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Caption Contest #24
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Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post
Nehemiah 13:30
Thus cleansed I them from all strangers, and appointed the wards of the priests and the Levites, every one in his business;
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Elmer2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Little known fact: Hitler's blitzkrieg into Russia was halted when it veered off course in aisle 6 and knocked over a pickle jar.
But seriously, I've always said that if you put shiny touchscreens and an apple logo on a horse and buggy, all the sheeple will buy it because "it's so high tech". A former Apple VP agrees that technology is going backwards in the parts that count:"... a long article on Apple’s usability sins...Once Apple products could be used without ever reading a manual. Today, Apple’s products violate all the fundamental rules of design for understanding and usability"Then I came across this news:"The U.S. government has developed a specially designed, secret missile for pinpoint airstrikes that kill terrorist leaders with no explosion"Also known as a "bullet".
Einstein said the 4th world war would be fought with sticks and stones. Close, but he didn't predict shopping-cart-tanks, regime-changing Russian frog-memes, or the tiki-torch legions that scared Joe Biden so much he made his campaign announcement about them.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View PostA former Apple VP agrees that technology is going backwards in the parts that countTrigger Warning: the text you have just read may have caused: flashbacks to historical oppression, normalization of whiteness, hegemonic hyper-masculinity (if I must say so myself), assumption of genders, species, and/or status as a living being, other problematic sins which are yet to be discovered and outlawed but I should still be (eventually) punished for.
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Ageism? I've already told old people to go play with Hyenas, and I've called young people a bunch of losers who need to eat lead - literally, because they have lead deficiency.
We don't need to protest to change Silicon Valley culture, we need to pray for God to hurry up with the big earthquake that will drown the whole heathen state of California, so we can get back to using rotary phones like civilized people.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Postpray for God to hurry up with the big earthquake that will drown the whole heathen state of California, so we can get back to using rotary phones like civilized people.
The rotary phone: same interface for a century. Nobody died of boredom.
Meanwhile my "upgrade" from the samsung hotpocket to the samsung five-alarm fire is forcing me to learn everything all over again, it's like upgrading from a 2015 Ford Focus to a 2019 Ford Focus and now the steering wheel is replaced with a joystick or something.Disagree? By failing to register and debate me, you prove that liberals are factless frauds who only persuade through intimidation. To prove otherwise, debate me!
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"The U.S. government has developed a specially designed, secret missile for pinpoint airstrikes that kill terrorist leaders with no explosion"
I stand corrected: it's not a bullet, it's an anvil. In the bizarre futuristic distopia of 2019, they are attacking us with shopping carts like a bunch of manic Black Friday shoppers, and we're dropping anvils like we're Wile E. Coyote.
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Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post"Welcome to WW3, where the world dies not with a bang but with a "WTF?"
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