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  • arthur frayn
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2013
    • 87

    #781
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    People who whistle on the Sabbath
    Apò toû hēlíou metástēthi

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    • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
      Forum Member, possibly Irish
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2013
      • 209

      #782
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      I am SO offended by how the flamersexuals use one of God's most spectacular creations, the rainbow, as a universal symbol of their so-called "gay pride" (such an oxymormon!):


      No doubt those interior-decorating fags sought to mock the LORD's choice of adornment (Revelation 4:2-3) by stealing it for their own perverted use.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
      Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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      • Jesus
        The Truest Christian™
         
        • May 2008
        • 170

        #783
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
        Blessed is Me.

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        • Godfly
          Descended from Rapes
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 1552

          #784
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by Jesus View Post
          This new communistic, queer-loving pope has Me all enraged. He's worse than the last one.
          I think it's so cool how were offended by the same things!
          Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29433

            #785
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            Originally posted by Godfly View Post
            I think it's so cool how were offended by the same things!
            Of course I feel the same as Jesus! But I'd like to elaborate.

            I am terribly offended and infuriated at the way the homosexualwise agenda is being forced on decent, God fearing Christians.
            We rented a video this year 'BrokeBack Mountain', expecting to find some settlers having to kill drunken injuns. Instead we found cowbows mounting cowboys. "Giddyup' has a brand new meaning in the Hutchins home. I had to confiscate all the chaps and saddle wax.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Naomi Ruth Lamb
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 999

              #786
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
              1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2013
                • 1284

                #787
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                I am offended by Michael Bolton's car commercials. Lord Jesus, if you're still around, please make them stop.
                My mother asked me the other day why they didn't choose someone who could sing for those commercials. I laughed heartily, and told her I just didn't know, but that she had a good point.

                I began booming out Rock Of Ages in my resonant bass voice to help my dear mother recover from the audial assault she had suffered.

                I find I am increasingly offended by anything that does not overtly glorify Jesus in some way. This cesspool of a world is going to hell and I want no part of it, save my fellowship with True Christians(tm).
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                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • Ratchets
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Dec 2013
                  • 5

                  #788
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!

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                  • Pim Pendergast
                    PHD - Theophysicist
                    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 3103

                    #789
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by Ratchets View Post
                    I am so offended by that satanic "Doge" meme. Disgusting. Whoever made that demonic little thing will have an eternity in hell!
                    Welcome to God's favorite forum, Ratchets! Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you found Jesus. We'd like to get to know you better.
                    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                    • John Creeser
                      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                       
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 7248

                      #790
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      WHO PUT THIS IN MAILBOX!?!??

                      You think it's funny? Just so you know I have handed it over to the DoF and it's under investigation!!
                      Attached Files
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Esther B.
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 575

                        #791
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • Freddy Osborne
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 538

                          #792
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          That shameless Danica Patrick is still fornicating her way thru the Nascar field.
                          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                          • KateSanders
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2011
                            • 77

                            #793
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                            I'm offended by all of the Satanist trolls who are trying to invade the forums with their evil.
                            It seems we have been getting a real surge of them recently

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                            • Witch Hammer
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 1717

                              #794
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?


                              Behold the foul imp on this poor fellow's back, trying to coax open his recalcitrant anus with a devious satanic mind-trick! I have never been more aghast than I am at this moment.

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                              • brother guthro
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                                • Jan 2014
                                • 25

                                #795
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Obama offends me. His dirty hands is driving so many into the arms of satan. I am sure God has a plan for him that won't be pretty.

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