[Proud Faroese]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Here you go:

Who Cares How Animals Feel by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011

When God created the world
it was for the sole end of man
woman was just an helpmeet
and animals were made for him to eat

Genesis establishes dominion
of man over natural things
it was only because of Eve's sin
that bears fight back and bumblebees sting

veganism is just a blasphemy
inspired by the hatred of Jesus
the burning of animals is pleasant to His nose
and their welfare is meaningless

so let the Eskimos have their way
with dolphins, whales, and baby seals
there's not much else to do in Canada
and who cares how animals feel

Thank you very much! God bless! Here is a song you could make a cover version on:

A man should call the toss
Wear the pants, and be the boss
A man should be the drink
For his own damn sake
And men should the misters
And the masters of their sisters
A man should be the reason
For a heart to break
A man should cut the lawn
Change the tire, mend the worn
A man should never wait
To oil a rusting gate
Men should hold the key positions
In our country's great traditions
A man should put the food
Upon the family plate
So, be moral
Don't quarrel
Fair and square is best
Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
If you wear hair on your chest
So always remember to follow the rules
Box clever
And jocks never
Hock another jock's tools
A man should wax a car
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
A man should like his brow
To be wet with sweat
Men should know the right occasions
To indulge in tax evasions
A man should know the settings
That his spark plugs get
Faggots are maggots
Thank God I'm a man

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

BRAVOOOO BRAVOOOOOO!


I'd like to request "Why Women have no Souls" and "Negroes, Pie Stealing Thiefs"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

BRAVOOOO BRAVOOOOOO!


I'd like to request "Why Women have no Souls" and "Negroes, Pie Stealing Thiefs"

How about two in one?

Women Have No Souls by Billy Bob Jenkins

women have no souls
they're deus ex machina
they're just breasts and buttocks
and legs and vagina

women have no souls
just holes with reproductive roles

women have no souls
they are just automatons
they don't understand
the sinfulness of tampons

women have no souls
just holes with reproductive roles

women have no souls
just like a kitchen appliance
no power for abstract ideas
like creation science

women have no souls
just holes with reproductive roles

women have no souls
much like an automobile
neither do jigaboos
or the pineapple pies that they steal

women have no souls
just holes with reproductive roles...

[HTannor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Brother Billy Bob, I have contacted my operatives in New York and instructed them to hand-deliver your videos to the people in charge of Grammy Awards.

I predict a pleasant surprise for you next year and that little homo, Justin Beaver, going home in tears looking for the first available bung hole to console himself.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Brother Billy Bob, I have contacted my operatives in New York and instructed them to hand-deliver your videos to the people in charge of Grammy Awards.

I predict a pleasant surprise for you next year and that little homo, Justin Beaver, going home in tears looking for the first available bung hole to console himself.

Perhaps then I will finally be able to graduate from parking lot tither to something more suitable for a man of my strong faith. The trophy of course will have to go to Jesus.

[HTannor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Perhaps then I will finally be able to graduate from parking lot tither to something more suitable for a man of my strong faith. The trophy of course will have to go to Jesus.

I would never deny the trophy to Jesus.


(Do they make a smaller one? Kind of a companion piece? It would look nice on the backboard of my bench.)

[monkelinx]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Praise you for finally giving me a reason to use the music-feature on my cellphone.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Brother Billy I run all of your great works on a continuous loop

Praise Jesus!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Lyrics:

There once was a man with four fingers on his hand
the Lord had made a freak
his mortal cage was filled with rage
vengeance he would seek

his mother was a whore and his father was poor
he was a bastard son
of Jesus Christ he said nothing nice
of sodomy he said "it's fun"

so he went to California where the people are horny
and he began to sodomize
he raped little sluts in their faces and their butts
and sometimes he raped them twice

he spit on the flag and he marched with the fags
he voted democrat
he worshiped the pope and he smoked lots of dope
when they stood for the pledge, he sat

He mocked George Bush and had sex in the tush
he worshiped chimpanzees
he read God is Not Great, and it made him masturbate
so God smited him with disease

There was blood in his cough, and his genitals fell off
his flesh had a gangrenous smell
he died in great pain, cursing God's name
yes he died, and he went straight to Hell

What an animal - that man can't be considered "human" can he? Your songs are a lesson to us all Mr Jenkins.


EDIT:
Not that we need any lessons in anoeroticism

EDIT2: - this post isn't coming out right

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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What an animal - that man can't be considered "human" can he?

You needn't worry your pretty head; he is unreal.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Atheists Know There's A God by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011

Lyrics:

Atheists know there's a God
they just need an excuse to sin
though they rape the baby Jesus
the King of Kings will always win

atheists know there's a God
they just need an excuse to kill
though they heil to their Hitler
Jesus wins and always will

atheists know there's a God
but they reject His forgiveness
Satan makes them hate themselves
and play with eachother's penises

atheists know there's a God
but they're too hungover on Sunday
they snort the weed and shoot the coke
and often choose to be gay

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

SHOUT GLORY, these songs are moving my heart! It's such a pleasant surprise to hear the power of music harnessed and used as a force for good!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Lyrics:

Atheists know there's a God
© Billy Bob Jenkins 2011

Another inspiring song Mr Jenkins.

Here's a quote I happened across

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins

Your music is undoubtedly divinely inspired, Brother Billy Bob!

How about a song dedicated to all hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), the unforgiving (Mark 11:26), homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), fornicators, wicked, covetous, the malicious, envious, murderers, deceitful (Romans 1:29), backbiters, haters of god, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), covenant breakers, unmerciful, implacable (Romans 1:31), the unrighteous, idolaters, adulterers, the effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), thieves, drunkards, reviler, extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), the fearful, unbelieving, abominable, whoremongers, sorcerers and liars (Revelation 21:8)?

I’d suggest a title God's Gonna Cut You Down (with the forester’s axe)

[Humongous]

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well, that's some real fine guit-fiddlin' brother billbbob!
My daddy (RIP) once had an electric guit-fiddle and a big ol box what made it real loud? he got them at the pawn shop with gramma's (RIP) weddin ring. Daddy had to dig up grammas grave to get that ring, on account she insisted on bein buried with it. daddy promised he'd buy the ring back once his songs was on the m-tv? he said he was gonna play some rock and roll songs like Leonard Skimmer, who ever he is. trouble is, when his band come over to practice, they'd just sit around huff Raid, and drink Pine Sol. they aint never even played no shows! Daddy got into a big fight with the drummer one day and stabbed him in the eye with a back scratcher, and the band broke up. daddy started usin the electric guit-fiddle to catch catfish. He would plug it in to the electrical socket, then throw it in the bog. Dem catfish would just float to the surface all dead like. that guit-fiddle sure helped us eat nice that week, but daddy aint never got grammas ring back.