[Cranky Old Man]

10 Reasons to NEVER EVER vote for HILLARY CLINTON!

1. She is a woman!
No matter how hard she tries to deny it, SHE IS A WOMAN! Just let that sink in. A woman ruling America. As if a black president wasn't bad enough. And not only does she refuse to accept the role for which God created women (to shut up and serve their husbands as commanded by 1st Timothy 2:11-12 and Genesis 3:16), she ACTIVELY badmouths homemakers and women who stay at home to care for their families. She loves to insult this behavior.

(S)he is fooling no one:


2. She is a democrat!
What do Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Jimmy Carter, Kim Il Sung, Saddam Hussein and Bin Laden all have in common with Hillary Clinton? None of them are Republicans!

Hillary doing the Nazi salute during a Democratic Convention:


3. She is a bad wife!
Bill Clinton was almost as bad a president as Obama, but at least he was a man, and white. How much that man must suffer being married to Hillary Clinton! That poor man was forced to find love elsewhere. And Hillary is, unsurprisingly, a complete hypocrite about it. In a 60 Minutes interview she said, “I’m not sitting here as some little woman 'standing by my man' like Tammy Wynette.” Hillary, yes, you are. And for your own political gain. You make me sick!

Only a very bad wife can drive you to this:


4. She is a liar!
She claims to have been named after the mountain climber Sir Edmund Hillary. However, he did not become famous until five years after she was born! She suppressed her senior thesis when Bill Clinton became president. She changed her support to the New York Yankees during her senate campaign, even though she had been a lifelong fan of the Cubs! She uses ghostwriters for her books, and then claimed the work as her own! She adopts fake accents for political reasons. She tries to affect a Southern drawl when speaking to Southerners but she is from ILLINOIS!

She employs a full time plastic surgeon who is constantly fixing her nose:


5. She hates Jesus!
She believes she can converse with the dead: she "talks" to Eleanor Roosevelt. So clearly she is a witch who sold her soul to Satan in exchange for superunnatural powers. Once we get a True Christian™ president who gives America the Biblical laws it severely needs, we can finally give all witches what they deserve (Exodus 22:18)!

We do NOT want this in the White House:


7. She is a Clinton!
As if 8 years wasn't bad enough. It took George W. Bush 8 years to repair the damage Bill Clinton did to our economy. Do we really need that to happen again!?

We don't need this, again:


8. She hates America!
She makes up imaginary theories with which to scare her followers ranging from the global warming hoax to the idiotic notion that we should be friends with Iran. As senator of New York, she did not attend any funerals for 9/11 victims. She was the ONLY major politician not to do so, ever. Her response was that she did "not believe, after a long lifetime in and around politics, that people should thrust themselves into private grief just because they’re politicians". Yeah sure...

No! Just NO:


9. She hates freedom!
Hillary Clinton had an open unapologetic lesbian affair with Suha Arafat, the wife of Yasser Arafat, after which she claimed that Israel used poison gas on Palestinians. Which is of course utter nonsense. All Israel has been doing so far is peacefully defending themselves against Muslim terrorists. As is their God given right according to 2nd Chronicles 15:13. She also flip-flopped on the war in Iraq. She voted for it, and then she called on Congress to repeal authorization for it.

Her lesbian affair with Suha Arafat:


10. She murdered her "secret" lover Vince Foster!
At the funeral for Hillary's father, who died under suspicious circumstances during the Clintons' first term at the White House, it was on Vince Foster's shoulder that the First Lady rested her melon sized head while whispering state secrets in his ear. So clearly Hillary Clinton has something to hide and anyone who comes close to her secrets suddenly dies. If I die in the near future, Hillary Clinton will be behind it. You read it here first!

You do NOT want to cross Hillary Clinton:

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Pastor Deacon Fred warned us about this years ago, and Jesus has already punished America for electing Obama. I can't imagine what He will do if Hillary is elected.

[Cranky Old Man]

Innocent children are already crying over this!

Toddler is devastated that Hillary Clinton is running for president.

[Johny Joe Hold]

The thing that makes me weep is that polls show she is about even with the Godly Republican men who might run. The public is so stupid it might even elect her.

I've been calling for years for a system that vets Presidential candidates. Our present President is an example of the problems that develop when the public can simply pick who it wants. Because Obama was not screened out by responsible men before he was chosen by Democrats we have homers getting married and women sleeping around and getting their pregnancies fixed by abortions.

