[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God likes a good fart!

God does want us to be healthy and happy.

God want's us to suffer to prove we are worthy of being saved.

Romans 8:17 "And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together."

[Adam Fag]

Re: God likes a good fart!

Brother, your Godly understanding of the Bible is impressive, even amongst True Christians™!

I have a question, though, that maybe you'd be able to help me with. All of those verses you've brought up only refer to males refreshing their bowels. Would it be acceptable for a woman to let out a feminine toot once in a while, or do you think this would be considered a usurpation of a masculine activity by a weaker vessel?

Our thoughts are not your thoughts and your ways are not our ways, due to words. How we use words is not the same now as it was so long ago when they thought air, wind and breath set us on fire and caused us to move, just like trees moved in the wind and, like us, could play harps.

But it's not so. When a tree sways in the wind it's just the air. We sway too, but that's NOT the wind. When harps sing that's just the air but when we play them they're moved by the same thing that moves us. Which is NOT the air. Are gods just air?