Caption Contest #43

[Harsha Shah]

Yes, It is Harsha Shah here. I have been thinking that the caption contests are so much fun on this forum, yes, so I am now starting a caption contest of my own, yes. The image is below, and you can be sending your suggestions for a caption, yes. I am hoping that this new thread is not offending you.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Job 20:44

[Phil Ander]

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Hi Hannibal,

Would that be your mother in law? Looking forward to "The Big Reveal" when we cross The Alps tomorrow.


Well that's the end of the caption


Harsha, it's time to accept the way to Heaven is through the Lord Jesus Christ and the Divine Words in the KJV. The Road is hard, but the End is worth it.


Phil

[WWJDnow]

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Why Democrats don't understand Republicans.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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The elephant is seen in different contexts but it's always the same elephant, Harsha. It's the same elephant every time. Do you not get it?

[Adam Fag]

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Yes, It is Harsha Shah here. I have been thinking that the caption contests are so much fun on this forum, yes, so I am now starting a caption contest of my own, yes. The image is below, and you can be sending your suggestions for a caption, yes. I am hoping that this new thread is not offending you.

[man on the right]
"Why does it squat in such an odd way?"

[MitzaLizalor]

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"Why does it squat in such an odd way?"

Because Job 40:24

The anus is of no interest to God. Perhaps you think He created it? Or whatever comes out from it? Or elsewhere?

Deuteronomy 23:10-14 If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: but it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again. Thou shalt have a place also without the camp, whither thou shalt go forth abroad: and thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee: for the LORD thy God walketh in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy: that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from thee.

Got that? God walks where you poo and notices when the poo is not concealed. Other fluids are included in His inventory. Don't try to trick Him! The consequences are severe. Jesus came to set us free from worrying about smitings, severe smitings yes I'll say it SMITINGS BECAUSE OF POO but elephants do it any time any place anywhere: stand away from the back of the elephant! Guess Harsha dain't got there. Yet.

Satan's "right" time is . . NEVER

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here again and I am commenting on your suggestions, yes. I am hoping that I am not offending you but I am thinking that not all of you were understanding the image, no, you were not, yes. I am hoping that I am not offending Mr. WWJDnow but I am now giving him feedback, yes.

Why Democrats don't understand Republicans.

I am thinking that this is very funny, yes. It is obviously not the correct answer but, yes, it was making me happy. Now I am commenting on the post of Mr. Toole, yes. I am hoping that I am not offending him.

The elephant is seen in different contexts but it's always the same elephant, Harsha. It's the same elephant every time. Do you not get it?

Yes, Mr. Toole, you are understanding most of the message, yes you are. You are a sad and beautiful man, Mr. Toole. I am thinking that you are close to understanding that the elephant is always the same and the elephant is the human condition. You are seeing it from the christian perspective and another man from the muslim perspective and I was previously seeing it from the Jainist perspective but when you were touching only the lingam and I was touching perhaps the tail, the elephant was much more than what we were perceiving. yes. Mr. Toole. I am hoping that I am not offending you but I am seeing that you are gradually liberating yourself from the narrow vision of your religion and you are ready to embrace the whole elephant, yes.

yes, I am hoping that I am not offending anyone but the other suggestions were not very good, yes.

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here once more, yes, I am also sorry that I was being so slow in my feedback. I am hoping that it was not offending anyone.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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You are seeing it from the christian perspective and another man from the muslim perspective and I was previously seeing it from the Jainist perspective but when you were **ILLEGAL ELEPHANT PORN REMOVED** and I was touching perhaps the tail, the elephant was much more than what we were perceiving.

So it wasn't about an elephant at all...? What a strange post. I suggest you don't touch elephants anywhere. That's something we can all agree on.

[Isabella White]

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So it wasn't about an elephant at all...? What a strange post. I suggest you don't touch elephants anywhere. That's something we can all agree on.

Amen, dear Brother Dr. Toole! I suppose, though, that we can be grateful that we were not subjected to yet another tedious tale about the elephant's crumbling, clay leg. Now, that would have been offending one and all: yes, yes, yes!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Amen, dear Brother Dr. Toole! I suppose, though, that we can be grateful that we were not subjected to yet another tedious tale about the elephant's crumbling, clay leg. Now, that would have been offending one and all: yes, yes, yes!

Quite, dear Sister Isabella. It's actually kind of funny how we all seem to take away a different message when Harsha tells her elephant stories. I thought she had an actual elephant, whereas you seem to think she's talking about a clay model of an elephant. Nobody really knows, even Harsha herself I would hazard. It reminds me of the famous parable of the Weeds among the Wheat:

Jesus told them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field. But while everyone was sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. When the wheat sprouted and formed heads, then the weeds also appeared. “The owner’s servants came to him and said, ‘Sir, didn’t you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?’

“‘An enemy did this,’ he replied.

“The servants asked him, ‘Do you want us to go and pull them up?’

“‘No,’ he answered, ‘because while you are pulling the weeds, you may uproot the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.’”

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Quite, dear Sister Isabella. It's actually kind of funny how we all seem to take away a different message when Harsha tells her elephant stories. I thought she had an actual elephant, whereas you seem to think she's talking about a clay model of an elephant. Nobody really knows, even Harsha herself I would hazard. It reminds me of the famous parable of the Weeds among the Wheat:

I don't think they have actual elephants in the slums of Glasgow, Brother. Personally, I take away no "message" from Mzzz Shah's posts (no offense intended, Harsha dear), other than a reminder that one should not allow such nonsense to sap one's will to live.

[MitzaLizalor]

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What sort of entity has one part of itself "Jain" and another part "Muslim" that's able to stay alive in any meaningful sense?

[Isabella White]

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I don't think they have actual elephants in the slums of Glasgow, Brother. Personally, I take away no "message" from Mzzz Shah's posts (no offense intended, Harsha dear), other than a reminder that one should not allow such nonsense to sap one's will to live.

I think I've found the secret to Miss Shah's inspiration for her rambling postings, dear Sister Joanna. The answer is in the attached photo: