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  • This is it! The apocalypse radioactive device dropped in Syria by Israel.

    Oh praise the LORD, brothers and sisters!

    Eyewitnesses: Israel Drops ‘Nuclear-Type’ Bomb On Damascus, 2 Israeli Jets Shot Down, Assad To Declare War On Israel

    I just know this is real! It is not just Twitter and conspiracy junk. Soon we will find out it is true or that the liberal media swept it under the rug and there was really a nuclear strike on Syria with two Israeli planes shot down.

    It is finally here soon!
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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    Re: This is it! The apocalypse radioactive device dropped in Syria by Israel.

    Unbelievers killing unbelievers (2nd Chronicles 15:13). Clearly Jesus is behind this!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      Re: This is it! The apocalypse radioactive device dropped in Syria by Israel.

      I always support Israel, despite the fact that they killed Jesus. I am afraid that Syria will use this bombing as an excuse to persecute Israel for its alliance with the United States by defending itself. What right does Syria have to a military, when nobody would ever commit a first strike against them?

      I am afraid that Syria's response may hurt the feelings of many innocent American Christians. Let us pray that Syria just lays there and takes it.
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        Re: This is it! The apocalypse radioactive device dropped in Syria by Israel.

        As our dearest and most Christ-Filled president (GW Bush) explained to the frog president Jacques Chirac:


        “Jacques,” he said, “You and I share a common faith. You’re Roman Catholic, I’m Methodist, but we are both Christians committed to the teachings of the Bible. We share one common Lord”

        Chirac said nothing. He didn’t know where Bush was going with this.

        “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East,” Bush said. ‘’Biblical prophecies are being fulfilled.”

        Gog and Magog? What was that?, thought Chirac.

        “This confrontation,” Bush said, “is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a new age begins.”

        Chirac was bewildered. The American president, he thought, sounded dangerously fanatical.

        After the call ended, Chirac called together his senior staff members and relayed the conversation.

        “He said, ‘Gog and Magog.’ Do any of you know what he is talking about?”

        Blank faces and head shakes.

        “Find out,” Chirac said.

        Jesus will bring in a NEW AGE!!!

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: This is it! The apocalypse radioactive device dropped in Syria by Israel.

          As our dearest and most Christ-Filled president (GW Bush) explained to the frog president Jacques Chirac:


          “Jacques,” he said, “You and I share a common faith. You’re Roman Catholic, I’m Methodist, but we are both Christians committed to the teachings of the Bible. We share one common Lord”

          Chirac said nothing. He didn’t know where Bush was going with this.

          “Gog and Magog are at work in the Middle East,” Bush said. ‘’Biblical prophecies are being fulfilled.”

          Gog and Magog? What was that?, thought Chirac.

          “This confrontation,” Bush said, “is willed by God, who wants to use this conflict to erase his people’s enemies before a new age begins.”

          Chirac was bewildered. The American president, he thought, sounded dangerously fanatical.

          After the call ended, Chirac called together his senior staff members and relayed the conversation.

          “He said, ‘Gog and Magog.’ Do any of you know what he is talking about?”

          Blank faces and head shakes.

          “Find out,” Chirac said.

          Jesus will bring in a NEW AGE!!!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            Re: This is it! The apocalypse radioactive device dropped in Syria by Israel.

            It figures that the Romanists in Grenouillestan would never have heard of such an important Biblical concept.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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