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  • #91
    Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

    Originally posted by TAMSwordofGod View Post
    If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter
    You should go back to the playground, there's grown folks talking here..

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    • #92
      Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

      Originally posted by St. Anger View Post
      Can I get one that says "Current and Future Masturbator?"
      Satan will be glad to use you as his masturbation toy for all eternity in hell!
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • #93
        Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

        I was wondering if there are any shirts for people like me who have never masturbated?

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        • #94
          Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

          Welcome to CafePress.
          http://www.cafepress.ca/+not_a_lie_ringer_t,281273115
          Drama queen

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          • #95
            Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

            Originally posted by humble servant View Post
            I was wondering if there are any shirts for people like me who have never masturbated?
            I'm certain that there are shirts for liars.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #96
              Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

              I will take 27 shirts as I've a lot of sinning in my past to make up for.

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