I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

[the unknown prophet]

Friends, I've been really down in the dumps recently, and I think it has something to do with how I've been viewing Islam. For awhile I had always thought that Islam was a bad religion because it was liberal/progressive. All this talk of the Islamic Golden Age and being pro-science and algebra being invented by Muslims and what not. But recently, it seems as if Islam has been more conservative than Christianity! Why!!!???? Please, you have to help me my brothers and sisters, I'm really starting to lose my sanity over this one. Even Hitler was more friendly towards Islam than Christianity, and he's like the greatest social conservative of all time.

[WWJDnow]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

recently, it seems as if Islam has been more conservative than Christianity! Why!!!????

Islam, like Judaism, is just a perversion of Christian teachings. When they ripped off the Bible, they accidentally took some of the good stuff, too. To be fair, they are certainly to be congratulated for executing homosexuals and for ensuring that their women remain subservient. These are things that Jesus told us in His Holy Bible that everyone to do, but that most people who call themselves Christian refuse to accept.

Nevertheless, the Muslims are still Hellbound sinners bent on killing us, so we need to kill them first, despite their respect for traditional American family values.

[Levi Jones]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

But recently, it seems as if Islam has been more conservative than Christianity!

Because we have lost our way. It's a shame. We used to be very strict and holy, but we have fallen away. Horrible teachings like a round earth, heliocentrism, gravity and the worst of all... evolution have taken our focus from God!

Why!!!???? Please, you have to help me my brothers and sisters, I'm really starting to lose my sanity over this one. Even Hitler was more friendly towards Islam than Christianity, and he's like the greatest social conservative of all time.

This is confusing, foreign devil. Hitler was more friendly to Islam than he was to Christianity or Hitler was more friendly to Islam than Christians are to mudslimes?

If it is the former, we can only wish that was true. After 9-11, we should have nuked them all and let God sort them out.



Alas, Bush missed his chance to be the greatest of all historical leaders like Alexander, Napoleon, Genghis Khan or Richard the Lionheart.

[A Follower]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Remember that islam was made up hundreds of years after Jesus rerevealed the Truth, so it is by definition more progressive than Christianity, Christianity goes back all the way to the Creation of Earth, 6000 years ago, while islam is just 1400 years old, and a bunch of lies too.

Also islam is hyper-socialist, they force people to give food to the poor, they murder Christians because they're against traditional values, etc.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

This is confusing, foreign devil. Hitler was more friendly to Islam than he was to Christianity or Hitler was more friendly to Islam than Christians are to mudslimes?

If it is the former, we can only wish that was true. After 9-11, we should have nuked them all and let God sort them out.

I'm sorry, Pastor Levi, but now I am the one who's confused (though I freely admit that this is not unusual). When you said the former, did you mean to say the latter?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Friends, I've been really down in the dumps recently, and I think it has something to do with how I've been viewing Islam. For awhile I had always thought that Islam was a bad religion because it was liberal/progressive. All this talk of the Islamic Golden Age and being pro-science and algebra being invented by Muslims and what not. But recently, it seems as if Islam has been more conservative than Christianity! Why!!!???? Please, you have to help me my brothers and sisters, I'm really starting to lose my sanity over this one. Even Hitler was more friendly towards Islam than Christianity, and he's like the greatest social conservative of all time.

The answer to your question is, of course, no.

Christianity is based on the Word of God. Muslims have a religion based on blasphemy.

How could they be more conservative when they preach lunacy?

Also, Hitler was a socialist. They are not conservative. They are communists who like to split hairs over exactly what a communist is. He was just a socialist that liked white people. Even the very worst people have some laudable traits, in my experience. You don't think he was kidding about being a National SOCIALIST, do you?

God Bless!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

No. These so called "extremist Muslims" are a bunch of liberals who will all burn in Hell.

Let me give you some examples:

• They are weak parents who only beat up stubborn children while Biblical law (cannot wait until we get that in America) teaches us all stubborn children should be killed (Deuteronomy 21:18-21).
• They waste time on fun trips to Mecca they should be spending on converting people to Jesus Christ (Matthew 10:14-42).
• They insult Jesus by refusing to eat pork (Acts 10:13-16).

So I hope you can see now these so called "extremist Muslims" are as weak and liberal as gay vegan hippies and they will all burn in Hell.

[the unknown prophet]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Because we have lost our way. It's a shame. We used to be very strict and holy, but we have fallen away. Horrible teachings like a round earth, heliocentrism, gravity and the worst of all... evolution have taken our focus from God!

Amen. It seems as if True Christianity is heading in the wrong direction, although maybe that's only the catholics and liberal protestant whores.

This is confusing, foreign devil. Hitler was more friendly to Islam than he was to Christianity or Hitler was more friendly to Islam than Christians are to mudslimes?

Hitler was more friendly toward Islam than he was toward Christianity.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hitler was more friendly toward Islam than he was toward Christianity.

Well there you go. He was a catholic, and therefore ignorant about True Christianity(tm). Don't make the mistake of confusing conservationism with nobility. Just what belief do you think the muslims are conserving, anyway?

[the unknown prophet]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Well there you go. He was a catholic, and therefore ignorant about True Christianity™. Don't make the mistake of confusing conservationism with nobility. Just what belief do you think the muslims are conserving, anyway?

Gay people are normal? Evolution is true? I don't know, I don't really think about it.

[James Hutchins]

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I think any group that beheads people in public is not conservative. Christians resolve problems in privacy. Pastors in their delicate way, always explain the mysteries of life to the parishioners
Luke 12:2-3
2 For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known.
3 Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

I think any group that beheads people in public is not conservative. Christians resolve problems in privacy. Pastors in their delicate way, always explain the mysteries of life to the parishioners
Luke 12:2-3
2 For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known.
3 Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

Good point, friend. The other glaring difference that I can see is they apply capital punishment to the crime of homosexuality for all the wrong reasons. "Allah doesn't like it." Sounds rather simple and misleading to me. Who cares what their moon-god likes or doesn't like? I can honestly say I don't know a single person who cares.

[Jedediah]

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I like the way they handle their women. We could learn a lesson from that. It's fully in accord with Pauline doctrine, but somewhere along the way we have gone soft. I've considered making my wife wear a full-body-length potato sack when she leaves the house. I think it would bring her closer to God.

It's also admirable how they get their youngsters to memorize their religious texts and seek out opportunities for martyrdom. I only wish my boys had half the zeal for Jesus that a hezborlah suicide bomber has.

They are also unabashed about implementing theocracy in their native lands. It's as much a social institution, encompassing every aspect of society, as it is a set of religious teachings. While the Holy Bible offers us enough guidance to, with the guidance of the Holy Spirit, develop our own version of Christian Sharia Law, we aren't quite ready to hit the ground running immediately upon getting a critical mass of Republicans into office. It would probably take at least a year to set up the religious courts.

But even a stopped clock is right twice a day. For all their admirable traits, Muslims reject Jesus' temporary sacrifice for their sins and as such shall have their part in the lake of fire, where their thirst will never be quenched and their worm will never die.

[Sister Saffie]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Islam is evil and we should not be comparing Islam to Christianity. Who cares who is more conservative, Muslims are still going to hell for the simple fact that they reject Jesus as their Lord and savior!! What matters is who's RIGHT and who's SAVED ! And that's TRUE CHRISTIANS!

[Born Again Yesterday]

Re: I'm Panicking, Is Islam More Conservative than True Christianity?

Islam is NOT conservative! It is the true belief of many American liberals that call themselves atheists or satanists.