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  • #16
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    I've been to many missionary trips to Sweden. God has hated them like, forever.

    I don't think there's any hope for them left since the swedenians are practically born being homersexuals.
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    • #17
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Jeremiah 6:1 O ye children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in Bethhaccerem for evil appeareth out of the north, and great destruction

      I need guidance from someone more knowledable of scripture than I. Sweden is supposed to be the most nordic country in the world. Could this incident in the Good Book be referring to Sweden, and maybe be one of the reasons why God obviousle hates Swedonians so much?
      Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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      • #18
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
        Jeremiah 6:1 O ye children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in Bethhaccerem for evil appeareth out of the north, and great destruction

        I need guidance from someone more knowledable of scripture than I. Sweden is supposed to be the most nordic country in the world. Could this incident in the Good Book be referring to Sweden, and maybe be one of the reasons why God obviousle hates Swedonians so much?
        You should await the opinion of a True Christian™ but as I see it this is as obvious as the existence of God, your reasoning is accurate and the scripture precise and faultless. It can only be a reference to the unwashed unsaved God-mockers of the 85% homosexual Sweden, and I am impressed by the speed at which you have learned scripture like this!
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        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • #19
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
          Jeremiah 6:1 O ye children of Benjamin, gather yourselves to flee out of the midst of Jerusalem, and blow the trumpet in Tekoa, and set up a sign of fire in Bethhaccerem for evil appeareth out of the north, and great destruction

          I need guidance from someone more knowledable of scripture than I. Sweden is supposed to be the most nordic country in the world. Could this incident in the Good Book be referring to Sweden, and maybe be one of the reasons why God obviousle hates Swedonians so much?
          I believe that the Swedes have something to do with that scripture, but I think that God mostly meant the someone else when he talked about the evil in the north. Directly north of Jerusalem lies the most evil and dogmatic country in the world - RUSSIA.

          But as WinnerNotSinner said, you should probably wait for the opinion of a True Christian™ before absolute confirmation.

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          • #20
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Dear Brothers. Thank you for your guidance. Even though I will await judgement from a True Christian™ it is a great honor to recieve theological wisdom from you.

            God bless you and God bless United States of America
            Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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            • #21
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Amen! Clearly Sweden is nothing but evil!

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              • #22
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by OldWorld View Post
                Clearly Sweden is nothing but evil!
                You are getting it.

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                • #23
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  I love God but I love cranky old man even more, cranky old man is wiser than jesus and god together, everything you write is just so true, I will not pray to God any more, I will pray to cranky old man. I'm sure the cranky old man is gods father, so wise as cranky old man is.
                  Last edited by Felicity; 06-09-2010, 08:21 AM. Reason: Removed big quote

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                  • #24
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Bjarne Louager View Post
                    I love God but I love cranky old man even more, cranky old man is wiser than jesus and god together, everything you write is just so true, I will not pray to God any more, I will pray to cranky old man. I'm sure the cranky old man is gods father, so wise as cranky old man is.
                    Stop mocking Jesus! It is not funny and it will and bad.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • #25
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      Stop mocking Jesus! It is not funny and it will and bad.


                      I am not.......why are you saying that.....do you not love jesus.......

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                      • #26
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Bjarne Louager View Post
                        I am not.......why are you saying that.....do you not love jesus.......
                        You should watch your words, friend. Not that we care about your insults (Matthew 5:10), it's rather Jesus you should be worrying about.
                        Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                        PROOF: America in the Bible!
                        8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



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                        • #27
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                          You should watch your words, friend. Not that we care about your insults (Matthew 5:10), it's rather Jesus you should be worrying about.
                          Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                          Jesus loves me,

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                          • #28
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Bjarne Louager View Post
                            Jesus loves me,
                            It's not enough to just say it. Unless you cast out those demons from your rectum and follow the entire Bible to the letter, you will burn in hell with the rest of the Unsaved Trash and false Christians.
                            PROOF: America in the Bible!
                            8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                            The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                            (Psalm 9:17)

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                            • #29
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                              It's not enough to just say it. Unless you cast out those demons from your rectum and follow the entire Bible to the letter, you will burn in hell with the rest of the Unsaved Trash and false Christians.

                              Wow.....what a lot af loving words, do you love me to, like jesus do

                              I will pray for you as jesus loves you too

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                              • #30
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Bjarne Louager View Post
                                I love God but I love cranky old man even more, cranky old man is wiser than jesus and god together, everything you write is just so true, I will not pray to God any more, I will pray to cranky old man. I'm sure the cranky old man is gods father, so wise as cranky old man is.
                                So are you going to build a chapel dedicated to the Blessed Cranky?
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