[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I'm thinking of evangelizing on twitter, but I just don't know much about it. Like, how do I get followers without being banned for spamming?

In particular I don't know what will get me banned for "hate". I'm going to post some tweets here, and ask experienced twitter users to comment.

So what if Elizabeth Warren is only 1/1000 native? It got her into Harvard, which gave her 1/1000 of an education.

It's impossible for black people to be racist. I know a black guy, he doesn't have one racist bone in his nose.

When the only tool you have is a gas chamber, every problem looks like a Jew.

Japan is so backwards they ain't invented plates yet. They're still eating off of people there.

I have lots more, but I wanted to start with the snappiest and most likely to be banned content. Anyway I assume I'll bring in followers with jokes and later get more in-depth.

I just had a dream of a twitter account that simply posts the major news stories of the day, and the relevant scripture quotations. I assume it would be banned, but "Twitter bans Bible" might end up being a good news story by itself...
Edit: one more:

I masturbated and then regretted it. Does that make me both a survivor and a rapist?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Brother Stewart--Great idea. I don't see how Twitter can ban you for spreading the Good News. Those post headlines are simply common sense for people who want a good life after they die.

In my view, there is nothing that helps other people as much pointing out their sin.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

In my view, there is nothing that helps other people as much pointing out their sin.

Oh, that's so very true, Mayor Joe Hold!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I'm here. Please everyone tell me your handles so I can follow you.

https://twitter.com/Christi03064046

I'm still not sure I really "get" twitter. I mean, is it a mix of sarcastic jokers and serious people, or a mix of sarcastic people and people sarcastically mocking sarcasm by being serious?

EDIT: I've gotten comments! But I don't dare read them, for I hear that Twitter-outrage has serious symptoms up to and including being elected president. Could someone read my twitter comments and tell me if they are positive?

EDIT: Still not banned! I'm infiltrating under the guise of a moderate-to-liberal joke-dude, and it seems to have worked. Thought I notice that STILL nobody has told me what the comments are. I'm guessing at least one of the comments was "You are hereby blocked and reported, you f***ing asshamster". Is that right? Is that what they said?

[mrgrtt123]

There are a lot of inspiring twitter accounts that you can check like Love Like Jesus Christ and Inspire_Us.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by mrgrtt123

There are a lot of inspiring twitter accounts that you can check like Love Like Jesus Christ and Inspire_Us.

If those were truly inspirational, they would have inspired you to get out of Canada by now.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Not sure if I should I tweet this one now, or wait until the Dems lose the midterms:

BLM: Back-Lash Matters

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

If you're the one making the world go backwards, from your viewpoint it looks like you're making progress.

This one doesn't seem very controversial right now, but then again, pretty much nothing in the world seems controversial right now.