Friends, I want you all to know I love you very much. But the more I think about birthdays, the more I think they should not be celebrated.
I've been meditating on Jeremiah 20:14-18 a lot lately:
Sounds to me like God is saying we should curse the day of our birth, and curse our parents for bringing us into this sinful, fallen world.
I don't know about you, but I'd much rather be in Heaven with Jesus, and not down here, rutting around like a pig in slop.
So, anyway, please don't be offended if you don't get an expensive birthday present from me this year. I might pay your parents a visit and curse them out instead.
Yours in Christ,
FM
I've been meditating on Jeremiah 20:14-18 a lot lately:
14 Cursed be the day wherein I was born: let not the day wherein my mother bare me be blessed.
15 Cursed be the man who brought tidings to my father, saying, A man child is born unto thee; making him very glad.
16 And let that man be as the cities which the Lord overthrew, and repented not: and let him hear the cry in the morning, and the shouting at noontide;
17 Because he slew me not from the womb; or that my mother might have been my grave, and her womb to be always great with me.
18 Wherefore came I forth out of the womb to see labour and sorrow, that my days should be consumed with shame?
15 Cursed be the man who brought tidings to my father, saying, A man child is born unto thee; making him very glad.
16 And let that man be as the cities which the Lord overthrew, and repented not: and let him hear the cry in the morning, and the shouting at noontide;
17 Because he slew me not from the womb; or that my mother might have been my grave, and her womb to be always great with me.
18 Wherefore came I forth out of the womb to see labour and sorrow, that my days should be consumed with shame?
Sounds to me like God is saying we should curse the day of our birth, and curse our parents for bringing us into this sinful, fallen world.
I don't know about you, but I'd much rather be in Heaven with Jesus, and not down here, rutting around like a pig in slop.
So, anyway, please don't be offended if you don't get an expensive birthday present from me this year. I might pay your parents a visit and curse them out instead.
Yours in Christ,
FM
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