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Default God Damn Coca-Cola! - 04-14-2012, 03:03 AM

This is what I hate about spending so much time over in the ornamental countries: They are always coming up with new ways of demonstrating public perversions. And now Coca-Cola has given them a new outlet!



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 04-14-2012, 11:54 AM

Isn't Hug Me the new president of North Korea (or somewhere like that)? Why has he had a Coke machine named after him?

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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 04-14-2012, 01:06 PM

Yes, and CocaCola originally contained the drug cocaine, from whence it got it's name.

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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 04-14-2012, 06:43 PM

Zeke, thank you for warning us about this gateway-to-robosex machine!

It's training people to get intimate with machines, and rewarding them for so doing. Disgusting.


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 04-17-2012, 05:30 PM

Coca-Cola is a wholly owned subsiderary of the Mormon Church, which is was founded by Satan way back in 18-something or other. I don't know the exact date, I can't be troubled to look up those sorts of things. Especially when I'm dehydrated.

The point is that supporting Satan is wrong, as is sipping his cool, effervescent, refreshing beverages.



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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 04-17-2012, 05:35 PM

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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-03-2012, 01:52 AM

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Zeke, thank you for warning us about this gateway-to-robosex machine!

It's training people to get intimate with machines, and rewarding them for so doing. Disgusting.
Lol! "gateway to robosex"


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-04-2012, 12:50 AM

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Isn't Hug Me the new president of North Korea (or somewhere like that)? Why has he had a Coke machine named after him?

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Actually if you followed any news channel EVER you would no that its KIn-jong-Il. He is the new leader of the completely oppresed and godless country of North Korea... before you try and make a joke get you facts staright
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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-04-2012, 05:08 AM

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... before you try and make a joke get you facts staright
By perhaps noting that Kim Jong-Il died last year and was replaced by his son, Kim Jong-Un? Or knowing that no means know? Or that it's not its?

I was already weeping for Christians like you with zero understanding of the Bible but who have access to young minds. Now I wail in dispair for retards like you with access to voting booths.


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-04-2012, 09:15 AM

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Actually if you followed any news channel EVER you would no that its KIn-jong-Il. He is the new leader of the completely oppresed and godless country of North Korea... before you try and make a joke get you facts staright
You seem to know a lot about North Korea which prides itself on its secrecy and reclusiveness. That, along with your lack of basic English writing skills leads me to suspect that you are a commie sympathiser and infiltrator, and almost certainly a chink. You are masquerading (sorry - difficult word) as a False Christian to lure us into your sordid world of atheism and eating dogs.

Clear off Ho Chi-Minh!!

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You seem to know a lot about North Korea which prides itself on its secrecy and reclusiveness. That, along with your lack of basic English writing skills leads me to suspect that you are a commie sympathiser and infiltrator, and almost certainly a chink. You are masquerading (sorry - difficult word) as a False Christian to lure us into your sordid world of atheism and eating dogs.

Clear off Ho Chi-Minh!!

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First Im Caucasian(sorry difficult word), second any mormon can look up the leader of any nation on google third im not here to debate against you just spreading the true facts where people make mistakes, Finally Im a Republican and where you got the idea I enjoy eating dogs came from nobody knows... I believe you would have to be pretty messed up to do something like that.


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-04-2012, 08:10 PM

They should be doing morally-correct and less tempting christian side-hugs.


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First Im Caucasian(sorry difficult word), second any moron can look up the leader of any nation on google
Then why did you get it wrong? Are you not as clever as "any moron"?

Kim Jong-Il is quite dead.
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Wouldn't it make more sense for you to get the facts right before trying to correct others?


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Yes, and CocaCola originally contained the drug cocaine, from whence it got it's name.

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1) That's an utter and total lie of no factual proportions. Coca-Cola is named because it has Coca leaves and Cola berries.

2) Yes, coca does PRODUCE cocaine, but there's a special conversion to be performed.

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1) That's an utter and total lie of no factual proportions. Coca-Cola is named because it has Coca leaves and Cola berries.

2) Yes, coca does PRODUCE cocaine, but there's a special conversion to be performed.

3) Where did you get this?

It's historically accurate n00b, go look it up. The original "Coke" had coke in it.

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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-07-2012, 08:38 PM

No, it didn't. It had COCA LEAVES.

Sure, Coca makes cocaine, but you need to first grind them up and then add another powdery chemical substance. I know because my uncle works on a police drug squad.
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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-07-2012, 08:49 PM

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No, it didn't. It had COCA LEAVES.

Sure, Coca makes cocaine, but you need to first grind them up and then add another powdery chemical substance. I know because my uncle works on a police drug squad.
Coca is not an ingredient in cocaine.

Cocaine is a molecule contained within coca.

Your uncle is a liar or a fool if he told you otherwise.


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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 06-17-2012, 06:44 PM

This is a nothing but the exercise of materialistic wants in order to use our capitalistic system to move us away from prayer and towards a more heathenistic pull to materialism.
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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-26-2015, 10:42 AM

IT JUST A GODDAMN ADVERTISEMENT FOR COCA COLA! THERE IS NOTHING SATANIC ABOUT THIS!

"Public Pervesions", no it's just a advertisement campaign to get more money, alot of machines are doing this nowadays, like a gum machine where if you yelled loud enough at it, it would give you free gum. Now this is if you hug it, it gives you free coca-cola, simple as that.

But NONONONO,theres obviously a bigger picture, this is obviously a symbol that perverts want to see people hug...vending machines...

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that's not even a fetish, so how is this perverted? People hug people, are they perverted? No, Jesus hugged people, are you calling him perverted? Thats what im getting here.
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Default Re: God Damn Coca-Cola! - 08-26-2015, 10:50 AM

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IT JUST A GODDAMN ADVERTISEMENT FOR COCA COLA! THERE IS NOTHING SATANIC ABOUT THIS!

"Public Pervesions", no it's just a advertisement campaign to get more money, alot of machines are doing this nowadays, like a gum machine where if you yelled loud enough at it, it would give you free gum. Now this is if you hug it, it gives you free coca-cola, simple as that.

But NONONONO,theres obviously a bigger picture, this is obviously a symbol that perverts want to see people hug...vending machines...

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that's not even a fetish, so how is this perverted? People hug people, are they perverted? No, Jesus hugged people, are you calling him perverted? Thats what im getting here.
Are you a mentalist?

These machines encouragize sexualism with inanimate objects! Do you think it is natural to frotter one's self against robots to be graced with their sticky fluids?

This is just another celestial reference to being covered in man seed; the so call Bukake

The celestials love that kind of thing and I don't wan't to see it in America, I expect.

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