[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Caption Contest #30

Looks like China has started up their wet markets again.

I'll go with: "Hoo oorder dog soup extla rarge?"

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Caption Contest #30

Hey Rumpelstiltskin, spin this!

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[Harsha Shah]

Re: Caption Contest #30

Yes, Miss Damgaard. I am Harsha Shah and I am answering you, yes. You have been posting a very cute picture of a dog, yes. I am thinking that this will be bringing you good karma, yes. I am hoping that I am not offending you. Yes.

I am thinking that a good caption would be a referral to the wonderful story of the blind men and the elephant, yes. The dog is like an elephant, yes. One of us is seeing a cute mutt (yes, it is very cute), another one is seeing a hunting companion and one is seeing a predator that could be attacking dangerously, yes. One is seeing an animal that based you your bible will not be going to your heaven.

But I am seeing this and this is my caption: "I was doing some very good things in my previous life. I am now being rewarded. I am now very happy and very comfortable and I am giving some protection to my humans and they are giving me shelter and love. I must have been doing very, very good things in my previous life". Yes. I am hoping that I am not offending you, yes.

[Harsha Shah]

Re: Caption Contest #30

You certainly know how to spoil a fun game. Are all Indians this unfunny?

Yes, Miss damgaard, I am very sorry that I was offending you. I was thinking that I was to be posting my idea of an image caption, yes. I am very sorry if I am offending you further, yes, but I am correcting your view that I would be residing in India, yes. In fact I am a proud Scotswoman in Edinburgh and working in primary school and specializing in religious and moral education, that is RME, yes I am. I am thinking that you are very new on this nice forum and you could be using some RME to help you behave in a more gracious manner, yes, to avoid bad karma, yes? I am very sorry if I was offending you but I am assuring you that I was not being offended by your mistaken notion that I would be an Indian citizen. I am respecting your country's prime minister very much as she has been instrumental in avoiding a bad surge of the Covid in Denmark, yes. You must be very happy to have such a strong and independent woman as your authority, yes. We also have a strong an independent woman here as the First minister of Scotland that will soon be independent again, yes.