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    Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

    Dear Friends,

    She claimed to travel through space and time, with the aid of an unworldly being who cannot die and a canine familiar! Clearly, Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith, was a witch. God has now sent her to Hell, where she will be confronted with Satan's Sonic Screwdriver as Hell's Daleks croak their eternal din, "EXTERMINATE!"

    Yours in Him,
    BAB

    NOTE: I will merge this into the "Death Train" once we've all expressed our admiration for God's handiwork.
    Tags: cancer, dalek, dead, doctor who, dr. who, elisabeth sladen, sarah jane smith, tardis
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    Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

    You do understand, don't you, that Dr. Who is make-believe?
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      Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

      When I was a child she was one of my first crushes and made my loins stir. Arousing an innocent boy, she should have been ashamed. Also she always seemed far too happy which doesn't make sense because she didn't have Jesus in her life. I think there may have been secret attachments to that sonic screwdriver. Disgusting

      YiC

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      • #4
        Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

        Her character has a son, and her husband is a computer. There are no computers in the Bible, therefore she was wrong to inseminate herself with the computer's semen.

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          Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          You do understand, don't you, that Dr. Who is make-believe?
          She shouldn't even have play-acted at Satanism:

          1 Thess. 5:22: Abstain from all appearance of evil.
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            Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

            Originally posted by Frederick Bloomers View Post
            Her character has a son, and her husband is a computer. There are no computers in the Bible, therefore she was wrong to inseminate herself with the computer's semen.
            Computer semen? You're a gametard, aren't you.
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            • #7
              Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

              Satanic computers are quite capable of inseminating women:

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              • #8
                Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

                Indeed, the Devil is of infinite power, bettered only by God, and can use the computers of his army to inseminate women who are inclined to such bavarian acts.

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                  Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  You do understand, don't you, that Dr. Who is make-believe?
                  For a moment there I thought you could tell the difference between reality and fantasy, but them you returned to type..
                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Satanic computers are quite capable of inseminating women:

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                  • #10
                    Re: Elisabeth Sladen a/k/a Doctor Who's Sarah Jane Smith dead!

                    Jo Freddie, that film is based on a true story. It figures that a Godless idolater such as your self would seek to obscure that fact.

                    How can you live with yourself?
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