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Exclamation Benny Hinn needs our help! - 06-24-2008, 03:57 PM

Benny Hinn's Gulfstream 500 is insufficiently Christian, and must be upgraded to a Gulfstream 550. Here is his plea for assistance:

Dear Partner,
I am writing you, as one of my closest and most faithful partners, to let you know about a tremendous and historic opportunity for the Gospel of our wonderful Lord Jesus, and I am praying that the Holy Spirit will speak to you as I share this glorious news!

The central mission of our ministry is to use today’s cutting-edge technologies to fulfill our prophetic destiny to go into all the world and preach the Gospel to every creature (Mark 16:15).

We are entering a season of increasingly powerful evangelism and a time of the most widespread, massive global harvest in the history of Christianity. As a result, we as a ministry made a decision recently to purchase an airplane—a significant, needed ministry tool to fulfill the vision God has given us to go to the nations of the world, declaring the Gospel to lost humanity.

Because we must be faithful stewards of the Lord, we retained one of America’s most respected aviation consulting firms to recommend a plane with sufficient range to go to the places God has called us to minister. It had to be the most cost-efficient, safe, and long-range plane we could possibly get.

At recent partners conferences I have talked about the cost to secure this state-of-the-art jet aircraft, the tool we must have for declaring the Gospel to the nations in this last hour, and the miracle the Lord has provided—Dove One, an aircraft that became available just as the door of opportunity began to close on aircrafts the ministry had previously been utilizing.

And at these partners conferences, I was able to raise the first portion of the down payment, which was another miracle the Lord has provided us.
As a result, we have recently taken delivery on our Gulfstream G4SP plane, which we call Dove One. I have enclosed a beautiful photo-filled brochure to explain more about this incredible ministry tool that will increase the scope of our abilities to preach the Gospel around the globe. Now we must pay the remainder of the down payment, and I am asking the Lord Jesus to speak to 6,000 of my precious partners to sow a seed of $1,000 in the next ninety days. And I am praying, even as I write this letter, that you will be one of them!

I know that as you obey the Lord, He will open heaven wide and cause a mighty harvest of blessings to descend upon your life and all that you do!
This next step is absolutely vital to everything we are called to do, and it is the only way I can continue to do all God is directing me to do during these prophetic days. There is simply no other possible way for me to keep up with my schedule.

Purchasing this incredible ministry tool is monumental and historic. We have never bought any plane with this much range or capability that will crisscross the globe repeatedly so I can present the Gospel in person to unprecedented millions of precious souls who will accept and come to know our wonderful Jesus as their eternal Savior.

Now is the time to move forward with Dove One. What we do for the sake of the Gospel, we must do now!

...Open your heart to what God would have you do. For your gift of $1,000 or more, you will receive these thank-you gifts to show my appreciation:

* You will receive a beautiful art-quality model of Dove One for your desk or mantle as a constant reminder that you are a vital part of this last-days harvest for souls.

* Your name will be placed prominently in a special area of Dove One where I study and pray during my travels, where I will also pray for you and your family as I go around the world preaching the Gospel.

Everywhere I fly, your name will travel with me, millions of miles and for years to come, reminding me that you have made it possible for me to go and preach as God has called me to do.

In Isaiah 6:8 the Lord asks, “Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?” Long ago I said, “I will go, Lord. Send me!” But I cannot do it without you, nor can I do all our wonderful Lord has called me to do without Dove One!
Dear Partner, I am counting on you. Will you help me take the Gospel to the nations with your Dove One gift of $1,000 or more?


Here is a video that compares the various business jets out there. I'm sure you'll agree that the Gulfstream 550 is the most Christian of them.


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Default Re: Benny Hinn needs our help! - 06-24-2008, 05:23 PM

I think Benny Hinn needs our help in more than one way, Brother.

Sure, he looks like a True Christian, what with the perfect hair, Armani nehru jackets and whatnot...but I'm suspicious.

I watched his show the other night and he didn't mention Jesus not ONCE!

Here's the online Bible Benny Hinn recommends:
http://www.ebible.com/bible/John+15%3A10

NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION?!?

Look what he's peddling to our youngsters:


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<H2>Revolve, Softcover Bible (NT)
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Transit Books has found that the number one reason teens don't read the Bible is that it is "too big and freaky looking." This fashion-magazine format for the New Testament is the perfect solution to that problem. Teen girls feel comfortable exploring the Scriptures in the New Century Version and over 500 further-study notes because of the relevant language and format!
</H2>Relevant language?!? Olde English ain't relevant enough?! If the LORD wanted to speak to us in 'relevant' language He would have written the Bible in Ebonics.

He's turned God's WORD into some slutty, filthy Cosmo magazine not fit for a young girl to wipe her tender bottom on! True Christians need to do a security sweep of their children's bedrooms and confiscate this blasphemous trash! If you find one in your boy's room, get out a REAL Bible and Proverbs the homersachuality out of his heiny!

SHAME on Pastor Benny! He needs to repent publically before I can sign my $1000 Seed Faith check for his new Gulfstream. I want TEARS...Nothing less than Jimmy Swaggart tears will do!
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Default Re: Benny Hinn needs our help! - 06-26-2008, 10:19 AM

What will he be using that piece of cheap junk for? Slumming? Discovering how the other half lives? Any evangelical leader who stoops to riding in a $36 million plane is obviously not blessed by God.

If he were serious about Jesus, he would have a jet fleet like Landover's:

For individuals, we use our fleet of Bombardier BD-700 Global Express jets, at a far more respectable $45 million.

And of course, our two flagships, the BBJ 3 twins, with a capacity of up to 63 people plus 3 crew members (each).

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The airplane, which is based on the new Next-Generation 737-900ER (Extended Range), won two orders from undisclosed customers.
Boeing does not reveal the identity of BBJ owners at the request of its customers.

The new BBJ 3 is the largest BBJ family member and offers 1,120 square feet (104 square meters) of cabin space...the BBJ 3 has a maximum range of 5,475 nautical miles (10,140 km). http://www.boeing.com/news/releases/...61016a_nr.html


Price is $47 million, though of course that is not including the price of the gold-plated bathroom fixtures, hand-woven carpet, original artwork, and crocodile leather trim all throughout including the toilet seat.

Proverbs 15:6 Great wealth is in the house of the righteous...


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Default Re: Benny Hinn needs our help! - 06-26-2008, 04:21 PM

Benny Hinn is a Pentecostal, not a Baptist (i.e., True Christian). Therefore, even though he has a mighty Godly head of hair, he's on the Hellbound Express.
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