Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Promise Enforcers - Men Only!
Reload this Page Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adventure
Promise Enforcers - Men Only! We make Promise Keepers look like homers! No homosexuals or women allowed!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#21)
Old
MuhammadDurka's Avatar
MuhammadDurka MuhammadDurka is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 13
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: On The Way To Hell
MuhammadDurka is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.MuhammadDurka is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven - 01-10-2011, 05:38 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
So, over this past weekend, I went to the infamous sinful hellhole Las Vegas. Now, I don't usually like to go to Vegas in September, because of the dreadful desert heatwaves, but a buddy of mine (Rev. Tom Grier) invited me for some golf tournament to help raise money for some Republican tea party congressional candidates, so how could I say no?

So after a long sweaty day of swinging nine-irons, I thought I could refresh and do some of the Lord's work by hanging out at the new, chic club called Jet which they have at the Mirage and do some missionary work on some of the young, unsaved ladies there.

You wouldn't believe how disgusted I was. All these young women, aged 18-24, moving their bodies on the dance floor, slurping cocktails like they were a stranded castaway in a desert, doing lurid, horrible lesbian acts with one another in public. I almost puked. I admit, probably the only thing worse than all these sinful, abominable acts was the fact that the club did not feature my favorite Scotch. Yes, I realize it's rather hard to get their hands on an $18,000 Scotch, but this is my preferred drink! How can I enjoy an evening without taking in the subtle flavors and idiosyncratic poignancies of a drink which is truly an artform?

So, I had to settle for a 30-year old Glenfidditch. Which is a great Scotch, don't get me wrong, but a man of my caliber deserves the best and they simply did not deliver. Will I be coming back? Eh, time will tell.

Anyways, after getting through half the bottle and some Biblical debate with my fine pastor friends, we hit the dance floor, in search of some young, unsaved hussy to save. My goal that night was to bring as many women as I possibly could to my private hotel suite on the top floor of the Mirage, and make them get down on their knees before me and accept Jesus Christ as their savior.

And boy howdy, did I meet them. In the photo below (at the bottom of the page), you can see four young ladies and I managed to get every single one of them up into my suite later that evening for some testimony and Gospel-sharing. PRAISE JESUS!

On the far left is Shannon. She is 22 and a cocktail waitress at the MGM grand. She grew up Catholic, but all night I pounded into her why Catholics are Satanists, and that she needs to become a born-again Christian.

The second one on the left is Allyson. She grew up Mormon and you had no idea how much I had to convince her that her religion was complete bull. I had this woman open-wide to receive the TRUTH that Jesus Christ alone is her savior! Shout GLORY!

Then the one to my right, the one whispering in my ear. Her name was Danica, and she was 30. A bit old, but never too old to receive the Good News into her, you know? I orally testified to her all night about how the Lord saved me, and she dropped to her knees, wet tears running all down her face on how she was a sinner and needed Christ in her badly. I helped put Christ into her. She needed it.

Finally, the girl on the far right, I forget her name, but it's not important. All I know is she came up to my suite for a quick 15-minute Gospel spiel then went down to her place. She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?

THE PICTURE BELOW WHICH I REFERENCED...
pridef, sick perverted faggot. Lol you are a hypocrite, honestly. What is your problem? Lol treat your body like a temple you cowar, and you are commitjng adultery. Jesus would bitxhslap you. You are lucky thr people of this site are brainwashed, if anyone of relifious stature were there you would be shown as the fraud you are. Now please call me unsaved trash, tell.me i burn in hell, and yatta yatta. Because.nothing is going to jappen to me. Also, you look like a peddo. Best way to get what you want is to use god.for your own.agenda. see you in hell
Reply With Quote
(#22)
Old
Brother Scott's Avatar
Brother Scott Brother Scott is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture TC Bravery Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life

 
Posts: 393
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: New to Freehold
Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.Brother Scott has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven - 01-10-2011, 07:59 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MuhammadDurka View Post
pridef, sick perverted faggot. Lol you are a hypocrite, honestly. What is your problem? Lol treat your body like a temple you cowar, and you are commitjng adultery. Jesus would bitxhslap you. You are lucky thr people of this site are brainwashed, if anyone of relifious stature were there you would be shown as the fraud you are. Now please call me unsaved trash, tell.me i burn in hell, and yatta yatta. Because.nothing is going to jappen to me. Also, you look like a peddo. Best way to get what you want is to use god.for your own.agenda. see you in hell
How dare you sir?!?!?!? HOW DARE YOU!?!?!


Judging by your heathen name, I can only assume that your only idea of a physical relationship with what you would consider one of your "wives" would involve three goats and some rocks, so who are you to judge an honorable man of God spreading the word of the one true God when all you know is the so called of some pedophile camel jockey who was lusting after 8 year old girls!!?!

In order to convert the sinful, you must go to where the sinners reside.


And I also must ask..............do they not have spell check in Moose Phlegm countries? Or is that also something your so called "holy book" condemns? You know........along with eating pork, the use of toilet paper and regular bathing.


