to persue stereotypes.
So why do you lump all brown-faced people under the title Sikhs and Hindus? What's up with the insulting labels?
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-21-2008, 11:51 PM

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What is Canada famous for... hmm... let me think about that... er... absolutely nothing... other than the thriving maple syrup industry.
I have received an infraction for calling you a drunkard so I won't do it again. From now on I will only think of you as a drunkard but I will refrain from pointing it out. For the sake of clarity, whenever I refer to you by name, please assume that I am also referring to you as a drunkard. Baptists like to communicate in code so we must conform to their ways.

Canada is famous for a lot of things. Being the greatest country in the world, curling, lacrosse, hockey, baseball (yes, it was invented in Canada), Pamela Anderson... I can go on and on.


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America? Fat people and starting wars... oh and uneducated rednecks who unquestionably follow sects.
Agreed. No one really likes those Yankee bastards.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-21-2008, 11:56 PM

Rodimer, I was refering to any CREED... not once did I mention Asians. Just to point out, my reply was not a definition of the word, but how I was using it.

Brilliant.

Well I'm going to sleep now. Tomorrow I've got a flight to Israel that I need to catch.

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-21-2008, 11:59 PM

Great, another thread about someone unhappy with the Biblical treatment of the different races. Thanks for starting this thread without bothering to do a search for similar threads, because nobody has ever discussed this before in our Forums. It sounds to me like your problem isn't with us, but rather is with God, for He is the one who determines which peoples will dominate the Earth and appoints the time of their dominion. You English had your shot and blew it. Now it's our turn.

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It also says "Love thy neighbour"
You never actually read the Bible, did you? If you think we're extreme, there's stuff in there that would turn a black man white. Here's the full quote, in context:

Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. Matthew 22:37-39

We love God first, by following his Commandments. We love our neighbors by applying the same standard to them that we apply to ourselves, 100% obedience to the Word of God as set forth in His Holy Bible.

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The Bible is incredibly open to interpretation.
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. 1 Corinthians 14:34

Please interpret this for us, o mighty sage!

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As the Basis for a religion it isn't very reliable.
Are you saying that the whole Bible is wrong, or just the parts that you don't like? If it's the former, then, well, I don't think there's much room for a discussion here, since we're not going to abandon the Word of God on your say-so alone. If the latter, well, then, I have a lot of Bible verses on which I need to get your personal stamp of approval or disavowal.

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Judaism is especially particular about rules.
Every morning, the first thing each Orthodox Jewish man does is thank God that he was not made a woman, a slave, or a gentile. Yes, the Jew is very particular about his rules.



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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 12:00 AM

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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 12:02 AM

Sorry, JarJar, your backpedaling ain't gonna fly here.

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This forum is filled with racist, degenerate and narcisstic Americans with absolutely no purpose.

America is not built on the foundation of white, evangelist Christians. Fortunately, like most countries it relies on immigrants from all over the world. The compuer you're using uses parts built by people from around the world... people you actively insult. Your naivety is astounding. Many businesses that support the USA are owned by foreign Businessmen and women who originate from Europe...
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"Talking about where they worked" Erm, yes, I was mentioning how certain business are owned by people of other creeds, and likewise, how people of other creeds build your homes and manufacture goods. Are you telling me there aren't Christians in the manufacturing industry? I have no idea how you arrived at the conclusion that I'm racist.
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Rodimer, I was refering to any CREED... not once did I mention Asians. Just to point out, my reply was not a definition of the word, but how I was using it.
So . . . European is a religious belief?

Brilliant, indeed.


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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 08:26 AM

Very mature all of you.
Well done.
You seem to have ranted on about the obvious for quite a while now.
This is a racist website and that is wrong but they will never believe that, so have fun living in your little worlds so full of hate.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 02:30 PM

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Right... our "ridiculous accents and strange word usage and pronunciation."

Considering the fact that English is our language you'd have thought that people from England would speak it. Strange that.
Mr. JubJub, I neglected to point out that it is YOU people who have bastardized the language. The language that many refer to as English evolved in North America. Although most North Americans mistakenly believe that their primary language is English, it's actually American.

The words "bloke" & "wanker" do not exist in the American dictionary. You British people took our language and turned it into some strange vernacular. To this day experts still can't explain how you developed that peculiar accent.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 02:53 PM

I can't believe there are actually three pages to this ludicrous debate. Why are we wasting our time arguing with pasty eurotrash? They're just as stubborn now as they were when our Godly ancestors broke away from their tyranny to form GOD's country.



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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 03:31 PM

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Very mature all of you.
Well done.
You seem to have ranted on about the obvious for quite a while now.
Yes, I find it quite frustrating that JarJar Bunkbeds here has been attacking us consistently and without basis or merit.

Perhaps you can talk some sense into him?


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Very mature all of you.
How typical. You can't win the argument with facts and logic, so you resort to personal attacks.

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You seem to have ranted on about the obvious for quite a while now.
The Bible is only obvious if you've read it. Which, it is clear, you haven't, because you show zero ability to discuss scripture outside the slogans that you learned in Sunday school.

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This is a racist website and that is wrong but they will never believe that, so have fun living in your little worlds so full of hate.
We despise racism. I don't know how we can make that any clearer. God set down his laws, and we believe that it is unconscionable to treat someone as an inferior based on race even to the slightest degree, except to the extent that the Bible mandates otherwise.

