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    Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012

    Folks, Re-Enactmentfest 2012 is getting closer every day and that means it's time to practise for everybody's favorite section: the Terri Shiavo Look-Alike Contest.

    Last years winner will be here again, but don't be discouraged. This year we'll be adding more points to the sound category. I want people's ears to bleed as your agonized death shrieks almost drown out the sadistic laughter of the jew doctors. Last years winner just gurgled a bit, which was not compensated for by her utterly perfect rigor mortis impersonation (Anyone remember her name? You know, the morticians wife?)

    In other news, we're having trouble finding Mexicans for the Mexican-American war re-enactment. A few entirely accidental bayonet woundings and the latin rumor mill went nuts. Typical hysteria from those hot-blooded latins.

    Preparation for the War Of Northern Aggression re-enactment is going smoothly, nothing to report.
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    Tags: persecution of christians, retards: get on the short bus, terri schiavo
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    Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012

    GOD Bless Terry!

    The winner can also copy and paste this beautiful avi of Terri to their personal albums.









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    Sister Thumper
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      Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012

      Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
      GOD Bless Terry!

      The winner can also copy and paste this beautiful avi of Terri to their personal albums.




      Love,
      Sister Thumper
      Well put, Sister. It is imparative we keep alive the memory of this wonderful human being.

      Her life was taken just when it had so much potential.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012

        She could have produced many Warriors for Christ She would have been the perfect True Christian(tm) wife: docile, compliant, pliant with not a thought in her pretty head

        It turns my stomach that this obligation was denied to her.

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        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012

          I am ashamed to admit I had entirely forgotten about the Terri Schiavo tragedy, but am at least relieved to finally remember what that "Never Forget" bumper sticker is on my car and where it came from.
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            Re: Terri Schiavo look-alike contest at re-enactmentfest 2012

            I recall the day when Pastor Al and I went down to see it. Sweet Jesus the smell was overwhelming, but the photos looked good on the LBC Christmas Cards that year.



            Maybe someone can find a copy in the Church archives.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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