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The Poetaster's Korner Tasteful poetry for JESUS but don't let the flowers fool you. NO HOMERS ALLOWED!

 
 
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Default All the way with His Lordship 'J' - 10-23-2007, 11:06 AM

A Prayer Poem.

Please Jesus protect me and those that I love
with your almighty powers from straight up above

I worship you Jesus and give you thanks each day
That when I get to heaven, my Lord Jesus ain't gay

and as I fly with the angels in heavenly lands
I can trust that my butthole will be safe in your hands.

Thankyou Lord Jesus fer not bein' a queer
and fer savin' my soul, and not jest my rear

and fer keepin' me safe from satans tallywhacker
cause that nasty old Satans a filthy fudgepacker.

Amen.

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The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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