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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Responsible Pet Owners Pray With Their Pets

    I wonder, do bad people's pets go to too?

    Please be a responsible pet owner and pray with your pet.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Responsible Pet Owners Pray With Their Pets

    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
    I wonder, do bad people's pets go to too?

    Please be a responsible pet owner and pray with your pet.
    Daisy, that is so inspiring!

    This is really such a popular thing for True Christian™ pet owners to do. Responsible True Christian(tm) pet owners all over the world are teaching their pets how to praise and glorify the LORD, because He created them to do just that!

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • SoldierofChrist
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      Forum Member
      • Jun 2015
      • 86

      #3
      Re: Responsible Pet Owners Pray With Their Pets

      I always sit all of my six cats around me when I do my morning prayer. Because not ALL dogs go to heaven! Just the ones with owners who prepare their souls!
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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708

        #4
        Re: Responsible Pet Owners Pray With Their Pets

        Originally posted by SoldierofChrist View Post
        I always sit all of my six cats around me when I do my morning prayer. Because not ALL dogs go to heaven! Just the ones with owners who prepare their souls!
        I would watch your cats very carefully. Cats are often "familial spirits" or in other words, demons sent to spy on you. Cats are well known to be agents of Satan. That is why witches are so fond of them.
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        • Russell Holbeck
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2012
          • 735

          #5
          Re: Responsible Pet Owners Pray With Their Pets

          Hello Daisy Mae Johnson.

          I think that I need to get another dog and start praying with him so he can be with me in Heaven I shot my last dog because I thought he had rabies but he was just thirsty nobody is perfect. If I can have a dog in Heaven then he could take care of me I have many problems my skin is not good look at Luke 16:21 it says:

          And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.

          The dermatologist can not figure out why my skin is bad so I will try anything at this point prayer did not work yet there is another part of the Bible that says dogs are outside of Heaven but I do not have it marked with a Post-It Note it is near the end.

          Thank you.

          Rusty
          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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          • Witch Hammer
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 1717

            #6
            Re: Responsible Pet Owners Pray With Their Pets

            I agree with sister Daisy Mae, cats are vile, shiftless creatures who would just as soon bite you as lick the peanut butter off your testicles.

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