What this country needs is a Morality Board to screen candidates. It would be made up of men with strong Christian credentials. A Board like that would put a red line through Hillary's name and that would be the last we heard of her.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Pastor Deacon Fred warned us about this years ago

Pastor Deacon Fred is a very smart man. Pastor Deacon Fred used to visit my mom a lot. They would go to her bedroom for some intense prayers. They always both looked exhausted after praying. My mom always says that I am an idiot and that I should be more like Pastor Deacon Fred.

My mom also said I should never have a girlfriend who is like Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is a bad person. Hillary Clinton doesn't want me to have a nice Christian girlfriend. Hillary Clinton thinks women should be working and ignore their families.

I found some pictures on the Internet. My mom doesn't want me to look at pictures on the Internet. My mom says all girls on the Internet are whores. My mom says a whore can not be my girlfriend.

[Nobar King]

Just like that dog from 'Pet Sematary', she keeps coming back.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

I would vote for the POPE if if would keep Hillary out of the White House.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Palmer C. Eldrich

I would vote for the POPE if if would keep Hillary out of the White House.

There are even some females I would rather have in office than Hillary Clinton.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

To keep the discussion fair and balanced, one thing in her favor is that we can offer her 72c on the dollar compared to a male president so that's less taxes we'd have to pay.

[Jim Farmer]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

There are even some females I would rather have in office than Hillary Clinton.

Well, the beautiful Sarah Palin for starters.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Well, the beautiful Sarah Palin for starters.

One can never be too Christian, and I would like to ascertain that any woman who runs for office in this once great nation be a proven churchgoing housewife whose decision making is entirely predicated on what the men at church tell her. I fear that liberals are too freethinking and tend to have thoughts inside their head, instead of whispered to them across the pew. It is the fault of original thinking that we have veered so far from iron age morality and into an age of excess and decadence. Sarah Palin, while a woman, at least follows the essential teaching of Jesus and the moral precepts of the Ten Commandments. I have never seen her as one to work on the Sabbath, worship or produce graven images, take the Lord's name in vain during a moment of weakness, or allow a witch to live. With a strong husband by her side, I believe she would accomplish a sufficient amount of bombing, parading, and marching to qualify a decent presidency, if she can draw funds away from our bloated welfare complex and into the starving military sector. It is my understanding that since Obama came into office, the number of high profile assassinations and absolute victories has gone sharply down. I attribute this to his Islamic faith and sympathy for the terrorists of Palestine. What about the right of Israel to expand into northern Mesopotamia, so that we can discover more Old Testament archaeology like that driftwood on Mt. Ararat? Without the war in Iraq we might never retrospectively prove the religious beliefs that justify our fear.

I am afraid that Hillary Clinton will not only fail to protect Christian business owners from gay clientele, but she may advocate a two state solution for Palestine/Israel. The Palestinians obviously think they were there first, either because they haven't read the Bible, or because they are descended from the ancient Phillistine people of that area. Either way, the Jews are there now, in fulfillment of Christian prophecies which might not otherwise come to pass. Christianity is utterly integral to the moral fiber of our society, so we need Jews in the Holy Land digging for some evidence of it. I'm sure that someday it will be forthcoming.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

I am afraid that Hillary Clinton will not only fail to protect Christian business owners from gay clientele

I honestly have mixed feelings about this one, Brother Jenkins. What happens is that the gay clientele which has disproportionally more disposable income will spend their money in more progressive establishments that value greed over morals. Then those corrupted places will be able to out-advertise solid Christian establishments.

It's just playing whack-a-mole with the gays. Once you beat the head in of one, another one pops up. It's like a zombie apocalypse.

No, the underlying problem is that the gays have money at all. That's like saying "here ya go Mr. Gay sir, here ya have power over Christians". Take that bit of leverage away and the whole issue will be gone.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by GOD=life

the underlying problem is that the gays have money at all.

This is a priori true, brother. Unfortunately, when the Great Whore takes office and establishes the mandate for transdermal devices and the Mark of the Beast, the roles will be quite reversed. This assures me that Christ will return before the next election to save us.

