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Default Re: Please help: Grave Soaking Mishap - 12-14-2022, 04:14 PM

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I’ve been wondering where you’ve been.
We've been wondering where you've been dear Uncle. I was frightened that the liberals had caught you along with Uncle Remus and Aunt Jemima (and the Land O Lakes squaw) in their ethnic cleansing bout. So glad to see you safe and black, don't ever scare us like that again. Dear, sweet black friend. Did you happen to see Sister Isabella while you were away?


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Default Re: Please help: Grave Soaking Mishap - 12-14-2022, 04:53 PM

I made an offer for this K Car but someone else bought it, big bucks.



Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Please help: Grave Soaking Mishap - 12-14-2022, 07:21 PM

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I made an offer for this K Car but someone else bought it, big bucks.

Yes Mr. Mayor, using my knowledge of the market need I saw an opportunity and purchased it. I've instructed my advisor to consider offers in the range of $8000.


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Default Re: Please help: Grave Soaking Mishap - 12-14-2022, 08:18 PM

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Yes Mr. Mayor, using my knowledge of the market need I saw an opportunity and purchased it. I've instructed my advisor to consider offers in the range of $8000.
When I first looked at the car, I thought it just needed rims and tires. Looking at it again, it appears someone removed the entire front wheel drive transmission assembly. This is not important to such a classic treasure, however, because the value keeps rising and will reward the owner repairing it by multiples.


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Default Re: Please help: Grave Soaking Mishap - 12-14-2022, 08:55 PM

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Good of you to offer this help Uncle Rutherford. I found the K-Car Club where owners talk to each other. Possibly we can find a carb for Faith there and you could take it to him.

The Chrysler K-Car Club - Home (chryslerkcar.com)
Given Faith Machine’s (cough) past (cough), I’m surprised he was even allowed to travel across the country on his own. I’m more than willing to pick him a car up there and drive it to him, but I cannot afford a Chrysler K Car on my budget sadly. Way out of my price range. Can you give me Faith Machine’s line of credit to use?
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