[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Minollo

Hello to everyone, I am very glad to be here and meet you all.
My name is Mamozio, 27 years old and I'm writing from Napoli - Italy.
I have some doubts and I hope you can help me find some answers when I will be enabled to write in other forums.

My favourite verse is, in italian:

Apocalisse 21:6

E mi disse:
«Ecco, sono compiute!
Io sono l'Alfa e l'Omèga,
il Principio e la Fine.
A colui che ha sete
io darò gratuitamente da bere
alla fonte dell'acqua della vita.»

in english should be:

Revelation 21:6

And he said unto me, They are come to pass. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.

If you're another papist wop sent over here by your master satan you can just turn right around and head on back where you came from. This is a Christian forum. We speak AMERICAN here, because it's God's favorite language.

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

If you're another papist wop sent over here by your master satan you can just turn right around and head on back where you came from. This is a Christian forum. We speak AMERICAN here, because it's God's favorite language.

I am pretty sure Americans speak english, being american is a group of people and not a language.

With that aside, Welcome to this wonderful forum. Although I have never been to Italy, I have friends who have been there. I hear Rome is a pretty beautiful place.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Originally Posted by Minollo

oh... wow...
I think this is just a bad stereotype and I think and I'm sure that there is no connection between the mafia and Catholicism

Saluto di benvenuto e, mio ​​caro amico

well maybe some would say, that the italian Mafia is strong connected with the Catholics, and yes many of them are acctually very religius.

But no, there is no real connection between those 2 things, even though many of the Mafia lord's are very religius.

God's blessings.

Andre - Fidei Defensor.

[James Hutchins]

Welcome friend. How many other Baptists in sicily are there? How are you able to praise Jesus without having the swiss guard popping a cap in you? Is it true all all italian grandmothers have mustaches?

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Minollo

Tell me, what would you like to know about me?

This is an excellent opportunity for cultural exchange. Thank you, Mamamia, for offering to be a pseudo-ambassador of sorts.

1. Do you wear those tight jeans and frilly shirts? And do your men hold hands like the a-rabs because I know you have that sand nigra blood in you from the days when the Moors were turning your women inside out and I am curious if you have the same habits as the terrorists.

2. When I was in the U.S Air Force (back when I was Unsaved©) I worked with some Italian forces for NATO (ugh). I was an E-5 and had two Italian E-9s under my command. Are all Italian soldiers incompetent to the point where a U.S. junior NCO is automatically given authority over the highest enlisted rank of the Italian military, or was it just a coincidence that all of the Italians in Afghanistan were incompetent? In Regional Command West the wops over there couldn't even handle VTC. It was just a drag and click windows program and they were always screwing things up. Quite the embarrassment when SECDEF Gates visited us and we couldn't get RC West because your incompetent countrymen pulled a 2 inch thick crypto cable out of the wall.

3. There was also this time when, during an attack drill, two Italian men were caught locked pelvis to buttocks in a bunker. I'm told no one was surprised by this and the two keep going at their abominable thrusting. Is homosexuality really so common in Italy?

Thank you for your time, Mamacito.

As I said, I'm italian, 27 yo, I'm not married yet, but I'm engaged with a wonderful girl who will marry as soon as we can.

Leviticus 18:9
The nakedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their nakedness thou shalt not uncover.

A friendly warning: If you are truly serious about turning your life over to Jesus you will want to find yourself a True Christian™ woman with no sororal relation. A cousin is fine, but not a sister.

I like almost all animals but I'm insectophobic.

So what are you going to do when you finally find that perfect woman and she is screaming over a little spider in the bathtub? Are you going to scream with her? Man up.

Again, nice to meet you. I hope you enjoy our Godly forum.

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Minollo

I think this is just a bad stereotype and I think and I'm sure that there is no connection between the mafia and Catholicism

You either thought wrong, or are trying to deliberately deceive us. I went to school with the children of several dons. The dons were some of the biggest contributors to the Church. Both children and parents were Roman Catholic.

Are you trying to tell us that mafia members are Egyptian and moslims?

[Bible Student]

Originally Posted by Minollo

taxi drivers try to scam in every country in the world.
about the garbage it's hard to explain for me, but we must thank some politicians and some criminals that makes money with the waste crisis that affects my city sometimes.

Aren't you just using other words for Catolick mafia?

