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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands - 09-17-2015, 01:29 AM

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A typical everyday Alander:

You can see the hatred radiating from that homer's eyes. Hatred for decency, hatred for morality, hatred for America, hatred for God!

Horrifying.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands - 09-17-2015, 09:01 PM

The Åland Islands is a dangerous place. It is infested with ticks carrying the TBE virus (Kumlinge disease), which infects the brain. The rate is even higher than near Stockholm, the Swiss capital of sin.
Those who survive the infection will often get mania, autism, paralysis, borderline personality disorder, dyslexia, dyspraxia, homosexuality and other mental diseases demonic possessions.
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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands - 09-17-2015, 10:35 PM

These people seem, on the surface at least, much like all the rest of the Norwegians. Clearly, the Norwegian areas are nests of perverted sins, but these Aland people seem to be in much worse condition than other Swiss people. I believe that, in the absence of other explanations, we must accept the tick infestation as the likely cause of this breakdown.

I recommend the use of DEET. It is powerful medicine for bugs, especially the ones that want to bite you, but don't use too much; it's said to be pizenous to people, too.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands - 09-17-2015, 10:44 PM

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I recommend the use of DEET. It is powerful medicine for bugs, especially the ones that want to bite you, but don't use too much; it's said to be pizenous to people, too.
Considering that ticks are much smaller than people, it seems that it would take less DEET to kill them than it would a person. It makes sense then that these, what would they be called, Narwhalers? That these Narwhalers drink 3 or 4 tablespoons of DEET, then wallow around on their yards, allowing the ticks to bite them. The DEET would then be transmitted through the blood into the ticks, killing them.


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Default Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Aland Islands - 09-18-2015, 12:43 AM

I've never met someone from the Aland islands that wasn't a thief and a liar. what a God forsaken place that dump is.


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