Vampires have been commonplace for thousands of years. While there are many fantasy works such as Bram Stoker's Dracula, the film Dracula, Anne Rice's novels, and now the Twilight books and films, these beings are not just restricted to fantasy and overactive goth imaginations. Vampires are real and on Earth to do Satan's bidding.
The most famous real-life vampire was Vlad the Impaler, the original Count Dracula, who used to impale his victims with long poles (hence his namesake) and drink their blood. Another famous vampire was the lesbian countess Elizabeth d'Bathory of Hungary who killed hundreds of virgin girls and bathed in their blood. But, these vampires didn't just exist in the past. Even today, there are vampire cults springing up everywhere and their numbers are spreading. More people than ever are publicly self-identifying as vampires.
Vampires are people who sell their souls to the Devil in exchange for supernatural powers. They kill people and drink their blood to gain their power. They perform rituals in service to Satan. They are enemies of Christ and must be stopped.
The following is a test/checklist that any concerned True Christian™ can do on a suspected vampire. It is imperative that any concerned parent whose child is dabbling in emo/goth/occult practices to test them to make sure if they have become a vampire or plan on it. You may want to print out this page and carry it around with you for quick reference on identifying suspected vampires.
Score 1 point to all that apply:
0-5. Not a vampire.
6-10. Could possibly be a vampire. Keep an eye out just in case.
11-15. Probably a vampire. Not proven, but it's safe to assume so.
16+. Definitely a vampire.
Please be safe this Helloween season since this is often the time when vampires come out more in public and also get more bold in their activities.
The most famous real-life vampire was Vlad the Impaler, the original Count Dracula, who used to impale his victims with long poles (hence his namesake) and drink their blood. Another famous vampire was the lesbian countess Elizabeth d'Bathory of Hungary who killed hundreds of virgin girls and bathed in their blood. But, these vampires didn't just exist in the past. Even today, there are vampire cults springing up everywhere and their numbers are spreading. More people than ever are publicly self-identifying as vampires.
Vampires are people who sell their souls to the Devil in exchange for supernatural powers. They kill people and drink their blood to gain their power. They perform rituals in service to Satan. They are enemies of Christ and must be stopped.
The following is a test/checklist that any concerned True Christian™ can do on a suspected vampire. It is imperative that any concerned parent whose child is dabbling in emo/goth/occult practices to test them to make sure if they have become a vampire or plan on it. You may want to print out this page and carry it around with you for quick reference on identifying suspected vampires.
Score 1 point to all that apply:
- The person has an interest in vampire art (Anne Rice, Twilight, etc.)
- Has pale, light skin.
- Stays up late at night and sleeps during the day.
- Has an interest in the paranormal and occult.
- Wears all black constantly.
- Has a preoccupation with death.
- Listens to goth/emo/heavy metal music.
- Has an aversion to garlic and doesn't like it on their food.
- Hates Christianity and can't stand crosses being shoved in front of their faces.
- Is deceitful.
- Has many sexual relations.
- The opposite sex finds the person "charming".
- Eats meat rather voraciously.
- The person plays electric guitar.
- Afraid of fire.
- Is Bisexual or Homosexual.
- Has liberal/democrat political viewpoints.
- Watches horror films.
- Cuts themselves (to drink their own blood).
- Involves themselves in role-playing/cosplay, or other bizarre activities.
- Has sharp teeth.
- Doesn't like sunlight and stays indoors during the day.
- Professes a "psychic" power of some sort.
- Is pagan/satanic.
- Greatly enjoys cats as pets.
- Favorite numbers are either 666 or 13.
- Tendency to being a social outcast.
- Doesn't seem to age; looks youthful for their age.
- Wears heavy makeup (both men and women).
- Publicly self-identifies as a vampire [Worth 10 points]
0-5. Not a vampire.
6-10. Could possibly be a vampire. Keep an eye out just in case.
11-15. Probably a vampire. Not proven, but it's safe to assume so.
16+. Definitely a vampire.
Please be safe this Helloween season since this is often the time when vampires come out more in public and also get more bold in their activities.
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