[GOD=life]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

This is a priori true, brother. Unfortunately, when the Great Whore takes office and establishes the mandate for transdermal devices and the Mark of the Beast, the roles will be quite reversed.

True! If gays with no discernible skills can have money at all, then how hard would it be in such a hostile political climate to make sure gays have ALL the money and Christians have NOTHING?

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

This assures me that Christ will return before the next election to save us.

We can pray for that! It's all BS how we get woefully unqualified "rulers" to rule over us when it should be Jesus Christ all along who should rule. Everyone should work towards getting ready for his return. Secularizing society is NOT the way to do that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Knowing that peace wins elections, I'm sure the antiChrist will be a man of peace. For this reason I find it disturbing whenever a candidate advocates peace. I imagine Satan already inhabits the flesh of Hillary Clinton, because she is a woman, therefore a coward, and will most likely not wish to invade India, Peru, or Greenland. Republicans advocate for endless war so that we will not be tricked into voting for the antiChrist.

[mgreigns]

She is one ugly (Physically & spiritually) woman and I pray she doesn't make it to the White House! We deserve a whole lot better than that!

[Brother Scott]

I have instructed all women that I know that it is not only immoral to vote for Hillary Clinton, it is also unpatriotic. What do we really know about her?

She couldn't satisfy her husband, she chose to work outside the home without his permission (even if he is a Godless liberal), and she only has one child (even if she is a Godless liberal).

[Joe Blow]

Today I stopped in on a poetry lecture in the library. Apparently the subject of one of the poems the group was studying was a "mouthy blonde wretch." Guess who was the first person I thought of?

[A Follower]

Before Obama was elected we also warned...

• We said that a negro president would lead to uppity negroes. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. There are race riots in a new city every other week.
• We said that Obama doesn't have the foreign policy experience to handle international affairs, leading to diminishment of America's standing in the world. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. Russia has invaded Ukraine and Georgia. China has claimed the entire South China Sea. Iranian military has fought in Yemen, Syria, etc. France bombed Libya, North Korea is detonating and selling nukes all the time. All of our enemies are exploiting Obama's weakness with nary a peep from "our" president.
• We warned that a minority president would not represent all Americans. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. Many Americans hate the president (especially I), many more are not happy with the political games in Washington because of Obama.
• We claimed that as a nigra Obama tends to subservience, as God has made all nigras. Was our warning in vain? Did it come true? Yes. Obama drew a red line in the sand in Syria, (white) Assad stepped over it and Obama started bombing Assad's enemies!
• We pointed out that Obama does not have political experience, leading to disaster. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. Obama has shown no political skills, he seems unable to cooperate with Congress and Senate, unable to step out of his ideology and negotiate with Republicans, unwilling to investigate the things that matter to Americans like Benghazi.
• We claimed that retreating from Iraq would mean all the lives lost there would have been lost for nothing. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. Terrorists are emboldened by Obama's lack of action, attacking our embassies, our allies in Europe and conquering Iraq and Syria.
• We said that obamacare would be a colossal waste of money. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. Even the website cost over $2 billion! For a website! And has all that obamacare helped anyone? No. People still get sick just as often as before obamacare.
• We warned that like all black people, Obama can't handle money. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. We had several government shutdowns because Obama overspent on frivolities.
• We predicted Obama's aggressive tendencies, just because he's a man of color. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. More and more often we see police, national guard and federal agents, all with military weapons, attacking citizens: the BLM attacks farmers and miners, Ferguson, etc.
• We reminded everyone of Obama's marijuana addiction in college, which would inevitably lead to America's youth imitating him. Was our warning in vain? Yes. Did it come true? Yes. Marijuana is sold publicly and legally(!) in half of America, killing tens of thousands who overdose from that and other drugs gatewayed from weed.

This list proves that whatever we say and will say about Hillary will come true too.

It's not too late people, we can still vote a good Christian in office for once.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

We also warned that as a homosexual, Obugger would take unprecedented measures to legitimize sodomy. For this we were mocked. It is now basically illegal to criticize homosexuals in any way, with public censure and worse awaiting anyone who dares whisper the words "traditional" and "family," and it seems a matter of months before counterfeit homo marriages are allowed everywhere. In fact, homosexuality is so thoroughly normalized that the left has pretty much moved on; now shemales of all things are the victims du jour. God knows how it can get any worse... but under Shrillary, it will.