[Minollo]

Ok now I'm really, REALLY pissed off by your stupid behavior.
Welcoming strangers is stated in the Holy Bible as one of the first duties for us all.
Since when I stepped into your forum, I have been treated like scum, offended, and so on.
You live in a false world built up on your stupid stereotypes and you are the most racist people I ever had the bad luck to read in my life.
I came here thinking to be welcome from some Brothers and Sisters, instead I have been insulted and on and on from all of you, mor0ns.
Learn how to wash your mouth and find your way to stay in the world, before even THINK to be in the position to judge others.
This is the real word of God, and surely it was NOT in English.
Shame on you.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Minollo

Ok now I'm really, REALLY pissed off by your stupid behavior.
Welcoming strangers is stated in the Holy Bible as one of the first duties for us all.
Since when I stepped into your forum, I have been treated like scum, offended, and so on.
You live in a false world built up on your stupid stereotypes and you are the most racist people I ever had the bad luck to read in my life.
I came here thinking to be welcome from some Brothers and Sisters, instead I have been insulted and on and on from all of you, mor0ns.
Learn how to wash your mouth and find your way to stay in the world, before even THINK to be in the position to judge others.
This is the real word of God, and surely it was NOT in English.
Shame on you.

Friend, I think the language barrier has confused you. We have been nothing but kind hosts. It is hardly my place to speak for everyone here, but I for one am hurt that you would say such things about us. Is this really the way you think a guest should behave, Manicotti?

Are all greaseballs as melodramatic as you? How about you calm down. Take a deep breath and put this hissy fit behind you. People might think your queer if you keep whinning like a little sissy.

[Minollo]

You can not expect me calm down if no one shows respect for me here.
So I do not think you deserve my respect.
You are kidding me since I arrived and insulting, you are not serious.
What is the problem? I'm not American? How can you say that the only place in the world that God loves is USA? where in the Holy Bible I can find this clearly written?
All you are good to say and ask to me is, if I am in the mafia and that mafia and Catholicism go together, or if I had problems with some kind of parasite when I was a child, or if I can cook pizza, or last but no least, why "è pericoloso sporgersi" (in english: "it is dangerous to lean out") is not in the Bible. Maybe the answer is, that trains were not in use when Bible was written.
Oh, and my name is not so difficult, I'm sure you're smart enough to learn it, respect it and write it correctly

And please note that WWJDnow, that you consider a True Cristian, has as an avatar Tom Byron, famous hard-core movies actor in the '80s

[James Hutchins]

Hey, what did I do? I welcomed you with open arms, then you turn and throw feces at me? Are all italians like that?

[Minollo]

Open arms? are you sure, James Hutchins?

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Welcome friend. How many other Baptists in sicily are there? How are you able to praise Jesus without having the swiss guard popping a cap in you? Is it true all all italian grandmothers have mustaches?

I don't know where are you from. But, for example, if you are from Dallas I don't ask you some informations about San Francisco. I came from Napoli and I've never been in Sicilia.
The issue of Swiss guards do not have any sense.
And I do not ask you if your american grandmothers have tails or hairy armpit.

There is no respect in your words. You all insulted me and have a closed mind. Your brain is full of stereotypes.
I read the presentation of a japanese Brother and one of your Sister have insulted him calling him 'little yellow demon'.
Is this the right way of welcoming strangers in your opinion?
how can you behave in this way and at the same time pronouncing the name of Jesus our savior?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by Minollo

Open arms? are you sure, James Hutchins?



I don't know where are you from. But, for example, if you are from Dallas I don't ask you some informations about San Francisco. I came from Napoli and I've never been in Sicilia.
The issue of Swiss guards do not have any sense.
And I do not ask you if your american grandmothers have tails or hairy armpit.

There is no respect in your words. You all insulted me and have a closed mind. Your brain is full of stereotypes.
I read the presentation of a japanese Brother and one of your Sister have insulted him calling him 'little yellow demon'.
Is this the right way of welcoming strangers in your opinion?
how can you behave in this way and at the same time pronouncing the name of Jesus our savior?

Hey!

FIRSTLY:Welcome! Nice to have an Italian on board! I used to be able to sdpeak your lobvely gay-sounding language that no slef-respecting real man should ever be caught uttering for fear of turd-burglar accusations rather fluently, and I must admit I found it fascinating and full of wonderfull expressivity. Amazing language.

Can I also commend you on your excellent level of English. I really am impressed. Top rate. First class young man.

SECONDLY;
What the FLYING FREUCHIE is your problem pal? You spit in the faces of people who are only asking questions and giving advice because they care about your eternal fate and soul?!?

I mean WHAT THE FREUCHIE!?

Please learn to be more appreciative. Br. Hutchins in particular is oft misunderstood, despite applying the techniques of gentle persuasion to his dealings with unsaved trash like yourself-

Please : make an effort and chuill a it. We love you and want you to want to be loved by us and want to be saved.

