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CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 03:29 AM
My entry:
Left to right:
1. "TOGA PARTY!"
2. "My head is like lettuce / Go on dig your thumbs in"
3. "So like, I didn't know if I wanted to dress up as Flava-flav or a Klansman…Dude, why are you still holding me hand?"
4. "Ohh us crazy Russians…"
Alternative:
1. "You got me out of the shower for THIS?!?"
2. "I CABBAGE! am very CABBAGE! honoured to meet you CABBAGE! Mr. Putin CABBAGE!"
3. "I'm serious, all my curlies are this impressive."
4. "You're "Putin" me on, right? Hahahaha….Please let go of my hand now."
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 03:38 AM
You're the 3 wise men? Am I really the Baby Jesus? Or have I just had too much vodka?
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 06:32 AM
"Sim Salabim"
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 07:40 AM
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 08:15 AM
"No Mr Putin, we are not The Village People"
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 10:42 AM
Is that man wearing a fez and a turban at the same time?
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 11:11 AM
My entry:
Left to right:
1. Hell
2. Hell
3. Hell
4. Oh Hell...
5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Is that man wearing a fez and a turban at the same time?
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Dunno, but that's Supreme Mufti Talgat Tadzhuddin - crazy name, crazy guy - famous for declaring jihad against the US, having a fatwah declared against him and (of course) being outraged by a Gay Pride parade.
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 11:37 AM
We have a Grand Mufti here too, Mrs Hun. Did you know that the prime minister can convert an entire nation to moon-idol worship? Ours was offered the opportunity, but declined. Therefore, automatically upon his refusing to convert, a state of jihad exists.
I think it is a fez; here's a fez without a turban wrapped around it 
The image needed to be blown up a bit to see it but I'm sure that's what's sticking out the top there. I wonder if he also wears a magic facinator under the fez? Once people reject Jesus they'll do just about anything.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 01:26 PM
(In ruskie)
"So... you boyz like to party like it is 1999?"
Everyone knows all foreigners are sex perverts.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
(In ruskie)
"So... you boyz like to party like it is 1999?"
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"We're too backward - sorry, we're only Russians."
""Can we party like it's 999?"
"AD or BC?"
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-09-2014, 09:54 PM
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-28-2014, 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
We have a Grand Mufti here too, Mrs Hun. Did you know that the prime minister can convert an entire nation to moon-idol worship? Ours was offered the opportunity, but declined. Therefore, automatically upon his refusing to convert, a state of jihad exists.
I think it is a fez; here's a fez without a turban wrapped around it 
The image needed to be blown up a bit to see it but I'm sure that's what's sticking out the top there. I wonder if he also wears a magic facinator under the fez? Once people reject Jesus they'll do just about anything.
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I believe you've mistaken him; he's actually a Shriner and arrived in a teeny clown car
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-28-2014, 09:06 PM
"Larry! Moe! These disguises ain't woik-ing!"
Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
02-28-2014, 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by landoverlover
I believe you've mistaken him; he's actually a Shriner and arrived in a teeny clown car
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I had to look that up. Is there really a secret society for people who drive single seater cars powered by lawnmower engines?
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
03-01-2014, 03:36 PM
I was reading our mailing-list member's thoughts on the Ukraine/Crimean flashpoint, and suddenly it hit me:
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BEHOLD THE FOUR HORSEMEN!!
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
03-02-2014, 05:02 PM
L to R:
"Keep your distance."
"Gotcha!"
"Papal vestments a perfect fit!"
"I want my watch back."
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #11 -
03-02-2014, 09:26 PM
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