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Fellow True Christians™ BEWARE! There are a few things you should know and consider before you allow yourself to become ensnared in the culinary abomination that is 
If you see this sign, and I don't care how hungry you are, keep driving and get as far away from it as possible. I first saw the commercial on TV, then I saw that there is one a little too close to Freehold as I was on my way to school on Friday. I knew something was wrong with Popeyes the moment I first saw the place, but I couldn't put my finger on it so I did my own research and now there's no telling how many souls I may have saved from Popeyes' lies and deceit and traps.
First, Popeyes is a LOUISIANA kitchen, and that ought to be enough right there to throw up some red flags. The state of Louisiana is divided not into counties (as the Godly states of Iowa and Texas are), but instead is divided into "parishes". The whole damned state is run by the Vatican! Louisiana is GROUND ZERO for catlicks and New Orleans is the satellite Vatican City in North America! But I'll come back to this...
I checked out their menu. May God have no mercy on the souls of the demons who are selling this "food".
Leviticus 7:27 (King James Version) 27Whatsoever soul it be that eateth any manner of blood, even that soul shall be cut off from his people.
The Popeyes near Freehold sells chicken livers, which anyone knows filters the blood and obviously contains more than a trace of the evil substance.
And what other tasty little morsels did I find on the big overhead menu board that was designed to lead patrons astray?
Leviticus 11:9-12 (King James Version)
9These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Why, of course they have both catfish and crawfish on their demonic menu, foods that will put you squarely on the log flume ride straight to the lake of fire!
Popeyes shamelessly tries to get people to sacrifice their souls right there at the counter. "Would you like a side of fries with that eternal damnation, sir?"
But the icing on the cake was what I discovered as I stood there just observing everything around me, praying for the strength to continue the mission I had promised Jesus I would complete. Just look at the name!
POPEYES
POPEYES
POPE YES
SEE?
SHOUT GLORY! POPE YES HAS BEEN EXPOSED AND THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE FOR IT NOW!
YOU'RE WELCOME.
If you see this sign, and I don't care how hungry you are, keep driving and get as far away from it as possible. I first saw the commercial on TV, then I saw that there is one a little too close to Freehold as I was on my way to school on Friday. I knew something was wrong with Popeyes the moment I first saw the place, but I couldn't put my finger on it so I did my own research and now there's no telling how many souls I may have saved from Popeyes' lies and deceit and traps.
First, Popeyes is a LOUISIANA kitchen, and that ought to be enough right there to throw up some red flags. The state of Louisiana is divided not into counties (as the Godly states of Iowa and Texas are), but instead is divided into "parishes". The whole damned state is run by the Vatican! Louisiana is GROUND ZERO for catlicks and New Orleans is the satellite Vatican City in North America! But I'll come back to this...
I checked out their menu. May God have no mercy on the souls of the demons who are selling this "food".
Leviticus 7:27 (King James Version) 27Whatsoever soul it be that eateth any manner of blood, even that soul shall be cut off from his people.
The Popeyes near Freehold sells chicken livers, which anyone knows filters the blood and obviously contains more than a trace of the evil substance.
And what other tasty little morsels did I find on the big overhead menu board that was designed to lead patrons astray?
Leviticus 11:9-12 (King James Version)
9These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat. 10And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Why, of course they have both catfish and crawfish on their demonic menu, foods that will put you squarely on the log flume ride straight to the lake of fire!
Popeyes shamelessly tries to get people to sacrifice their souls right there at the counter. "Would you like a side of fries with that eternal damnation, sir?"
But the icing on the cake was what I discovered as I stood there just observing everything around me, praying for the strength to continue the mission I had promised Jesus I would complete. Just look at the name!
POPEYES
POPEYES
POPE YES
SEE?
SHOUT GLORY! POPE YES HAS BEEN EXPOSED AND THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE FOR IT NOW!
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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