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  • Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

    Some people have said that anal sex between consenting adults is a "victim less crime". Nothing could be further from the truth. The victim is God. Let me explain.

    Imagine you're on a perverted site like chat roulette. Where perverts go to have gay hookups and openly display their tallywacker for the world to see. Imagine you're a moderator or an administrator on that site. You have the the job of deciding who to allow on the site and who to ban. Someone sends you a report. You can't just ignore it, you have to open it up, read it, and have your eyes assaulted by tallywackers in order to make a decision. People who go on sites like chat roulette and post wangs are FORCING the site's administrators to watch them.

    I think we can all agree that God's immaculate conception of Mary proves that God is indeed is a straight God that would hate to watch any sort of perversion.

    Because God sees and knows all Psalm 147:5, and he sees all Job 28:24 that means he knows about what people do in their bedrooms. Specifically, He knows when they're having filthy, repulsive anal sex. Now, imagine how God feels. He is the ultimate judge, so in order to be fair in responsible he has to take EVERYTHING into consideration. Meaning, he has to watch homosexuals insert their perverted tallywackers into each other.

    Homosexuals know this and yet they still do it, they probably get off on the idea of Jesus watching them insert their tallywackers into each other's hineys, wearing the crevasse's of each other's hineys as masks, and spitting out Jesus's loving blood in favor of another man's tallywacker secretion.

    They delight in forcing Jesus to endure their perversion day after day. Can you imagine what a place like Sodom and Gomorrah did to God? Day in and day out, penis's and perversion everywhere. Finally, he wipes Sodom and Gomorrah off the face of the earth allowing him to have peace once again. Can you imagine the relief God must have felt?

    Now, homosexuals and their radical agenda want to bring that sort of perversion back onto God again! Can you imagine how much God has to contain Himself to protect His favorite nation? Can you imagine how horrible it must be for him to live day in and day out? He is also so loving that he doesn't even want to shatter our free will by selectively killing off just the gay people, and he even wants to kindly give them a chance to repent from their wicket ways despite how terrible they are to Him.

    How much longer can God contain Himself? Can you imagine the relief He must get every time He sends another natural disaster? Can you imagine how much anxious he must be to wipe us all off the face of the Earth, and how much he is constraining Himself out of his pure and undying love for us?


    It would be like a human with fire ants all over him, but he is just sitting there and not trying to get them off for fear of killing off the few good ants.

    Every homosexual is not just putting themselves at a greater risk of hellfire, but they are endangering us as well just from being in proximity too them! We need to either kill them now or put them off into some secluded group so God can wipe them out with one stroke.

    Jail might be okay, provided they are completely placed in solitary confinement, and/or they have their tallywackers removed/, but knowing how crafty they are they will probably find a way to continue to masturbate and perform other sexually perverted acts on themselves and anger God. This is why homosexuals need to be put to death!
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    Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

    What is this chat roulette you speak of? It sounds horrible! Can you give me the address, please? I feel I should bring myself up to speed regarding this latest vector by which sin is disseminated.
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      Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      What is this chat roulette you speak of? It sounds horrible! Can you give me the address, please? I feel I should bring myself up to speed regarding this latest vector by which sin is disseminated.
      Or ask your local Methodist priestess..

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      • #4
        Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

        Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post

        How much longer can God contain Himself? Can you imagine the relief He must get every time He sends another natural disaster? Can you imagine how much anxious he must be to wipe us all off the face of the Earth, and how much he is constraining Himself out of his pure and undying love for us?
        Thank you for alerting us to this, although this is most disturbing.

        I think we'll see God's wrath in the VERY NEAR future:

        Mark 9:1 And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power.

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          Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

          Originally posted by Prayer Warrior View Post
          Some people have said that anal sex between consenting adults is a "victim less crime". Nothing could be further from the truth. The victim is God.
          Exactly, Brother. The concept of "victimless crime" has no support in Scripture. Every sin is an offense against Almighty God, or He wouldn't have made it a sin. Every sin defies the whole purpose for which humanity was created, which is to please God by fearing Him and keeping His commandments:

          [Ecclesiastes 12:13 KJV] 13 Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this [is] the whole [duty] of man.

          [Revelation 4:11 KJV] 11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.
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          • #6
            Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

            Sodomy is far from a "victimless crime". Besides its main victim, God, how do those perverts think I feel when walking down the streets of Des Moines seeing a happy, smiling, "married" gay couple holding hands, knowing what they are about to do later the same day to eachothers in their bedroom? How do they think that I and all other Christians feel about that? I can tell you that personally as a True Christian™ it makes me feel physically ill when I think of what they are doing with eachothers anuses.

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            • #7
              Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              Sodomy is far from a "victimless crime". Besides its main victim, God, how do those perverts think I feel when walking down the streets of Des Moines seeing a happy, smiling, "married" gay couple holding hands, knowing what they are about to do later the same day to eachothers in their bedroom?

              I think we should require all homers to have tattooed on their butts, Jesus is watching you do this.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #8
                Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                I have a theory that not only does Jesus have to watch each cornholing individually as it occurs, but that His omnipresence also forces him to witness all acts of sodomy, at all points in space and time at once! It is no wonder that He weeps...

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                  Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!


                  Context: Lazarus was dead. Dead as a door-nail, although I'd have thought that a coffin-nail was the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade, nevertheless God makes it quite plain what death really means. Would Jesus obsess over mere death knowing that come the resurrection He and His friend would be reunited? And although a sister might lament her brother's passing as is recorded here, another factor is included. The aroma of putrefaction. Jesus wept.

