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    my schmelly valentines

    here be a artickle abouts a farmer who gived his wife a big pile of poop for valentine days, an she lurve it she a loon .
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    Re: my schmelly valentines

    Some women have a heart of gold. Others...

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      Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
      Some women have a heart of gold. Others...
      Look who is back!
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        Love does indeed stink here. My wife looks a bit sad about not getting anything for valentines this year but I am sure she understands. She knows I love her almost as much as I love Jesus.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Love does indeed stink here. My wife looks a bit sad about not getting anything for valentines this year but I am sure she understands. She knows I love her almost as much as I love Jesus.
          it ok Mr.Cranky, i shore your wife be real greatfull that you not gived her a schmelly ole lurve turd

          that be your wife ---> <--- an that be lurve gifts

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            Thank you for your very nice message Petal! I showed it to my wife and she is very happy now.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              "Love Stinks" eh? I think somebody has been listening to too much rockkk and rolll

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                Some of my heathenous acquaintances tell me about times when their love stank.
                They said about how they used to get smelly fingers after going behind the school shed, but then always laughed when I asked why... Well, at least I'm not hellbound.

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