I beg you. Humbly. Please.

Your friend in Christ, McUinnean.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Minollo

You can not expect me calm down if no one shows respect for me here.

We've shown you nothing but the utmost respect and we are not even Biblically obligated to do so.

2 John 1: 10-11
If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

So I do not think you deserve my respect.

Are you going to persecute us now? You're being extremely rude and unchristian. It must be that half breed a-rab blood you people have.

You are kidding me since I arrived and insulting, you are not serious.
What is the problem? I'm not American?...

Let me stop you right there. We have plenty of members who are not American citizens. We love them just as much as anyone else. Why are you venting so much hate at us?

All you are good to say and ask to me is, if I am in the mafia and that mafia and Catholicism go together, or if I had problems with some kind of parasite when I was a child, or if I can cook pizza, or last but no least, why "è pericoloso sporgersi" (in english: "it is dangerous to lean out") is not in the Bible. Maybe the answer is, that trains were not in use when Bible was written.
Oh, and my name is not so difficult, I'm sure you're smart enough to learn it, respect it and write it correctly

People are curious so they ask harmless questions. I don't know anyone from Italy other than the members of your incompetent military. Should I judge all Italians on my experience with those homosexual retards I served with in Afghanistan? You have a unique opportunity to educate us and you are throwing it away over nothing. We simply want to know more about you and your culture. Where is the harm in that?

And please note that WWJDnow, that you consider a True Cristian, has as an avatar Tom Byron, famous hard-core movies actor in the '80s

I must ask you a question, Marionetti. And I ask this with all due respect and humility: Are you a queer?

What kind of person other than a butt pirating, fudge packing, fancy pack wearing, assless chaps sporting, lisping faggot knows the name of any male porn star, much less a male porn star from the 80's. Maybe it's just an Italian thing seeing as you people actually promote that kind of thing. Do you see male porn stars in all our avatars? We have a program here that might be able to help you. It's called Baptist Are Saving Homosexuals (B.A.S.H.) and we have seen amazing results in curing the mental demons that cause people to choose the homosexual deathstyle. I will pray for you, Minilolo.

Yours in Christ.

[Minollo]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

What the FLYING FREUCHIE is your problem pal? You spit in the faces of people who are only asking questions and giving advice because they care about your eternal fate and soul?!?

I mean WHAT THE FREUCHIE!?

First: "flying freuchie" means nothing. There is a village in Great Britain - Scotland called Freuchie, and I do not expect you know it, but I really do not know what a "Flying Freuchie".
Second: I am not spitting anything, but my face is completely covered by your saliva.
Third: take care of your souls, I will do the same with mine. Unless you want to compare yourself to God, only the Lord can judge me. Not you. You can't save any soul.
Do not be blasphemous.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by Minollo

First: "flying freuchie" means nothing. There is a village in Great Britain - Scotland called Freuchie, and I do not expect you know it, but I really do not know what a "Flying Freuchie".

I'm Scottish. I've been there. It's quite a famous village, being the only town in Scotland where the crime of cricket is legal. A flying one is of course not meant to represent a whole goddam lump of earth in flight with 'wee Scoats hooses oan it' per se, but is rather a euphemism in my country for WTF?*.

Next question 'scugnizzo'?

Originally Posted by Minollo

Second: I am not spitting anything, but my face is completely covered by your saliva.
.

I welcome you here and you give me filth-inspired, turd-burgling fantasies of yours you perverted shirt-lifting-son-of-Soddom?!?

YOu make me sick. I suggest you go to Freuchie by yourself asap.

YIC, lo Scozzese di LBC e un amico in pottenza se vuoi......la decizione è tua....

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Minollo

Open arms? are you sure, James Hutchins?

Absolutely. If I could, I'd simply scoop you up! :0

I don't know where are you from. But, for example, if you are from Dallas I don't ask you some informations about San Francisco. I came from Napoli and I've never been in Sicilia.

If you actually cared about me, you would ask me questions. I am a tad miffed you do not care. But since you asked. San Fransisco has a huge Bridge, the Golden Gate. There use to be a prison in the bay, Alcatraz. I believe Clint Eastwood lives there now. The city is almost all homers and pot heads. Everyone there drives an electric car and no one works, they all live off the dole. And no, I am not from Dallas, a friend of mine was, J.R., but he was shot.

You do not have beaches or siblings of beaches there in Slica?

The issue of Swiss guards do not have any sense.

That is ot surprising, they are swiss and defend the pope It is obvious they have no sense.

