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Default Mental Health Awareness Month - 05-02-2021, 03:01 PM

In the healthcare industry we have designated May as mental health awareness month. So please be aware, there are crazy people out there. It's utter mayhem, every man for himself. Take care of yourselves.
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Default Re: Mental Health Awareness Month - 05-02-2021, 04:23 PM

Thank you for the warning, dear Doctor. This is a frightening time for many, knowing the mentally deranged wander about. For True Christians™ however, this is a time of Knowledge and Power. Knowledge that these mentally and emotionally retardeds are in reality oppressed and possessed by demons. People let themselves be taken over by sin, they become puppets of Satan willingly. Jesus gave True Believers™ the Power to cast out these demons, but their puppets refuse to allow us to help.

Here are some things we can encourage the man-on-the-street to do when we share the Good News:
  • Stop staring in the mirror and fix your eyes on Jesus
  • Stay away from melancholic and romantic music
  • Worship God every day, from prayer to praise to giving to charity like Landover Baptist Church Pastor Jet Fund
  • Be kind to your parents and obey them in everything they say
  • Anticipate what your parents desire, especially your mothers, and treat them like royalty, for we are all called to be sons and daughters of the King of Kings
  • Stop blaming others for things that go wrong and point the finger squarely upon yourself - ferret out the sin that you harbor or the demon you are entertaining as a guest in your spirit
  • Dress modestly - beware lustful looks as demons' orgasms cause damage to the spirit
  • Drink lots of water
  • Read the Bible out loud, for faith comes by hearing the Word of God and so it must be strengthened this way too.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Jesus Re: Mental Health Awareness Month - 05-02-2021, 07:54 PM

Thank you, dear Brother Dr. Toole, and dear Sister Mary -- from the bottom of my heart! This message has touched me greatly; for it confirms that we, the followers of the , are in such blessed territory, unaffected by such craziness that may surround us, due to our very close walk with the .

If I may, Sister Mary, I should like to add one more thing to your very long, impressive list, for when we are doing our outreach, and that is: gratitude. Yes, gratitude; for it with this that we acknowledge Almighty 's goodness to us. It can be the "secret weapon" to avoiding the stresses of life, and to reaching others!

I Thessalonians 5:18 "In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of in concerning you."

Certainly, we have much reason to be grateful:

John 1:12 "But as many as received , to them gave he power to become the sons of , even to them that believe on name:"

And, being grateful helps with our witnessing to the lost, unsaved trash that litters 's green Earth. When they see us as the 's servants, being grateful for our glorious blessings, then they will know by our display of inner peace that we are destined for Heaven, to live in safety, and in harmony, for all of eternity -- forgiven from all sin. And, that should serve to inspire the lost to forsake their servitude to the devil, and to call upon for assistance in escaping the eternal fires of , by seeking the -- for themselves!



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Default Re: Mental Health Awareness Month - 05-03-2021, 12:34 AM

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Thank you for the warning, dear Doctor. This is a frightening time for many, knowing the mentally deranged wander about.

Here are some things we can encourage the man-on-the-street to do when we share the Good News:
  • Stop staring in the mirror and fix your eyes on Jesus
  • Stay away from melancholic and romantic music
  • Worship God every day, from prayer to praise to giving to charity like Landover Baptist Church Pastor Jet Fund
  • Be kind to your parents and obey them in everything they say
  • Anticipate what your parents desire, especially your mothers, and treat them like royalty, for we are all called to be sons and daughters of the King of Kings
  • Stop blaming others for things that go wrong and point the finger squarely upon yourself - ferret out the sin that you harbor or the demon you are entertaining as a guest in your spirit
  • Dress modestly - beware lustful looks as demons' orgasms cause damage to the spirit
  • Drink lots of water
  • Read the Bible out loud, for faith comes by hearing the Word of God and so it must be strengthened this way too.
Thank you so much for these practical steps to help deranged lunatics - so thoughtful and aware of you. I was thinking that sane people need practical advice too. First off NEVER run out of ammo. Your home is your sanctuary and must be defended. Institute code words that mean special things. Recite constant prayers or count numbers under your breath while walking outside and in stores. DON'T let anyone interrupt. Double back on yourself often to see if crazy people are following you. Hide your face from security cameras. Avoid cracks in the pavement.


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