[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

I just loved the recent royal wedding. Their teeth were far better than expected, (and Kate Middleton's name is totally undeserved, she actually has a skinny waist) and I have heard from a reputable high-level source that he has a reasonable reason to believe that they and/or their bodyguard shot Bin Laden on their honeymoon. So, my new Trickle-Down Charity™ project, should involve our hard-working friends, Kate Middleton and Prince William.

No doubt there will be a little prince or princess on the way. Well, let's not kid ourselves, we're talking about British people, so it's going to be raised as a princess, regardless of what genetalia God gives the child. So, I'm going to raise money to buy gifts for the future Queen (I'll call her Queen Victoria the Second), knowing that all that spending will (eventually) trickle down to the blue-collars.

Here are some of my gift ideas, please add your own if you can find better:

Corsican Pumpkin Splendor Carriage Crib

Price: $4,760.00


18k yellow gold baby shoe with diamond bow and 0.11 cts diamonds.
Price: if you have to ask, you can't afford it!

18k pink ladybug earrings with 0.17 cts diamonds

Price: same as above.

When she's a bit older:


Of course, she'll want a playhouse. I don't know how much this will cost, but the brochure alone costs $195 so it must be good:




Please, think about the less fortunate for once! DONATE NOW!





(I know, it's doesn't add up to exactly $100,000, but complicated projects like this tend to have unpredictable administrative costs.)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

It seems nobody has taken much interest in this project, mostly because everybody knows that the prince is gay and will never produce any children. I suggest replacing it with a fund to help feed the 21-year old child of John Fleming (R-LA). It costs $200,000 a year to feed the poor little baby:

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Now, before someone goes and says that the money has already been spent and if the rich don't pick up the bill then people lower on the economic ladder will, let me remind you that the inferior classes don't provide economic stimulus, because they just spend the money on drugs, which only helps the economy of columbia.

No doubt it's the columbians who are funding the campaign of this uppity class-war harpy Elizabeth Warren: