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Default Dream Husband/Wife - 05-25-2008, 06:07 AM
Okay, I'm just curious, this is for those of you who are not married, yet.
If there was one man (for the women) or woman (for the guys) who you would want to be married to, who would that be and why?

I would personally go with Gerard Butler because he is so passionate and intense in his movies. (He's not to bad on the eyes, either!)


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-25-2008, 06:15 AM
I wish to marry a God-fearing man who knows and understands the Word of God. Physical appearances don't worry me much. If he has a KJV on the dash of his pickup truck, that's always a good sign.

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-25-2008, 06:29 AM
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I wish to marry a God-fearing man who knows and understands the Word of God. Physical appearances don't worry me much. If he has a KJV on the dash of his pickup truck, that's always a good sign.
Christian ladies also seem to like a nice gun rack in the back window.
Just so their hair doesn't get tangled up in it during the courtin'
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I wish to marry a God-fearing man who knows and understands the Word of God. Physical appearances don't worry me much. If he has a KJV on the dash of his pickup truck, that's always a good sign.
Is there any one God-fearing man in particular you have your eye on?

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Is there any one God-fearing man in particular you have your eye on?
Perhaps......maybe just a little bit.

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-25-2008, 08:55 AM
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Does he have a name, or do you just wanna keep that a secret?
Lady, what are you trying to do? Jesus hates gossip, and loose lips sink ships. Don't be trying to entice or entrance our robust sister into revealing her lustful thoughts. She is probably ashamed of herself as it is, without you making it worse. With unsaved trash like you pestering her, her Victory Over Sex is imperiled.

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-25-2008, 06:17 PM
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Lady, what are you trying to do? Jesus hates gossip, and loose lips sink ships. Don't be trying to entice or entrance our robust sister into revealing her lustful thoughts. She is probably ashamed of herself as it is, without you making it worse. With unsaved trash like you pestering her, her Victory Over Sex is imperiled.

This is a Christian forum, not some cheap pickup bar.
There's nothing wrong with having an innocent little crush on someone. And I'm not talking about lust or sex.
Who knows, maybe the guy she has a crush on is the guy Jesus and God want her to be with.

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There's nothing wrong with having an innocent little crush on someone.
Yes there is. The human body is revolting. Have you never read the Bible?

1 Corinthians 7:1 It is good for a man not to touch a woman.

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-26-2008, 04:40 AM
Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.

Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.


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Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.
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By "taken" I assume you mean "satan's willing sex slave."
Probably "taken-aback" . Satan (also a "hot" guy) certainly wouldn't use a Godly "missionary" position.

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Well, I am already taken, but if I wasn't, I wouldn't mind Billy Corgan, at least back when he had that long hair.

Why? Because he looked hot back then and I love the music.

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-26-2008, 11:49 AM
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By "taken" I assume you mean "satan's willing sex slave."
You aren't one to talk about slaves, mister bear in the basement.

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Are you sure this isn't your current fornicatin' demon man slave ?
Oh dear me, no.
Billy Corgan with that makeup would look MUCH better than that guy.


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-26-2008, 04:28 PM
Well I have been married to the same man for 21 yrs and I don't find his body revolting at all. Matter of fact I find him very sexy. All man if you ask me.
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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 04:21 AM
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Well I have been married to the same man for 21 yrs and I don't find his body revolting at all. Matter of fact I find him very sexy. All man if you ask me.
Even though he has fleas?


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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 04:30 AM
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Even though he has fleas?
I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 04:33 AM
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I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
What is it about sinners and whining that the two always seem to go hand-in-hand?

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Default Re: Dream Husband/Wife - 05-27-2008, 04:35 AM
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I think her original name was MyAngelCanFly, but it was changed. (That happens way too much around here...)
Truly? I don't see her trying to refute the fact.

It seems that hand in hand with sinners also goes a lack of cleanliness.

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