Re: Scripture denier here. La la la, I can't hear you!
I can just see Saint Peter looking at the soul of a child who died half a minute too late to count as an infant. Say because a medic was keeping them alive for a bit longer.
"Sorry kid, you're one minute late. Tough luck, pity your dad spooged early, enjoy burning in hell."
I can just see Saint Peter looking at the soul of a child who died half a minute too late to count as an infant. Say because a medic was keeping them alive for a bit longer.
"Sorry kid, you're one minute late. Tough luck, pity your dad spooged early, enjoy burning in hell."
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