Not to mention, do you really think it's fair for you to accuse ANYONE of being brainwashed when you appear to belong to a heathen cult that promises 72 pieces of virgin livestock if you fly a plane into a building? What your pedophile pagan manual does NOT tell you is that you will spend eternity being sodomized by virgin goats that will hopefully force you to consume bacon. In other words, us True Christians are absolutely correct in telling that Hell awaits you and your camel!


We would rather you pagan rock worshipers just said "thank you" for America's efforts in sending in our military and our extensive use of firearms and bombs to show you the error of your ways and hopefully turn you to Christ and give you the gift of Democracy. How can you be so ungrateful?





[Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

With their husbands permission of course
Reply With Quote
(#23)
Old
bible-belt-boy's Avatar
bible-belt-boy bible-belt-boy is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
 
Posts: 8
Join Date: Jan 2011
bible-belt-boy is fearful, unbelieving, a liar, a whoremonger, and abominable. Has a place in the Lake of Fire secured.
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven - 01-10-2011, 12:22 PM

wow. first thing the website has spell check built in the code so it doesn't matter where you are. the only problem is that the website is a piece of shit.

and in the first place. you are a preacher decon or whatever. the op. the first guy to make this thread. you went to vegas and played in a golf turnament? not very holylike is to go to sin city.

and then you complain about them not having you scotch. so is that how you spend all the money that people donate to you and your church?? dude...ur set. you have this cult following here and they believe that you danced with those chicks then took them to your room and piffleed them because you were trying to bring jesus into theyre lives. that makes no sense at all.

and plus that pic u have theyre that you are referencing
I HAVE MORE PICS OF YOU REV. JIM! YOU'VE BEEN A SINNER!!!
[IMG]file:///C:/Users/John/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/John/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/John/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Users/John/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-3.png[/IMG]
Reply With Quote
(#24)
Old
Wide-Open's Avatar
Wide-Open Wide-Open is offline
Director of European Evangelical Outreach
A Shining Example of Christ's Love
Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College True Christian™ Real American™ Christian Love Tithing Manager Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus TC Bravery Mission to Australia Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Nerd True Christian Hotrodder Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Senior Pastor Teabag Patriot Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Republican Ex-eurotrash Touched by Jesus Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 18,677
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: A frictional country
Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Wide-Open will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven - 01-10-2011, 12:56 PM

Linking to your hard drive doesn't work John.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
Reply With Quote
(#25)
Old
Bible Student's Avatar
Bible Student Bible Student is offline
Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
With Jesus now.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Tell her once Real American™ Christian Love TC Bravery One Year/1000 posts Gold Tither Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork

 
Posts: 2,474
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Miniscule Ohio town about which nobody heard
Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.Bible Student is veritably a saint destined for a place in Heaven near Jesus' right hand.
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven - 01-10-2011, 04:53 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MuhammadDurka View Post
pridef, sick perverted faggot. Lol you are a hypocrite, honestly. What is your problem? Lol treat your body like a temple you cowar, and you are commitjng adultery. Jesus would bitxhslap you. You are lucky thr people of this site are brainwashed, if anyone of relifious stature were there you would be shown as the fraud you are. Now please call me unsaved trash, tell.me i burn in hell, and yatta yatta. Because.nothing is going to jappen to me. Also, you look like a peddo. Best way to get what you want is to use god.for your own.agenda. see you in hell
Hey Potty Mouth! Watch your tongue when addressing a True Christian™ most especially when addressing a highly revered person like Rev. Jim. Have you no shame?

You should immediately run to your nearest drug store and purchase a bar of Fels-Naptha soap and wash your mouth out with it, rinse, and repeat three times.


YiJC, BS

II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
Reply With Quote
(#26)
Old
Brother Temperance's Avatar
Brother Temperance Brother Temperance is offline
Senior Usher
True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
A very nice young man
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ Real American™ Long service medal, 2nd class Christian Love Saved 5 Years The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking True Heterosexual™ Ex-Christ-Killer Public Awareness Medal Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture Super Soaker Baptism Award True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus TC Bravery Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork Ex-Brit True Republican Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 15,647
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South Yorkshire, hotbed of sin
Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Brother Temperance will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adven - 01-11-2011, 01:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by MuhammadDurka View Post
pridef, sick perverted faggot... Also, you look like a peddo.
Friend, I can state with 100% honesty that there has never been any suggestion that Reverend Jim has ever behaved inappropriately with either men or young children.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
Reply With Quote
(#27)
Old
whiterules46's Avatar
whiterules46 whiterules46 is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 31
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: Long Island, New York
whiterules46 is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Rev. Jim: Saving Young Whores One Body at a Time: Vegas Adventure - 12-26-2016, 05:10 PM

"She'll probably burn in Hell, but who gives a crap at this point?"- Rev Jim Osborne

I like your way of thinking Reverend... You are a very honest man and you speak well.


Proverbs 1:6
To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.


James Bianco
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
nevada, rev. jim osborne, saving young sinning women, true christian ministry

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2023, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved