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Default Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-04-2010, 05:36 PM

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I came home to find Mrs. Porter giftwrapping this abomination for some friend's brat that I don't even know. Knowing she purchased an item without my prior approval, she turned beet-red and sat down with her head in her hands. "It's just a children's book, dear." Uh huh, let's have a look.

Well, right off the bat this is unGodly. Not only is there no mention of God, Jesus or the Holy Bible on the cover, but "Horton Hears A Who"?? What kind of nonsense is this if an author can't even structure a book's title correctly?

The KJV1611 is quite clear in the primary responsibility of any author. Obviously, this writer hates God as surely as if he had relieved himself in our Church.



Then the elephant. I've never seen a homosexual pachyderm, but this certainly must be one. The false eyelashes, the gay toupee and the sissy smile is simply revolting. Made me think that my Ruger No.1 in .458 Win Mag needs cleaning soon.

I confiscated the book and used the Google to research this "Dr. Seuss". Turns out this little man is a fraud. He never earned a PHD (and certainly not an MD) yet presents himself as a "Doctor". Something no Christian man would do. Even our beloved Kent Hovind put in the academic effort to earn his doctorate and respected title.
This one goes on the bonfire next Sunday.
Sadly, Horton Hears A Who(re) is by no means the worst atrocity the Seuss beast unleashed upon God's green earth. Worse still are the Lorax:

As you can see, the Lorax is effectively a recruitment text for the Earth Liberation Front, the biggest terrorist threat in the entire world.
And that's not all:
The Butter Battle Book was actually banned from libraries for being a piece of Communistic propaganda that tried to portray the US and the Soviet Union as identical and deny our God-given right to deploy the Bitsy Big-Boy Boomeroo.

Censored, and rightly so.
And that's before I even mention his "Pocket Book of Boners".

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I thought this was an anti-abortion book? Isn't that what "a person is a person no matter how small" means?
Think again. It's actually about how we should listen to the Japs, even though they're small and yellow. I know, sickening.
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Thank you for your True Christian opinion. It is noted and subsequently discarded.

So, I see you didn't answer my original question: what if we started burning the KJV Bible? How would THAT feel?
You're not very clever, are you? The point of burning books is because they're not Christian. The King James Bible is very Christian indeed, so you don't need to burn it. Do try to keep up, dear.


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Default Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-05-2010, 08:21 PM

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Can we just burn all of Shakespeare? He was a homosexual. He can't possibly be of any use for anyone to read.
What are you talking about?? Shakespeare is one of my favourite writers!! And I love Bram Stoker, Anne Rica, and Stephenie Meyer, as well! And I bet you think that Jane Austen is burning in Hell, too, but she's not! She's just dead, like William and Bram are! Their books are fantastic. Now, I wouldn't go as far as saying that the Bible should be burned because I'm Atheist, because I don't think so. I respect that you love your bible, and I hope that you respect that I don't. I . Like. Shakespeare. And I LOVE Romeo and Juliet. And I LOVE vampire novels, both Bram's, Stephenie's, Anne's and Kristin and P.C. Cast's versions of them. And I took your little *Vampire test*, and I believe I'm a vampire, according to that.
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Default Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-05-2010, 08:56 PM

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Thank you for your True Christian opinion. It is noted and subsequently discarded.

So, I see you didn't answer my original question: what if we started burning the KJV Bible? How would THAT feel?
I guess it would feel hot. In the neighborhood of 451 degrees Fahrenheit.

I can't imagine why you would want to burn the Bible, but it's just a book. Paper and ink, nothing sacred about it. There are quite literally billions of copies.

We're not like Muslims, who want to kill someone for burning a Queeran.

Knock yourself out. Just be prepared to explain your actions to God.



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Default Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-05-2010, 11:25 PM

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I'm Atheist…I respect that you love your bible, and I hope that you respect that I don't.
Why should we respect a child torturer?

This is what Jesus told us:

REVELATION 22 ©1611
13 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first & the last.
14 Blessed are they that do his commandements, that they may haue right to the tree of life, and may enter in thorow the gates into the citie.
15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoeuer loueth and maketh a lie.
16 I Iesus haue sent mine Angel, to testifie vnto you these things in the Churches. I am the roote and the offspring of Dauid, and the bright and morning starre.
17 And the Spirit and the Bride say, Come. And let him that heareth, say, Come. And let him that is a thirst, come. And whosoeuer will, let him take the water of life freely.
18 For I testifie vnto euery man that heareth the wordes of the prophesie of this booke, If any man shal adde vnto these things, God shall adde vnto him the plagues, that are written in this booke.
19 And if any man shall take away from the wordes of the booke of this prophesie, God shal take away his part out of the booke of life, and out of the holy citie, and from the things which are written in this booke.

People who are addicted to opiod alalgesics always try to pretend that their disgusting vice is "normal" by offering some to their "friends" who in turn become addicted, too. Of course they are not really friends, and they are not really sharing. They are teaching all whom they survey how to become addicts.

I CORINTHIANS 5:13 ©1611
But them that are without, God iudgeth. Therefore put away from among your selues that wicked person.

Just like the frequenter of opium dens ot the injecting heroin addict you seek to ensnare innicent youth into your deluded belief system, brainwashing them with weasel words and artificial rewards.

We do not think that children should be taken advantage of in that way because we know what their true reward will be. We know that because God has told us. He has told us because He loves us.


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41 The Sonne of man shall send forth his Angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdome all things that offend, and them which doe iniquitie:
42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wayling and gnashing of teeth.

When you promote your secular agenda in schools you are grooming children for torture. The torture lasts for ever.

DANIEL 12 ©1611
1 And at that time shall Michael stand vp, the great Prince which standeth for the children of thy people, and there shalbe a time of trouble, such as neuer was since there was a nation, euen to that same time: and at that time thy people shalbe deliuered, euery one that shalbe found written in the booke.
2 And many of them that sleepe in the dust of the earth shall awake, some to euerlasting life, and some to shame and euerlasting contempt.

REVELATION 14:11a ©1611 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth vp for euer and euer. And they haue no rest day nor night..

That is what is in store for the children you deceive. That is why we do not respect you. You want children to be tortured. We want to save them. Jesus knew how bad that torture would be. This is what he said about it:

MARK 9 ©1611
42 And whosoeuer shall offend one of these litle ones that beleeue in me, it is better for him, that a milstone were hanged about his necke, and he were cast into the Sea.
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: It is better for thee to enter into life maimed, then hauing two hands, to goe into hell, into the fire that neuer shall be quenched:
44 Where their worme dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
45 And if thy foote offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, then hauing two feete, to be cast into hell, into the fire that neuer shall be quenched:
46 Where their worme dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, then hauing two eyes, to be cast into helfire:
48 Where their worme dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
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Default Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-06-2010, 03:50 AM

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MARK 9 ©1611
42 And whosoeuer shall offend one of these litle ones that beleeue in me, it is better for him, that a milstone were hanged about his necke, and he were cast into the Sea.
43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: It is better for thee to enter into life maimed, then hauing two hands, to goe into hell, into the fire that neuer shall be quenched:
44 Where their worme dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
45 And if thy foote offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, then hauing two feete, to be cast into hell, into the fire that neuer shall be quenched:
46 Where their worme dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
47 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, then hauing two eyes, to be cast into helfire:
48 Where their worme dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
It appears that the book of Mark instructs us to intentionally maim ourselves. I have three letters: E M O
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It appears that the book of Mark instructs us to intentionally maim ourselves. I have three letters: E M O
Euen as the Lord commanded Moses, so did the daughters of Zelophehad. Numbers 36:10 ©1611
Even Zelophehad's daughters knew better than to twist God's word, and were obedient to His law, HERE & HERE ff

Mine eyes doe faile with teares: my bowels are troubled: my liuer is powred vpon the earth, for the destruction of the daughter of my people, because the children and the sucklings swoone in the streets of the citie. Lamentations 2:11 ©1611
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Default Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-06-2010, 06:28 AM

May I suggest a series of books that should be collected and burned?

As a child, I was introduced to the Trixie Belden mysteries. At the time, they seemed harmless enough, but I have since come to compare them against the light of the great Truth of the Bible.

Trixie Belden is a 13 year old girl who prefers blue jeans to skirts. She hates housework and attempts to avoid it whenever possible. She shirks her responsibility to look after her 6 year old brother. In all these ways, she is a horrible role model for young women.

Trixie does like horses. She loves to ride them whenever possible. Putting aside for the moment the deeper disturbance this indicates, one can imagine that her Godly freshness seal has been damaged.

Trixie likes to solve mysteries. She intends to go to college. She dreams of having a home someday that has no kitchen and is run entirely by push button.

Throughout the series, there are numerous references to sexual activity. A major male character is always looking at her "fondly". He tugs on a curl of her hair repeatedly. She, in turn, has lust for him in her 13 year old heart, thinking him to be "supple" and athletic. At one point, he and she . . . okay, this is a little hard to write, because God has shown me the error of my ways and I cannot believe that I read and re-read and relished this particular filthy scene over and over again . . . well, let me just come out and say it-- she and the boy held hands-- in public, on an airplane for crying out loud.

What makes all this children's "literary" content even more objectionable is that the first book in the series was written in 1948. Back then, a few scant years after our country single-handedly won WWII, the writer of these books was striving to destroy our great country from within.

This was subversive literature ahead of its time. Back when women were washing off the grime of their war-factory duty and joyously giving over their jobs to their returning hero-men and re-cloistering themselves in the kitchen and popping out children in God's baby-boom, Trixie was dreaming of becoming a detective. Seriously, a detective. She didn't just want to go to college to become a teacher or a librarian, but a private detective.

Trixie was held at gunpoint numerous times during the series. She bossed around the boy characters. She regularly followed up "leads" to her mysteries and kept her parents out of the loop.

I'm convinced all this started because of her love of horses. Once she spread her legs limbs around the muscular torso of that first horse, she started getting in trouble continuously through the entire book series.

She was cheerfully and unrepentantly unfeminine.

It is for this reason alone that I urge all parents to make certain that the Trixie Belden mysteries never enter their homes. That, and the hand-holding scene, easily the most steamy moment in tween fiction.


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Angry Re: Banned Books and Book burnings - 11-06-2010, 06:53 AM

If we are compiling a list of books that need to be burned, I believe I may have the perfect candidate right here:



Now, I attempted to read this back in my unsaved days, and let me tell you, it really wasn't what I expected. I thought it would be about naked people having lunch (which, I admit, is ALREADY a book worthy of a good burning), but what I ended up reading was far, far worse.

Every single page was filled with innumerable blasphemies, rampant drug use, sodomy, crazy demons and (Lord forgive me for this) a talking backside.

Honestly, if there is a book that is basically the opposite of the KJV Bible out there, I'm sure this is it!


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