Elderly God Hating Nun Sentenced to 35 Months in Federal Prison!

[Witch Hammer]

Another slam dunk by Jesus!

All the shanking, shiving and sodomy will be but a dim foreshadowing of the reception she will recieve in hell.

The 84 year old strumpet apparently sauntered into a uranium processing plant, defaced it with human blood, and likely purged her bowels on the floor...possibly involuntarily.

Now what this silly whore and her accomplices don't understand is that God WANTS us to utterly destroy all our enemies in one fell swoop (Micah 5:9), and how are we supposed to do this without nukes?

And if she has environmental concerns about uranium processing or nuclear war...she shouldn't. Even a catlick nun should know that Jesus will be coming soon to scorch the face of the earth with a holy fire that will make even an all-out nuclear holocaust seem like a day in the park. 2 Peter 3:10

PRAISE!!

[KateSanders]

Re: Elderly God Hating Nun Sentenced to 35 Months in Federal Prison!

Thinking about when God will come and end our enemies always bring a smiles to my face. Praise Christ!

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Elderly God Hating Nun Sentenced to 35 Months in Federal Prison!

"Please have no leniency on me," she said. "To remain in prison for the rest of my life would be the greatest honor you could give me."

So she wants to be made a martyr. Lord, help us. She probably wants to be made a saint, if the truth be known. Personally, I think she's gone insane, after an unnatural life of celibacy and not bearing children.
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; land thy desire shall be * to thy husband, and he shall mrule over thee.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Elderly God Hating Nun Sentenced to 35 Months in Federal Prison!

Personally, I think she's gone insane, after an unnatural life of celibacy.

Fit to be hog-tied for sure...but I firmly believe that most, if not all, nuns take advantage of the fact that the Bible doesn't specifically reference the use of insanely large, suction-cup mounted, black rubberized vibrating dongs; they probably believe that since no seed is expelled during the course of their hyper-frenetic plungings, that they are not subject to Onan's curse.

They think they've found a loophole which will allow them to delve ever deeper into their dark, twisted, self-abusive fantasy realm without repercussion from Above. But hell awaits them, nevertheless.

Sigh....
I could fill a book with my musings on the Naughty Nun Phenomenon...and God willing, some day I will!

[Mrs. Isaac Peters]

Re: Elderly God Hating Nun Sentenced to 35 Months in Federal Prison!

I could fill a book with my musings on the Naughty Nun Phenomenon...and God willing, some day I will!

You'd be doing True Christians™ a big service by writing it, dear. As an ex-catlicker, I spend a good deal of time in my prayer closet, reflecting on the sordid things that I'm sure nuns do because they haven't followed God's plan and found Godly True Christian™ men to whom to submit, and praying for their salvation.

[John Allen]

Re: Elderly God Hating Nun Sentenced to 35 Months in Federal Prison!

This is terrible! How dare she? She should have received a greater punishment! She is going against the will of God!