Why Biden won: white men with jungle fever

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Forget COVID: the true disease causing spikes nationwide is Jungle Fever - and these spikes won't be cured with bleach drinks, at least now that Kamala Harris has seduced white men into voting democratic. Here's CNN's exit-poll data being summarized:

This should have been obvious since the 1960s, when the white working class fell in love with hard rock music.

The 6th most popular music act in history is Led Zeppelin, a white man who sings while being possessed by a black lesbian. David Bowie was even more open about his jungle fever than his bisexuality, Freddie Mercury had a song called "Fat bottom girls", etc. etc. etc.

I warned everybody that this would impact politics, but does anyone listen to Jeb?

Anyone?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Kamala Harris is what I call a "gateway Negress" (although "gateway mulattress" might be a more accurate term): a light-skinned, relatively articulate black woman who isn't abhorrent to look upon, and who thus coaxes white men to lower the guard and accept the idea of Negresses as potential mates.

Once this change in attitude has taken place, it's no longer a stretch for white men to fantasize about darker, scarier Negresses such as Michelle Obama and Serena Williams.

And from there, even full-blown sheboons like Lizzo, with pendulous udders, mountainous steatopygia, and completely unintelligible speech, are not outside the bounds of sexual attraction.

Yes, it's a pandemic... and the only vaccine is anti-miscegenation laws.

[Gunluvr]

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Do you guys really care about Harris and what she "symbolizes" or what must be done to correct the situation? Because that horse left the barn a long time ago. The only outcome I see is demographic and political partition. I want no part of what Biden symbolizes and represents. Legislative representation is quickly approaching 50/50 with the advantage leaning to whichever party occupies the executive office. Fortunately the Supreme Court's balance now leans favorably conservative, despite John Roberts best effort.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Do you guys really care about Harris and what she "symbolizes" or what must be done to correct the situation? Because that horse left the barn a long time ago. The only outcome I see is demographic and political partition. I want no part of what Biden symbolizes and represents. Legislative representation is quickly approaching 50/50 with the advantage leaning to whichever party occupies the executive office. Fortunately the Supreme Court's balance now leans favorably conservative, despite John Roberts best effort.

Friend, you talk a lot of sense. The radical takeover by Joe Biden was more of demographic shift than anything he himself stands for. I read that he's the symptom not the disease, he didn't create the monster he only caught a ride on it. Anyway now I heard it's time to heal so let's pray the self-described "grim reaper" of the Senate gets the memo. He's probably a symptom also.

[WWJDnow]

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Wait a minute. Are you saying Mitch McConnell is the reason Biden stole the election?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Why Biden won: white men with jungle fever

Wait a minute. Are you saying Mitch McConnell is the reason Biden stole the election?

Mr. McConnell is susceptible to yellow fever (as so many of us are) but despite some darkening of his skin recently he has not signed up to the white genocide agenda yet. So let's put this down as a rumor for now as we extend the leprotic healing hand of the grim reaper to the new President.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Kamala Harris wore leggings on some occasions. What better way to ignite jungle fever in men and steal votes:

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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This should have been obvious since the 1960s, when the white working class fell in love with hard rock music.

It gets even worse as death-metal bands like the Bee-Gees started rhetorically asking their female fans "how deep is your love" (showing a preference for black women who are, as they say, "deeper" and wider, due to the stretching they undergo).

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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It gets even worse as death-metal bands like the Bee-Gees started rhetorically asking their female fans "how deep is your love"

So THAT'S why it's called "Black metal".

I don't know the street slang for black women who like white men -Vanilla-mama? Suburb Fever? Mocha-maker? WASP-stung? Pinkophile? The Viking-liking?

The term "whitesnake" figures into this somehow. If only I had Q here to connect the all the breadcrumbs:

"Like a homo I was born to walk alone."

This line adds even more confusion. Homos aren't born, they choose their sin, and they only walk in parades.

Q, I know you're busy what with The Storm being behind schedule and everything, but this is important too. Unless "whitesnake" is just a line of cocaine. Come to think of it, that's probably it.