Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

[Uncle Rutherford]

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/marry-can-hard-mtn-dew-las-vegas-wedding-contest

We all knew it would come down to this ever since the Supreme Court legalized homerosexual behavior and ever since shops were legally required to bake cakes for sham marriages. Now, Mountain Dew, a company that produces beverages nowhere near as good as Diet Coke are pushing their own radical liberal agenda. To have us marry A CAN. Sorry, I believe marriage is only for between a non-intermixed male and female as stated in Leviticus 19:19. Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. Oh where has my country gone for this to be allowed?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/mar...edding-contest

We all knew it would come down to this ever since the Supreme Court legalized homerosexual behavior and ever since shops were legally required to bake cakes for sham marriages. .... Oh where has my country gone for this to be allowed?

Where indeed, Uncle Rutherford. Against my better judgment I read about this "promotion." The winner of the "fake marriage" gets a trip to Las Vegas. If there is anything Jesus hates it is "fake marriage."

[WWJDnow]

Re: Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

When I was twelve, my friends and I convinced Cletus Atkins that he had married his plowhorse Bessie (Cletus wasn't very bright, to say the least). We created a fake marriage license, got Bessie all dolled up in a bridal dress (no pun intended), and even dressed our tallest friend up as a minister of the Lord for the ceremony. Unfortunately, Bessie kicked him (Cletus, that is, not our tall friend) in his head on the wedding night, and after that Cletus wasn't stupid anymore. This ruined the fun that we all were having at Cletus's expense.

Of course, now that I'm saved and an adult, I realize that I should have used these tease-the-idiot gags to get Cletus to accept Jesus in addition to mocking the moron.

I don't know about marrying a beverage can. It doesn't seem right, no matter how beautiful the can might be. Especially if you're uncircumcised.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

This offends me less than two men wearing dresses to the altar and then penetrating each other's fat stinky a**holes right there in front of God and everyone, then taking a dump into each other's mouths. Not that much less though. With the rise of today's post-COVID doomers with zero social skills who just want to sit at home on TikTok, look for a massive increase in boys marrying their fleshlights and girls marrying their dogs.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

Utterly disgusting. Mountain Dew ignored my repeated phone calls and emails to stop this abomination from happening and they still went through with it. Even bribed the man 1000 dollars. A rather low cost to condemn someone to HELL.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a41559251/man-marrying-hard-mtn-dew/

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

Utterly disgusting. Mountain Dew ignored my repeated phone calls and emails to stop this abomination from happening and they still went through with it. Even bribed the man 1000 dollars. A rather low cost to condemn someone to HELL.
https://www.delish.com/food-news/a41...-hard-mtn-dew/

At the end of the article is says, "The marriage is not legally binding." That does not matter. The entire thing mocks God and the sanctity of marriage. We Christians own the marriage ceremony and any violation of our rules are not allowed.

[Dennis Lukes]

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At the end of the article is says, "The marriage is not legally binding." That does not matter. The entire thing mocks God and the sanctity of marriage. We Christians own the marriage ceremony and any violation of our rules are not allowed.

Exactly. Marriage is a sacred part of our Christian beliefs. Non-Christians getting "married"--whether they be a man and a pop can or a woman and a dog or two fags or a pair of Muslims or Hindus--are openly mocking our faith in Jesus. We can't tolerate it any more than we'd tolerate them coming into a church and spitting on the Bible. This whole promotional campaign is an act of blasphemous desecration and religious intolerance.


I took the cans of Mtn Dew out of the vending machine in my motel, lined them up on a fence post, and shot them with one of my ARs. Lifetime boycott.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Mountain Dew has the gall to mock the sanctity of marriage.

At the end of the article is says, "The marriage is not legally binding." That does not matter. The entire thing mocks God and the sanctity of marriage. We Christians own the marriage ceremony and any violation of our rules are not allowed.

But what about when a heathen wants to marry four wives? The ceremony goes through, at some spurious location having significance to the people involved, maybe they sign the register or not but in any event if they arrived already having the wives they'd be acknowledged I presume.

Then, later on, a second wife is sought. Now they can't sign the register without becoming bigamists but the children will be legitimate. And so on for the next two wives. The five of them get full legal protection whether they're registered as married or not (and we've already seen that three of those "weddings" can not possibly have legal standing) but if a Christian shacks up with one or more significant others and never registers anything, they would not be acknowledged and any children would be illegitimate?

That is more than mockery. That is persecution.