I wanted to check in my concerns for Our Dear Beloved Leader.
I haven't seen him much, these days, though maybe he's finally on a mission with the new plane we've been saving up, tithing to Jesus for.
Sometimes, I see false reports of people departing, when really they are still on Earth. Other times, people just seem to vanish. There are many esteemed Pastors and Elders of Landover I've looked up to and admired for many years, only for them to vanish in a poof (figure of speech; cloud of smoke; not the faggot type of poof) without word!
Though, I suppose if Pastor Zeke has been called home to Heaven®, it would be a blessed occurrence. I will look skyward for his plane and see him and Jesus riding together.
I will also feel a slight decline of dread whenever I log into this site, and not feel like I'm walking eggshells, even if his omnipotent eyeballs are burrowing into the back of my neck.

Sometimes, I see false reports of people departing, when really they are still on Earth. Other times, people just seem to vanish. There are many esteemed Pastors and Elders of Landover I've looked up to and admired for many years, only for them to vanish in a poof (figure of speech; cloud of smoke; not the faggot type of poof) without word!

Though, I suppose if Pastor Zeke has been called home to Heaven®, it would be a blessed occurrence. I will look skyward for his plane and see him and Jesus riding together.

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