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Question Re: God likes a good fart! - 07-11-2015, 02:56 AM
I wonder if the stench of expelled flatus is as pleasing to the Lord as the aroma of burning dead animals?Genesis 8:20-21
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Default Re: God likes a good fart! - 07-20-2015, 01:28 AM
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I wonder if the stench of expelled flatus is as pleasing to the Lord as the aroma of burning dead animals?Genesis 8:20-21
Technically, you'd be right. Fart gas is rich in sulfur dioxide, a chemical known for its di*stinked*(badum-tss!) odor.

Meat is literally a carefully burned animal corpse(unless you prefer your meat raw, which is not only disgusting but dangerous). It also contains lots of sulfur dioxide, which is liberated from the meat's molecular structure during digestion.

Ipso facto, if you fart after eating meat, it would smell similar to if you lobbed those choice cuts into the grill you cooked it on.

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Devil Re: God likes a good fart! - 02-24-2016, 02:34 PM
This makes me intensely curious, even more so! After all, as God is three beings in one, how does He fart? Does He share one ***removed potty language*** with the other two beings?

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Default Re: God likes a good fart! - 02-24-2016, 03:58 PM
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This makes me intensely curious, even more so! After all, as God is three beings in one, how does He fart? Does He share one butthole with the other two beings?

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This makes me intensely curious, even more so! After all, as God is three beings in one, how does He fart? Does He share one butthole with the other two beings?

Looking forward to an answer from the Informed,

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The Holy Bible is all the Information you need dear, and it's perfectly accessible. Exodus chapter 33 (Exodus 33:21-23 specifically) shows that the LORD allowed Moses to see His Glorious Backside, but Moses didn't tell anyone about it. He doesn't kiss and tell, so to speak.

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: God likes a good fart! - 02-25-2016, 12:37 PM
Indeed. I have read the Bible, but as a stout devouter of the Church of Satan, I desire endless knowledge of various kinds of ***idiotic potty language removed*** subjects, including the Lord's Holy ***more potty language removed***. I need to know more, more and more. For I am Naomi the Butthole Fetishist, Retard of the Church of Satan, and Knowledge is unknown to me.

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Default Re: God likes a good fart! - 02-25-2016, 02:47 PM
How immensely strange that my name has turned pink! Pink has always been my favorite color and I am immensely pleased by this. May I inquire as to what prompted this gracious change?

Malachi 2:3
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How immensely strange that my name has turned pink! Pink has always been my favorite color and I am immensely pleased by this. May I inquire as to what prompted this gracious change?
No. Actually, you may not.

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Default Re: God likes a good fart! - 02-22-2018, 07:42 PM
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My wife is very understanding of my high devotion towards following the Holy Book to the word, and therefore she promised to start making me beans with peas more often.

I have to start practicing on getting my "harp" into tune

Thanks for this, yet another, very informative post Brother!

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Good luck YiC! God does want us to be healthy and happy. That's for sure. Not sure if I would glorify our bodily functions though . . . Keep in mind, there is a reason 'waste' is expelled rather than the other way around. God bless
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God does want us to be healthy and happy.
God want's us to suffer to prove we are worthy of being saved.

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Default Re: God likes a good fart! - 02-23-2018, 08:29 AM
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Brother, your Godly understanding of the Bible is impressive, even amongst True Christians™!

I have a question, though, that maybe you'd be able to help me with. All of those verses you've brought up only refer to males refreshing their bowels. Would it be acceptable for a woman to let out a feminine toot once in a while, or do you think this would be considered a usurpation of a masculine activity by a weaker vessel?
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But it's not so. When a tree sways in the wind it's just the air. We sway too, but that's NOT the wind. When harps sing that's just the air but when we play them they're moved by the same thing that moves us. Which is NOT the air. Are gods just air?


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