                  He knew what was about to happen. Down to the tomb, rolling away the stone, the fug would be beyond belief. Priests are an archetype here, delighting in death and the opportunity for a fillip to their coffers.
                  There is no such thing as a Christian priest as vatican corpse worship demonstrates. The anus is the symbol of death. Those of us who hung around Northern European or Canadian seaports prior to Salvation know this full well. Jesus knew this too. But Lazarus was revived! Unlike at so-called "adult" themed nightclubs where donning colour-coded lingerie invites anonymous hanky-panky on the basis of genderspecific- or nonspecific- or anyothervarietyof- debauchery involving anuses or.. really can you imagine the fug in such an establishment? This is the little death Lazarus experienced. The olfactory dimension is included in John's account for a reason, in unique conjunction with Jesus tears, knowing that in these last days the disregard for putrefaction, excrement and death would re-emerge for perverts everywhere.

                  The sexualisation of fæces and putrefaction was all within His ken when He wept that day. Jesus does not accept the anus as a path to righteousness any more than He accepts the stench of the grave (unlike the vatican, click image for more information). It is explicitly mentioned for a reason and every anal fixation reminds Him of Lazarus reeking in that tomb with no apology and condemns each and every participant whether homo- or ano-erotically fixated to


                  HELL FOREVER.


                  Jesus is the answer.


                  And after death the judgement.


                  He will not appear on His return as He did the first time.
                  Clearly heretics advocate death and compulsive disorders where Jesus Declares Life.






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                  • #10
                    Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    What is this chat roulette you speak of? It sounds horrible! Can you give me the address, please? I feel I should bring myself up to speed regarding this latest vector by which sin is disseminated.
                    Ah, it's not that bad. Sometimes.

                    I tried it out last year and ended up speaking to the nicest young Christian couple. We got onto the subject of Africa and I told them that we were wasting our time there. I said we should just leave them to rape and kill each other (not necessarily in that order). Anyway, the girl kept using the n-word to describe the poor things. Me and her husband were in agreement that there was no cause for such racism so every time she said it, he'd briefly take her out of view of the web camera and give her a little smack. Well, the girl was a bit of a slow learner, bless her. After this happened several times, I just said "look, we're all friends here". That put them at ease. I think they had the impression that their relationship dynamic was wrong or deviant. That's the liberal media for you, I suppose.

                    Anyway, I spoke to them for several hours before the wife went to bed complaining about a headache or dizziness or something. Maybe the intellectual calibre of the conversation was just too much for her. He looked a little annoyed by the sudden departure and then he said he had to go take care of her. That was the end of that. Like I said, really lovely couple.

                    Give it a try!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                      Originally posted by Elijah Mee, PhD View Post
                      Ah, it's not that bad. Sometimes.

                      I tried it out last year and ended up speaking to the nicest young Christian couple. We got onto the subject of Africa and I told them that we were wasting our time there. I said we should just leave them to rape and kill each other (not necessarily in that order). Anyway, the girl kept using the n-word to describe the poor things. Me and her husband were in agreement that there was no cause for such racism so every time she said it, he'd briefly take her out of view of the web camera and give her a little smack. Well, the girl was a bit of a slow learner, bless her. After this happened several times, I just said "look, we're all friends here". That put them at ease. I think they had the impression that their relationship dynamic was wrong or deviant. That's the liberal media for you, I suppose.

                      Anyway, I spoke to them for several hours before the wife went to bed complaining about a headache or dizziness or something. Maybe the intellectual calibre of the conversation was just too much for her. He looked a little annoyed by the sudden departure and then he said he had to go take care of her. That was the end of that. Like I said, really lovely couple.

                      Give it a try!
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                      • #12
                        Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                        Hey there Prayer Warrior!!!!
                        It seems pretty obvious with what you say that you dream of tallywackers all night long and would love to have a couple at the moment . For someone to rant on and on about the "evils" of anal sex, it would appear that you would like to participate in tallywacking in all its glory until you crash and burn of a little 'ol heart attack!! It's ok to be gay. The more you preach how awful it is just shows an intelligent reader how badly you will enjoy tallywacking yourself!! But I'll bet you have already participated in the act yourself. And if your words are anything to go by....YOU LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                          Originally posted by LovemyBible View Post
                          tl;dr
                          Gay boy, how about you mince over to the Introduction section, create a thread, and tell us how you came to find God.

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                            Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                            Originally Posted by LovemyBible
                            It seems pretty obvious with what you say that you dream of tallywackers all night long and would love to have a couple at the moment . For someone to rant on and on about the "evils" of anal sex, it would appear that you would like to participate in tallywacking in all its glory until you crash and burn of a little 'ol heart attack!! It's ok to be gay. The more you preach how awful it is just shows an intelligent reader how badly you will enjoy tallywacking yourself!! But I'll bet you have already participated in the act yourself. And if your words are anything to go by....YOU LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            And with your Bible love no doubt you'll be able to cite the Bible reference to support your claim..?

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                              Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                              Originally posted by LovemyBible View Post
                              Hey there Prayer Warrior!!!!
                              It seems pretty obvious with what you say that you dream of tallywackers all night long and would love to have a couple at the moment .

                              Shame on you for not taking this issue, forcing Jesus to watch anal sex, seriously. All of us have a responsibility to serve Jesus and what he is seeing will not be good for any of us, but especially you.

                              It's time for you to step up and help all of us stop anal sex.
                              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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