[Rain Dancer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Worshiped satan.

Spit in God's face.

Jeze, that doesn't mean he could wish death on someone.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

...Here's a question...what ever did I do to you?

I can't answer for Brother Bob, but you did put up that awful witch's pentagram when you showed up here. You showed up here being the key phrase.

Would you like to pray with me?

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

...Here's a question...what ever did I do to you?

Dear Friend,

I PERSONALLY have nothing against you. But I love the Lord. And the Bible is the word of the Lord. And the Bible contains Exodus 22:18, which tells me that "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." So...

Now, I also follow Matthew 22:21, which compels us to follow the laws of the temporal authorities. True Christians™ don't break the law. But all in all, it's pretty clear that if a piano happened to drop on you and snap your spine, your brain sluicing out your nose like a grey meat smoothie, angels would be high-fiving into the next day.

Yours in Him,
BAB <----- Salvation's Sweetie Pie

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

Jeze, that doesn't mean he could wish death on someone.

Wrong again, poop-for-brains!

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Rain Dancer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Wrong again, poop-for-brains!

Really...'poop-for-brains' what are you? 5 years old? Anyway, I'm staying here for a long time. No matter how much you pray to god. People are here for a reason.

[Titus Templeton]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

Really...'poop-for-brains' what are you? 5 years old? Anyway, I'm staying here for a long time. No matter how much you pray to god. People are here for a reason.

Watch your tongue when you speak with our Pastor.

[Rain Dancer]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Watch your tongue when you speak with our Pastor.

i never said anything bad besides commenting on how immature he is besides, pastors are people too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

i never said anything bad besides commenting on how immature he is besides, pastors are people too.

People you are commanded to obey, witch!

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

[Halleluyah Rob]

Originally Posted by David Rothstein

As a devout man of God and a Jew that respects his body as a gift from YHWH, I do not use any drugs whatsoever. But you realize, do you not, that this tacit approval of ingesting herbs would logically extend to marijuana? Did YHWH not create the plant?

And of course smoking methamphetamine should be allowed as well, as it is found naturally synthesized in some Acacia trees. Did YHWH not create the tree?

You Christians.

Shalom

I was waiting for some liberal-hippie heathen to bring up the devil's weed. Unlike tobacco, the devil's weed clearly impairs judgement and drunkens you, making it as evil as ever. --Joel 1:5


As for pure all-American smoking, I couldn't last a day without my sweet pipe.

[lilith]

So....a lot of people smoked back in JC's time,then did they?



"... I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth..."

Although...'herbs' being smoked might be acceptable. Interesting.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

Blaugh, no thank you, I got sick when I was little from being around my dad who smoked, and I promised myself I will NEVER try it, I can't stand the smell, it plugs up my noes and makes it hard for me to breath

You are describing an "allergic reaction" which is a type of acquired psychosomatic response typically adopted by attention whores as a "look-at-me" mechanism.
Also called "showing off"
The history you've given reveals much. But (like all neurological disorders (sic) - this particular one involves acetylcholine and histamine) the active agent is really Satan. Which in your case is hardly surprising.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Rain Dancer

Really...'poop-for-brains' what are you? 5 years old? Anyway, I'm staying here for a long time. No matter how much you pray to god. People are here for a reason.

Of course, and God brought you here so you could learn about Him and give up your perverted, wicked, baby-eating ways.

Wouldn't you like to join us in Heaven, instead of being cast into God's Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

AMEN! If God thought tobacco was bad, He would've said so in the Bible.

Many of us True Christians™ have our own particular favorite way of smoking. Pastor Zeke and Old Man Hatchet like to relax by taking some puffs off a pipe. I can usually be seen lighting up a nice Cuban after Sunday Services. Lycia never goes anywhere without her Marlboro Light 100s. And Vavoline Johnson's nephew, DeShawn smokes those grape-flavored "swisher sweets" or whatever they're called.

[Ksevio]

Buying Cuban cigars supports communism.

Commies.

[false god]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Brother Cranky, I am ashamed to admit that I was duped into giving up tobacco several years ago. I allowed my heathen coworkers and various non-Fox stations (subsequently blocked, by the way) to cloud my judgment.



But, after reading your brilliantly-researched investigative post, I went across the street and bought a carton of Marlboros, and I am now happily smoking my first cigarette in 12 years!!!



In order to properly introduce my 4 children to the wonders of this God-given plant, I am having them sit right next to me as I vigorously blow plumes of sweet, sweet tobacco smoke in their direction. They seem to be enjoying it, as they are waving their hands about in praise!



Sadly, because of lieberal secular laws I cannot allow them to participate for several more years, but when the time comes, they will all be receiving cartons of their own.

YiC,

The Vicar

well when your children die of lung cancer i hope you feel good because god wont give a shit!!!

[Brother Helge]

Originally Posted by false god

Nipple!

Please remove this hideous picture from this forum.