And I do not ask you if your american grandmothers have tails or hairy armpit.

About my grandmother,(RIP). No she does not have a tail, only apes do, are you inferring she is descended from them? If so, you are an evilutionist and not a creationist. And that sir, that hurts! I am sure her armpits have more hair than I have a beard, it hangs out of her smock sleeves all the time, some times it falls in the food. It is disgusting but we love her anyways.

There is no respect in your words. You all insulted me and have a closed mind. Your brain is full of stereotypes.
I read the presentation of a japanese Brother and one of your Sister have insulted him calling him 'little yellow demon'.
Is this the right way of welcoming strangers in your opinion?
how can you behave in this way and at the same time pronouncing the name of Jesus our savior?

Were not the first words out of my mouth welcome? So I do not understand the nuances of a foreign super power, excuse me. I am just a simple man from the backwoods of Virginia. I do not understand the sophistication of you suave eurpeeans.

You have to admit, those slants are inscrutable. Be honst now, no one is listening in.

[Minollo]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Are you going to persecute us now? You're being extremely rude and unchristian. It must be that half breed a-rab blood you people have.

I really do not persecute anyone. I don't care. You are not proving to be a Christian so how you can say I'm being unchristian?

Let me stop you right there. We have plenty of members who are not American citizens. We love them just as much as anyone else. Why are you venting so much hate at us?

This forum is full of debates like "God hates Italy, Germany, England, Mexico, Japan..." and so on, all the countries except your America.

People are curious so they ask harmless questions. I don't know anyone from Italy other than the members of your incompetent military. Should I judge all Italians on my experience with those homosexual retards I served with in Afghanistan? You have a unique opportunity to educate us and you are throwing it away over nothing. We simply want to know more about you and your culture. Where is the harm in that?

Your American soldiers are not all good people. And how can you call "homosexual" the Italian soldiers? Have you seen a sodomite orgy in the barracks? Unlikely...
I don't have to educate you. And with a bit of study you may avoid dumb questions

I must ask you a question, Marionetti. And I ask this with all due respect and humility: Are you a queer?

I do not know, Roby Lambombu. What do you want to say? Queer for me is "strange", "bizarre". And, translating this your question in italian, there is no sense for me, so I can't answer.

What kind of person other than a butt pirating, fudge packing, fancy pack wearing, assless chaps sporting, lisping faggot...

wowowowooo... how do you speak?? you can say all these beautiful words? are you sure you are a good Christian?

knows the name of any male porn star, much less a male porn star from the 80's. Maybe it's just an Italian thing seeing as you people actually promote that kind of thing. Do you see male porn stars in all our avatars? We have a program here that might be able to help you. It's called Baptist Are Saving Homosexuals (B.A.S.H.) and we have seen amazing results in curing the mental demons that cause people to choose the homosexual deathstyle.

Do you think I'm homosexual? mah... I'm sorry, it is not so.
How can I know that the man in the picture of WWJDnow is Tom Byron, the porn actor in the '80s? Just as you have a small symbol next to the name which means 'ex-masturbator', for me there may have been a time when watching porn.
Anyway, Tom Byron made heterosexual porn. And if you are surprised that i remember that... well, I usually remember what I see, what I hear, what I study and what I learn.
Now, I really like to know how a True Christian can have his picture.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

I'm Scottish. I've been there. It's quite a famous village, being the only town in Scotland where the crime of cricket is legal. A flying one is of course not meant to represent a whole goddam lump of earth in flight with 'wee Scoats hooses oan it' per se, but is rather a euphemism in my country for WTF?*.

Next question 'scugnizzo'?




I welcome you here and you give me filth-inspired, turd-burgling fantasies of yours you perverted shirt-lifting-son-of-Soddom?!?

YOu make me sick. I suggest you go to Freuchie by yourself asap.

YIC, lo Scozzese di LBC e un amico in pottenza se vuoi......la decizione è tua....

Yeah, Luigi, thanks for RUNNING AWAY from my pretty polite post.

Queer language, queer folks. Viva Queertalia!






NOT.

[Minollo]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

I welcome you here and you give me filth-inspired, turd-burgling fantasies of yours you perverted shirt-lifting-son-of-Soddom?!?

YOu make me sick. I suggest you go to Freuchie by yourself asap.

YIC, lo Scozzese di LBC e un amico in pottenza se vuoi......la decizione è tua....

you are able to understand a metaphor or a figure of speech? What I see, no.
And do not try to speak Italian if you do not know it. What you said has no sense, no meaning. Try again, maybe you can express yourself better and I can understand you.