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    In Honor of Brother Lombardo

    As a special treat for Brother Jim, the Lord gave me a song. Enjoy, my handsome brother.


    Walking in Heaven
    by BrotherLarry and Jesus


    The LORD GOD has blessed me with a brother
    Who really is like no other
    He writes songs with me
    Truly anyone can see
    He learned well from his father and mother.


    His eyes are like azure pools of water
    I would trust him alone with my daughter
    If there was a decent chaperone close by.


    CHORUS:


    Oh here's to my Brother Lombardo
    You simply can't call him retardo
    His songs are so smart, I memorize every part
    His voice is much clearer than Don Pardo (who's dead)
    In Heaven Brother Jim and I will walk
    We'll sing and we'll sing and of course talk
    And if we're so inclined, Jesus can walk by our side
    Along with our friend Peter Falk.


    HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS JIM LOMBARDO
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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  • #2
    Re: In Honor of Brother Lombardo

    Brother, you might notice that I have two birthdays. The day I was born and the day I was ReBorn. I can't wait to celebrate with you, dear sir, in August. Allow me to banter right back at ya!

    Oooh, this world'f sin, seems less scary,
    when I walk with sweet Brotha Larry.
    I can feel his soul beneath,
    when he gazes into my teeth.


    He's a Christian to understand,
    guiding with a gentle hand.
    Though my medal count is small,
    Larry's got a heart for all,
    some day I know I reach TC
    and it can just be Larry, (Christ) and me!

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    • #3
      Re: In Honor of Brother Lombardo

      I've put you two boys on the Landover Ladies Power Prayer Warrior Watchlist.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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