We're not the bigots here, you are. You are anti-Christian, anti-Bible, and anti-God.



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I study amongst a fantastic mix of cultures; Muslims, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddists, and Jews (among others). However, the verbal trash that you people are capable of creating is certbainly not "gentle". Your attacks are completely disgusting. In your eyes, life seems to be about attacking other cultures and creeds; along with displaying uneducated, predjudice ramblings.
Ahhh, there's your problem you toothless, drunk cousin banging limey. You're spending time with those that Jesus hates. You must know that Jesus absolutely hates a good portion of the world (and all of Europe). Jesus died (temporarily) for the True Believers®, not all of your above mentioned riffraff and castoffs...


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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 06:10 PM

There are a few true Christian English men on here, who try very hard to convince our American friends that we aren't all Guardian reading, Europe loving wimps with bad teeth. Then along comes some embarrassment to the English nation like you.
Are you a southerner ?


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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 10:38 PM

How could you tell?

Was it the fact that us Londoners are able to mix with people who don't believe in the exact same principles as us.

Sorry that's insulting to most people from up North... the majority are a great bunch.

It's fairly clear that you people are living in your own dream world.

If you think America is a parallel to heaven (which is what you people seem to be making out) you're all sorely mistaken. To even think America is superior to other countries... good job with the recession... and your fantastic healthcare.

In fact, if you look at the number of prisoners per 100 000 of the population America has the highest rate in the world (around 750).

Ergo, America is the country filled with the 'worst' people. The EU has an average of 150>.

Sorry... did I just use too many facts?
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 10:48 PM

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How could you tell?

Was it the fact that us Londoners are able to mix with people who don't believe in the exact same principles as us.

Sorry that's insulting to most people from up North... the majority are a great bunch.

It's fairly clear that you people are living in your own dream world.

If you think America is a parallel to heaven (which is what you people seem to be making out) you're all sorely mistaken. To even think America is superior to other countries... good job with the recession... and your fantastic healthcare.

In fact, if you look at the number of prisoners per 100 000 of the population America has the highest rate in the world (around 750).

Ergo, America is the country filled with the 'worst' people. The EU has an average of 150>.

Sorry... did I just use too many facts?
Who needs "facts" when we have Jesus? Your so-called "facts" change all the time, God never changes.

No one ever claimed that 100% of Americans are True Christians™. Thanks to radical liberals, we have far too many queers, joos and toothless foreigners like you infesting our fruited plains. Personally I thank God for our prisons. If it wasn't for them, communists like you would be roaming our streets freely.

Why are you here anyway? To convert us all to turn british?


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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 10:59 PM

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Why are you here anyway? To convert us all to turn british?
Of course not.

I wouldn't want people like you anywhere near me. Please don't ever come to UK. Your stereotypes are actually quite funny and I wouldn't want them proved wrong.

Don't call me a communist either. Politically I'd align myself right of centre. Communism is a very extreme leftist vision. However, it certainly isn't liberal. Fortunately I'm not a far-right idiot with the idea that America is better than every other country.

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Who needs "facts" when we have Jesus? Your so-called "facts" change all the time, God never changes.
Perhaps not, but time usually necessitates change. Hence the progression of some religions (Reform/Progressive Judaism for example).

I think you'll also find that the Bible is full of contradictions and inconsistancies.

I'll lay out an easy one:
In the (Adam and Eve) creation story when Eve is created from Man, the wording goes on to mention her navel... a belly button. Now think... a belly button doesn't, and can't exist without an umbilical cord. The creation of Eve involves no such thing. Hmm... a little inconsistant that... and the fact there's ANOTHER creation story.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 11:02 PM

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I wouldn't want people like you anywhere near me. Please don't ever come to UK. Your stereotypes are actually quite funny and I wouldn't want them proved wrong.
I have to travel to London in a few weeks. Can you suggest a good American to English dictionary? Also, is there a digital voice changer I can purchase that will convert your gibberish into American? I can't afford to waste time deciphering your vernacular and I don't want to spend money hiring a translator again.
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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 11:04 PM

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I think you'll also find that the Bible is full of contradictions and inconsistancies.

I'll lay out an easy one:
In the (Adam and Eve) creation story when Eve is created from Man, the wording goes on to mention her navel... a belly button. Now think... a belly button doesn't, and can't exist without an umbilical cord. The creation of Eve involves no such thing. Hmm... a little inconsistant that... and the fact there's ANOTHER creation story.
I don't see the inconstancy here. Adam has a belly button since Adam was created in God's image so why wouldn't Eve have one?



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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 11:05 PM

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Perhaps not, but time usually necessitates change. Hence the progression of some religions (Reform/Progressive Judaism for example).

I think you'll also find that the Bible is full of contradictions and inconsistancies.

I'll lay out an easy one:
In the (Adam and Eve) creation story when Eve is created from Man, the wording goes on to mention her navel... a belly button. Now think... a belly button doesn't, and can't exist without an umbilical cord. The creation of Eve involves no such thing. Hmm... a little inconsistant that... and the fact there's ANOTHER creation story.
The Bible is not inconsistent at all. You just have scales on your eyes and can't see that through Jesus, ALL things are possible.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

You're a fool. That's a problem.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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